怪医杜立德 Doctor Dolittle（1998）

He has a history of mental illness.
他真的是…
He is frankly–
是我见过最棒的外科医生
He’s the most remarkable surgeon I’ve ever seen.
他得留下
He’s here to stay.
医院少不了他
He is the straw that stirs the drink.
还要给他最高的管理权力
I want exclusive rights to him.
他医术高明，富有同情心…不敢想象…
He’s a dynamic, caring– I can’t imagine–
杜立德医生，你真棒
Dolittle. Wonderful work, Doctor.
约翰，太棒了，令我振奋
Bravo, Johnny. I’m so inspired–
欢迎加入
Welcome aboard.
我感觉就好像赢得了公民权
I feel like I’ve bought myself a winning franchise.
你没买♥♥什么，我们不卖♥♥
You haven’t bought anything. We’re not for sale.
听着，别理这个疯子
Look, we don’t need these namby-pamby wacko freaks.
我们合作
It’s you and me–straight to the top.
你要鸽子？看我的
You want pigeon? I’ll show you pigeon.
你开心了？
Are you happy now?
我就在你后面
I’m right behind you.
如果我们能…
If we could
跟这些动物说…
Talk to the animals…
嗨，快来人啊！
Hey! Somebody come here.
蛋孵出来了
I think we got birth here.
嗨，嗨，快来人啊！
Hey, hey, somebody!
我看到蛋在动了
I see some shaking in that egg.
蛋在动了
I see shaking in the egg.
嗨，嗨，嗨，怎么样了？
Hey, hey, hey, how’s it going, McGruff?
你知道什么？咔嗒声又杀不死你
You know what? A Tic-Tac wouldn’t kill you.
嗨，丫头，醒醒，蛋孵出来了
Hey, girl, get up. We got birth coming.
天鹅蛋，太棒了
Great, a swan egg. This is going to be great.
快醒醒 -天鹅是什么？
Come on, girl. -What is a swan?
我的蛋，快孵出来！
My egg. That’s my egg hatching!
快呼吸
OK, just breathe.
神奇的时刻到了
Yeah, yeah. Here come the magic moment.
糟了，像侏罗纪公园
Oh, no! Just like “Jurassic Park.”
它会吃掉我们的
It’s going to kill us.
蛋孵出来了！
It’s hatching!
它…它…
It–it…
天哪！医生，那究竟是什么？
Good lord, Doc. What on Earth is that?
那是我们玛雅新生的小鳄鱼
That would be Maya’s brand-new baby alligator.
酷
Cool.
哈哈… -妈妈
Ha ha. -Mama?
妈妈？我可不是你妈妈
Mama? I’m not your mama.
妈妈
Mama?
噢…拜托，别看着我
Oh, no, don’t look at me.
除非我醉倒在沼泽地里
Although there was one time I got drunk in the Everglades.
嗨…医生，等等我
Hey, Doc, wait up.
真高兴你要为人和动物们看病了
You’re going to treat both humans and animals? I love it.
基本上差不了多少
We’re all basically the same, you know?
不过我有些小要求…
My thoughts exactly.
第一，我要把我的木球搬到餐桌上
I want to move my bowl up on the dining room table.
第二，我不要再吃狗食 那是粗茶淡饭
Second, no more dog food. That stuff’s gross.
第三，我要有自己的房♥间 里面要有电视、音响
I want my own room with a TV. Basic cable is fine.
我讨厌这样完满的结局
I hate stories with happy endings.
你刚才说什么？ -没有啊
What did you say? -Nothing.
那是谁？
Then, who?
啊…快逃啊
[Squawks] -Aah! Run!
快逃命啊！噢，上帝！
Run for your lives! Oh, my God!
我不想死，我还年轻！
I don’t want to die! I’m too young to die!
我不想死，我还年轻！
I don’t want to die! I’m too young to die!
往左啊！不，往右啊…
Hang a left! No, hang a right!
看着点路！
Look out for the traffic!
你的脚，别挡着我！
Legs, do you thing. Get out of my way!
轮回真是臭死了啊
This circle of life really stinks!
Aah!
Grunt
And squeak
And squawking
With the animals
And they could
Talk
To
Us
完
Yeah
Ain’t nothing but a party, y’all
Ain’t nothing but a party, y’all
Ain’t nothing but a party, y’all
Ain’t nothing but a party, y’all
Well, the gang jiggy, wanna get jiggy
With the mad scientist Mr. Dolittle
If this here’s the party with the VIPs
To the left, right
Just do it till you’re satisfied
Ain’t no different
G-style party crowd is all pimping
Figures popping, people locking hoo-ha
You know Sugarhill ain’t stopping.
So, children, keep screaming and dreaming
How you think we got the spotlight beaming.
On stage while I rock rhymes?
All around the nation, prime time.
What you gonna find?
Solutions that work upon the Constitution
And get up off that thing and keep moving
Get caught up in the nine to five
But for now party over here time
Ain’t nothing but a party
Tell me, all I see
Ain’t nothing but a party
Ain’t nothing but a party To the break of dawn
Look into the crowds, and what I see?
Everybody on the dance floor rock a party
To the early morn, break of dawn
Like a hot big bag of buttered popcorn
Ain’t nothing but a party going on, I see
Ain’t nothing but a party
Ain’t nothing but a party
To the break of dawn
Look into the crowd, tell me what I see
Everybody on the dance floor rock the party
To the early morn, to the break of dawn
Whoo whoo mmm da da
Whoo whoo
Whoo whoo
Whoo whoo
Dance, everybody down with us
Just dance
Wanna feel the groove? Then clap your hands
They ask who’s blest tonight
I am
God’s been good to me
Never to be too late
And continuously, he’s great
He’s on time, even if I have to sit and wait
Sitting in the corner
Reminiscing down
The course my life has taken
All my ups and all my downs
With your mercy and grace
Has brought me to this place
When I think
Of what he’s done
Of what he’s done
I can dance, dance, dance
All day
All day
All night
All night
I will stand, grab your hand
And think
Of what he’s done
I can dance, dance, dance
All day
All day
All night
All night
I will stand, grab your hand
When I think
Of what he’s done
I can dance
I can dance, dance, dance
All day
All day
All night
All night
I will stand, grab your hand
When I think
When I think
Of what he’s done
What he’s done
I can dance, dance, dance
All day
All day
All night
All night
I will stand, grab your hand
Stand, stand
If I told you why, why, why
I’d probably lie, lie, lie
Because then I’d see you cry, cry, cry
All I know is I’ll be hurting you
If I told you was untrue.
That’s why I lie, lie, lie
You got me thinking my, my, my
And it’s killing me inside, oh, I
Bye, don’t you say bye
Bye-bye
Don’t understand, can’t explain
What it is that’s causing me to
Feel the need to explore any more
When I have you
But when I do, there’s no truth
Baby, all I wanna do is lie
The only trrth is that I lie
Because I need you in my life
Life
You got me breaking down now
Oh, oh
Whoa
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Oh, oh, oh, whoa
If I told you why, why, why
I’d probably lie, lie, lie
Because then I’d see you cry, cry, cry
All I know is I’ll be hurting you
If I told you I was untrue
That’s why I lie, lie, lie
Lie, lie
You got me thinking my, my, my
My,my