拍拖故事

你好 萨拉 很高兴见到你
Hello, Sarah, nice to meet you.
我也是
You too.
很好 就这吧
Right, so, that’s that.
希望你喜欢基辅炸鸡
I hope you like Chicken Kiev.
鸡肉泥包蔬菜再裹面包屑油炸而成
我 我是素食主义者
I’m… I’m actually vegetarian.
安珀 给我T恤上签个名
Amber! Sign my shirt.
很抱歉之前那么说你 但都过去了
Sorry for all the stick, but it’s in the past now.
上周才发生的
It was last week.
是啊 过去了
Exactly.
天啊
Shit.
舒服吗
Was it OK?
该我了
My turn.
♪ 我不担心这些姬崽们 ♪
♪ Well, I won’t worry about the gay girls ♪
♪ 我握紧双手为她们祈祷 ♪
♪ I pray for them when I wring my hands ♪
♪ 圣母玛利亚啊 ♪
♪ Marie, Marie, Maria ♪
♪ 当我迷茫时请告诉我前行的路 ♪
♪ Tell me where to find you when I lose my way ♪
做♥爱♥ 你听说过吧 开放点 说说
Sex, have you heard of it? Be open about it. Talk about it.
你能不要谈论我们的性生活吗
Will you stop talking about our sex life?!
你们得开放点 说说吧
You must be open about these things. Talk about it.
我爆♥你♥菊♥的时候 你是挺开放的
You were open when I stuck my finger up your arsehole!
老天爷啊 就那一次
Oh my God, that was one time!
-就一次 -挺爽的是吧
– That was one time! – Is that even good, though?
是挺爽的 但这不是重点
It was actually quite nice, but that’s not the point!
她不应该告诉你们的
She shouldn’t bring that up!
-喝点吗 -好
– Drink? – Uh, yeah…
你想要什么吗
Do you want something?
只因为我们觉得
Just because we feel…
你懂的
You know…
并不代表我们一定要怎样
It doesn’t mean that we have to be.
对
Right.
我们可以翻篇了
We can just move on.
过上正常的生活
And live a normal life.
我们可以快乐
We can be happy.
睡沙发感觉怎么样
How’s the couch?
还行
It’s ok.
就是有点硌我的背
A bit tough on my back.
伊恩 我们是糟糕的父母吗
Ian, are we shit parents?
不是
No.
我的意思是
No, I mean…
我们还算是比较好的父母吧
I’d say we’re in the top 50% maybe.
-没有太糟糕 -不 挺好的
– It’s not that bad, actually. – No, it’s fine.
肯定有更糟糕的父母
I’d say there’s…much worse.
对 是的
Yeah. Yeah…
好
Ok.
我打算拒绝派驻任务了
I’m going to turn down the station.
我不走了
I’m not gonna go.
汉娜 我们会一起渡过难关的吧
Hannah, are we gonna get through this?
不知道
I dunno.
希望吧
I hope so.
真心地希望
I really do.
-埃迪会离开多久 -六周
– How long is Eddie going away for? – Six weeks.
他会变得又壮又性感
He’ll be all buff and sexy.
他回来后 我们毫不费力就能跟军队搭上边
Once he’s done, we can get a place in the barracks for nothing.
天啊 军嫂
Jesus, a soldier’s wife.
他已经走了吗
Has he gone already?
你们能帮凯勒先生洗下头吗
Can you shampoo Mr Keller.
你们
Did you just…?
-你没机会了 -没错
– You missed your shot. – Exactly.
他什么时候走
When’s he going?
-今天 -关你屁
– Today. – None of your bus…
关你屁事
None of your business.
进来帮忙
I need help here.
我们抽烟呢 傻♥逼♥
We’re on a smoke break. Fucking idiot.
收拾得怎么样了
How are you getting on?
快好了
Nearly done.
我还记得你小时候
I remember when you were tiny.
我经常会在这里坐一整晚
I used to have to sit here all night
看着你入睡
and watch you fall asleep.
你♥爸♥爸不行 一定要是我
It couldn’t be your dad, it had to be me.
你♥爸♥爸弄来一张老扶椅
Your dad brought up this old armchair
好让我能舒服一些 我就
so I could be a bit more comfortable and…I would just…
看着你睡觉
…watch you sleep.
一夜又一夜
Night after night.
你当时真好看
You were so beautiful.
你什么都可以告诉我 你知道吧
You know you can tell me…anything.
知道不
Right?
无论怎样 我都会爱你的
And I will love you no matter what.
我知道
I know.
好
Ok.
准备好了吗
Well, you ready?
好了
Ok.
-东西带齐了吧 -带齐了
– OK, you have everything? – Yeah.
-电♥话♥卡带了吧 -带了
– Phone card? – Yeah.
-给我们打电♥话♥ -一定
– Make sure to ring us, yeah? – Promise.
你是我的骄傲
I’m so proud of you.
你要让我们进去吗
So… Are you gonna let us in or…?
不
No.
签名 拿包 上车
Sign your name. Take your bag. Get on the truck.
签名了吗
Have you signed your name?
签名 拿包 上车
Sign your name. Take your bag. Get on the truck.
五分钟后车就开了
Bus is moving in five minutes!
所有人 跟在我后面上车
Everybody, get on the trucks right behind me!
不要向人扔石头了
Stop throwing rocks at people!
这个
Here.
-为什么 -拿着
– Why? – Take it!
里面有2000多块 足够你离开这
It’s over 2,000, it is enough to get out of here.
离开爱尔兰
Out of Ireland.
-我不需要 -你需要
– No, I don’t want it. – Yes, you do!
-我在这挺开心的 -不 你不开心
– I’m happy here. – You’re not!
-挺开心的 -不 你不开心
– I am. – No, you’re not!
而且你也不会开心的
And you’re not going to be!
这地方会杀了你的
This place will kill you.
拜托了 埃迪 拿着吧
Please, Eddie, just take it.
你不能为了迎合这里 变得不是自己
You can’t be who you need to be here.
那我能去哪呢
Where am I supposed to go?
哪里都行
Anywhere.
你跟我一起走吧
You should come with me.
不
I can’t.
这要靠你自己
You have to do this on your own.
我怕
I’m scared.
你应该感到害怕
You should be.
特别特别害怕
Fucking scary.
你会好的
You’ll be great.
我有好好教你
I taught you well.
我不行
I can’t.
我做不到
I can’t.
快点了 车要走了
Come on, move! The truck is leaving!
最后提醒一遍
Last call!
安珀…
Amber…
我是同性恋
I’m gay.
我知道
No shit.
很抱歉我之前对你那么混♥蛋♥
I’m sorry I was such a prick to you.
没有
No.
我只庆幸跟你这一个男生约过会
You are the ONLY boy in the world I’m glad I dated.
快走
Go.
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