神偷奶爸

who is this mysterious hero?
他下一步计划是什么
And what will he do next?
好了 姑娘们 该睡觉了
Okay, girls. Time for bed.
拜托 我们要听故事
Come on! We want a story.
三只瞌睡小猫咪
Three sleepy kittens!
不行 抱歉
Oh, no! Sorry.
那本书不小心被恶意损坏了
That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously.
今晚我们要读一本新的故事书
Tonight we are going to read a new book.
这本书叫做
This one is called
《一只巨大的独角兽》 谁写的呢
One big Unicorn by… who wrote this?
正是本人 我写的
Me! I wrote it.
看 这可是带布偶的书哦
Look, it’s a puppet book!
看着 瞧好了
Here, watch this.
这就是它的角
That’s the horn!
这会是最棒的一本书
This is gonna be the best book ever!
我可不是在自夸 不过
Not to pat myself on the back, but,
没错 很有可能是哦
yes, it probably will be.
开始读喽
Here we go.
一只巨大的独角兽 强壮而自♥由♥
“One big unicorn, strong and free
怡然自得乐陶陶
thought he was happy as he could be.
然后三只小猫咪来了
Then three little kittens came around
把他的生活搞了个天翻地覆
and turned his whole life upside down.”
嘿 那一只好像我哦
Hey, that one looks like me!
不是 你瞎说什么
No, what are you talking about?
明明是小猫咪
These are kittens!
如有雷同
Any relation to persons living or
纯属巧合
dead is completely coincidental.
她们让他欢笑不已
“They made him laugh.
也让他伤心落泪
They made him cry.
他从来就不该道别
He never should have said goodbye.
现在他明白了 他与三只小猫咪
And now he knows he could never part
永远也不能分离了
from those three little kittens
而这也改变了他的心灵
That changed his heart.
结束
The end.”
好了 晚安吧
Okay, all right. Good night.
我爱你
I love you.
我也爱你
I love you, too.
不行 没门
No, no!
好啦
All right.
我不是已经亲过你了吗
Didn’t I get you already?
她们跳的真棒啊
They’re very good!
我真为你骄傲 儿子
I’m so proud of you, son.
你成了一位优秀的家长
You’ve turned out to be a great parent!
就像我一样
Just like me.
也许比我还要棒
Maybe even better.
不要了 你们跳吧
No, I’m fine. Go ahead.
不要 不要
No, no, no!
嘿 卡尔 嘿
Hey, Carl! Hey.
不行不行
No, no, no.
我先 我先
Me, me, me.
约翰
John?
不 不 我来 我来
No, no. Me, me, me.
惨了
Oh, poop.
哦 不
Oh, no!
住手 住手
Stop! stop!
你们好 我是格鲁
Hello, I am Gru.
回去干活 回去干活 回去
Back to work, back to work! Back to…