忠犬（2022）

我痛恨那些仇女
It’s just a little hard for me to get behind the
恐同的人
toxic masculinity, you know.
讲中我心里的话
Yeah, that’s exactly what I was saying. Yeah.
你什么时候发现
So at what point did you realize
自己被石油公♥司♥利用？
that you were just a pawn for big oil?
企业大亨展开生态
Just body bags carrying out ecological genocide
集体屠♥杀♥
for the corporate elite.
那些石油大亨
All these big oil fat cats,
自以为掌控这里
they think that they own this place.
自以为掌控大地
They think they own Mother Earth,
谁都不能霸占大地
but no one owns Mother Earth,
我这辈子每天都要对抗他们
and I’m gonna fight against them every day for the rest of my life
我可不想看到鸭子在油上游泳
because it’s just not ’cause I don’t wanna see those ducks in the goo.
听着 邀请50个
Look, and if you invite 50
IG朋友就半价
of your Instagram friends, you get half off.
-我有什么好处？酷喔 -我请喝酒
– What does this get me? Cool. – Free drink. On me.
绝对不能
No, no, no, no version of you
让女生请客 我买♥♥单
ever paying my bill. Please, no chance.
要我待会过来吗？
Would you like me to come right back?
不用了
No, we’re good, I promise.
不能让她掏钱
Her money is no good here.
我来就好
I got it.
今晚我对自己说 你一定很爱
Tonight, I said to myself, you’re gonna love this,
我说「你会遇到建筑工人或军人」
I said, “You will meet a construction worker or a soldier.”
-这可妙了 -或是
– That’s interesting. – Or, I don’t know,
没有白人优越感的人
any man without a white savior complex.
祝好运
Good luck.
等等 什么？
Wait, what?
你最好去看精神科
I hope that you get the help that you need.
-感谢请客 -别走 听着
– Thanks for the drink. – No, no. Look, look,
听着 我被塔♥利♥班♥射杀耶
look, hey, I’ve been trapped by the Taliban.
我们走吧
We gotta get outta here
这里的妹子
because you are about the only woman in this entire city
都没你好聊
that I would actually like to have a conversation with.
我们和好吧
Here, this is a peace offering.
你冷静 我就会冷静 来
Be chill, and I’ll be chill with you. Here.
我也不想对你下药
Look, I didn’t want to drug you.
谁叫你咬烂我椅子 说真的
You didn’t have to eat my seats, that’s all I’m saying.
我们能当朋友 我只是以牙还牙
We can be friends, but this is gonna be an eye for an eye.
你要和好？
Are we gonna be cool?
还是继续跟我斗？
Or do we need to have another meeting of the mind?
随便 你不信我？
Fine, you don’t wanna trust me, fine.
我懒得鸟你
I don’t even care.
反正我也不信任你
I definitely don’t trust you, so whatever.
那是比利时牧羊犬？
Is that a Belgian Mal?
是啊
Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is.
-她好漂亮 -甜心
– She’s beautiful. – Hi, sweet girl.
-你是搜救犬？-算吧
– Are you a rescue? – Uh, sort of.
她喜欢狗狗同伴吗？
Does she like other dogs?
算了
No, um, no, no.
其实她现在有点烦闷
Actually she’s, um, she’s a little sad right now.
她有点烦闷
She’s… She’s, um, grieving.
她失去了伙伴
She lost her best friend.
好惨 甜心
Oh, no, sweetheart.
这两个小可爱叫什么名字？
I know. Who are… Who are these little cuties?
-这是露西 -这是玛吉
– Oh, this is Lucy. – This is Maggie.
她们好可爱
Aw, they’re so cute.
-是西施犬 -太棒了
– They’re Shih Tzus. – They’re great.
我爱西施犬
Oh, I love Shih Tzus.
-给你 -谢谢
– Here you go. – Thank you.
干杯
Cheers.
我差点放弃这城市 幸好遇到你们
I was about to give up on this city before I met y’all.
波特兰不是老少咸宜
Well, Portland’s not for everybody.
谁知道 我开始喜欢这里了
I don’t know, it’s growin’ on me.
又不是每天能遇到两个「植物音乐家」正妹
It’s not every day you meet two plant musician ladies.
我们其实是坦陀罗教♥徒♥
We’re actually Tantrikas.Um…
好
Okay.
我们有时也会充当入神圆舞的DJ
We DJ ecstatic dance circles sometimes, though.
像瑜伽吗？
That’s sick. Is that, like… That’s like yoga?
我做过瑜伽 但我超逊的
I’ve done yoga. But I’m horrible at it.
我们会唤醒能量帮人治疗
We help heal people by moving blocked energy
让人体验到完整的性愉悦
so they can experience the full potential of sexual pleasure.
原来你们会唤醒能量
So you just move the energy for…
那我回车上拿钱
Hell, yeah. I can… I mean, I got cash in the truck, I think.
别误会
Oh, no, no.
吸引力只需真心诚意
No, the attraction is completely genuine.
好神奇
Ah. I mean…
只要你能感受到那股流动
As long as it’s in the flow for you.
我不用啦
No, I’m good.
开玩笑的
Kidding.
我的流动超猛
I’m so in… I’m so in the flow.
赞 我超爱脉轮这种玩意
Great, I love some chakrastuff.
你们在呼麻吗？
Do we smoke that or…
-不是 -不是吗
– No. – No?
这太屌♥了
This is… This is rad.
你的宝贝狗想要进来吗？
Does your baby wanna come in?
不必 她能自得其乐
Nope, she’s good, she’s just happy.
她叫得很开心
She’s a happy… That’s a happy bark.
为我打气
She’s just letting me know.
现在我们的心是什么状态？
How are our hearts in this moment?
我的心是…
Mmm, my heart is, um…
圆♥满♥的 我找到了新工作
just full and it’s like… I mean, I got a new job.
情况好转了
Yeah, uh, things are really looking up.
我感觉很充实
I just feel solid. I feel solid over here,
准备前进
I’m ready to go.
-我还没到那个阶段 -好
– Um, I’m not quite there yet. – Okay.
好的
Okay.
贝拉 也许欢喜佛能转换更多能量
But maybe yab-yum would help move some prana.
我的心正需要能量
This is what my heart needed.
来吧
Yeah, let’s go.
感觉很棒吧？
So good, right?
是啊
All right.
我能脱下你的上衣吗？
May I have permission to remove your shirt?
废话 我自己脱
Hell, ye… I’m gonna remove it for you.
还好吗？
Hey, hey, hey. What’s going on?
很闷吗？
Why are you so upset?
可怜鬼
Oh, poor baby.
我的佛陀啊
Oh, my Buddha.
没事 只是战伤
Oh, no, no. That’s, like, some old army shit.
小菜一碟
Don’t worry about that.
怎么受伤的？ -你们有疤痕吗？
– You guys… – What’s this from?
不记得了 但大疤痕是自动步♥枪♥
I don’t know. That one is… The big one’s an AK round.
你的身体很痛苦 很遗憾
Your body is in so much pain. I’m so sorry, we had no idea.
不要紧
No, no, look, it’s fine.
我能脱掉你的上衣吗？
It’s fine. Do I have permission to remove your shirt?
我想照顾你的心
‘Cause I wanna take care of your heart.
怪不得我们会互相吸引
This is why we were drawn together.
有够混♥蛋♥
What an asshole.
怎样？
What?
按住我的手
Place my hand…
让你的痛苦来引导
wherever your pain guides it.
没问题
Yeah, I can do that.
好主意 从这里开始吧
I like this plan. Why don’t we start here?
我要放狗了
Let’s get you out of here.
不好意思
I’m sorry, um…
抱歉
I’m sorry. I can’t, uh,
-狗狗让我分心了 -我去看一下她
– I can’t hold this pace. – I’ll go check on her,
我去看一下她 好吗
how about that? I’ll go check on her. Just…
你待着 保持好能量
You stay right there and you just keep the energy.
嘿！
Hey!