扯蛋圣诞史（2016）

给予一个虚拟的耶稣宝宝生命
in a stable made of polygons.
今天 圣诞的真正含义是个谜
Today, the true meaning of Christmas is a mystery,
淹没在雪莉酒 垄断品和带壳花生中
wrapped up in sherry and Monopoly and monkey nuts,
但至少 在这温暖和睦的时刻
but at least, at this time of togetherness and warmth,
我们可以一致同意 真正的圣诞精神是
we can all agree what the true spirit of Christmas is…
百利甜酒
Baileys.
圣诞快乐 又是崭新的一年
Merry Christmas and a very New Year.