蹩脚英语（2007）

YEAH. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
我来这，想给某人一个惊喜
I CAME HERE TO SURPRISE SOME GUY I HARDLY KNOW
却没想到我居然找不到他 不过那又怎样？
THAT I CAN’T FIND, BUT SO WHAT?
我们现在在巴黎
WE’RE IN PARIS.
是啊，我们老早就想来了
YEAH. WE’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS.
就是，就让我们好好的玩吧
YEAH. SO LET’S JUST ENJOY IT.
现在该是我重拾幽默感的时候了
IT’S TIME I GOT MY SENSE OF HUMOR BACK.
很好
GOOD FOR YOU.
我想我们应该在镇子里转转
I THINK WE SHOULD STILL LOOK AROUND TOWN
期待着你那个神秘的男人
FOR YOUR MYSTERY MAN.
谁也说不好，我们也许能撞见他呢
YOU NEVER KNOW. WE MAY RUN INTO HIM.
嗯，现在我还能再失去什么吗？
YEAH. WHAT DO I HAVE TO LOSE AT THIS POINT?
没什么了
NOTHING.
我们顺便还能买♥♥点东西
PLUS WE CAN GO SHOPPING.
对啊
RIGHT.
[THUNDER]
哦，难以置信
Audrey: OHH. I CAN’T BELIEVE
巴黎居然下雨了
IT’S RAINING IN PARIS.
难以想象我居然想 能在这种地方碰上朱利安
I CAN’T BELIEVE I THOUGHT I’D FIND JULIAN IN THESE PLACES
除非他穿女人的衣服
UNLESS HE’S INTO WOMEN’S CLOTHES.
想去喝杯茶什么的吗？
DO YOU WANT TO GET A TEA OR SOMETHING?
喝茶？
A TEA?
真有趣
THAT’S FUNNY.
HA HA HA!
– 谢谢 – 【法语】谢谢
THANK YOU. MERCI.
你看见包裹里的是什么了吗？
DID YOU SEE WHAT WAS IN THE PACKAGE?
只是一些商业文件而已
JUST SOME BUSINESS PAPERS.
你呢？
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
没什么，没什么刺♥激♥的
NO. NOTHING TOO EXCITING.
那为老奶奶真是有趣
THE OLD LADY WAS REALLY COOL.
她以为我是她的外孙女
SHE THOUGHT I WAS HER GRANDDAUGHTER.
天，这种事也只有你能遇上了，娜拉
GOD. THAT KIND OF THING ONLY HAPPENS TO YOU, NORA.
HA HA!
AHH.
马克今早给我电♥话♥了
MARK CALLED THIS MORNING.
他说他很想我
HE SAID HE MISSED ME.
他想知道我愿不愿意 挽救我们的感情
WANTED TO KNOW IF I WANTED TO WORK ON OUR RELATIONSHIP.
你想吗？
DO YOU?
我想吧
I SUPPOSE.
我想我不能就这样 把我的婚姻弃之如敝屐
I MEAN, I GUESS I JUST SHOULDN’T THROW MY MARRIAGE AWAY
也不试着去做点什么去补救
WITHOUT TRYING.
我真的很爱他
I MEAN, I DO REALLY LOVE HIM.
也许我不应该那么苛刻
MAYBE I JUST SHOULDN’T BE SO CRITICAL
就因为事情不是最好的
JUST BECAUSE THINGS AREN’T IN THE GREATEST PLACE,
你明白吧？
YOU KNOW?
你能这样想很好，安吉尔
I THINK THAT’S GREAT, AUDREY.
好了
OK.
走吧
LET’S DO IT.
安吉尔…
AUDREY…
我知道我很像是疯了
I KNOW I’M CRAZY,
但是我想留下
BUT I THINK I’M GONNA STAY.
[DROPS SUITCASE]
娜拉，我是你的朋友 我爱你
NORA, I AM YOUR FRIEND, AND I LOVE YOU,
但是这样没用啊
BUT THIS JUST ISN’T WORKING OUT.
你该放手了
YOU GOT TO GIVE THIS UP.
我不能
I CAN’T.
你走吧
YOU GO.
我知道马克在等你呢
I KNOW MARK IS WAITING FOR YOU.
娜拉，你东西南北都分不清
NORA, YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF DIRECTION,
又那么害羞了
AND YOU ARE WAY TOO SHY.
要我陪着你吗？
DO YOU WANT ME TO STAY WITH YOU?
如果需要的话我会的
BECAUSE I WILL.
不用了，我要自己来做
NO. I HAVE TO DO THIS FOR MYSELF.
我要停止依赖别人来
I HAVE TO STOP RELYING ON OTHER PEOPLE
给我做决定
TO MAKE DECISIONS FOR ME.
你会回家的，是吧？
YOU’RE GONNA COME HOME, AREN’T YOU?
嗯，我在这没工作又没钱
YEAH. I HAVE NO JOB AND NO MONEY.
过不了多久就得面对现实了
I HAVE TO COME BACK TO REALITY SOON.
你准备干什么？
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
不清楚
I DON’T KNOW.
做我想做的吧
SOMETHING I FEEL LIKE DOING, I GUESS.
真为你感到自豪
WELL, I’M REALLY PROUD OF YOU.
我得走了
I GOT TO GO.
我知道
I KNOW.
好了
OK.
我会给你电♥话♥的
I’LL CALL YOU.
你个怪物
YOU WEIRDO.
[NO AUDIO]
【法语】
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
我不会法语
I DON’T SPEAK FRENCH.
啊，我是说 “这让我感觉想哭”
AH. I SAID, “IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY.”
你是美国人？
YOU ARE AMERICAN?
你来巴黎干什么啊？
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN PARIS?
– 随便看看 – 随便看看？
JUST LOOKING. JUST LOOKING?
你喜欢艺术？
YOU LIKE ART.
[KNOCK ON WINDOW]
我得和我朋友走了
AH. I GO WITH MY FRIENDS.
我们去喝咖啡
WE GO HAVE A COFFEE.
想一起去吗？
YOU WANT TO COME WITH US?
不了，谢谢
NO, THANK YOU.
嗯，如果你改变主意的话
OK. WELL, IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND,
我们就在街对面，好吧？
WE’LL BE JUST ACROSS THE STREET, OK?
我在那里等你
OK. I’LL SEE YOU THERE.
【法语交谈】
[MAN SPEAKING FRENCH]
【法语】
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
啊，过来吧，过来
AH, SI, SI. EH, COME, COME.
– 嗨 – 嗨
HI. HI.
坐吧，坐吧
SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.
你叫什么啊？
WHAT’S YOUR NAME?
– 娜拉 – 娜拉，嗨
NORA. NORA, HI.
– 我是吉约姆 – 吉约姆
I’M GUILLAUME. GUILLAUME.
这是塞巴斯蒂安
THIS IS S脙鈥癇ASTIEN.
很高兴认识你
NICE TO MEET YOU.
– 那是卡里姆 – 【法语】很高兴认识你
AND THAT’S KARIM. ENCHANT脙鈥?
想来一杯吗？
WOULD YOU LIKE A GLASS OF WINE?
要吧？
YES?
我们干杯
LET’S TOAST.
【法语】
[SPEAKS FRENCH]
不，不，不 不能交叉
NO, NO, NO. NO CROSSING.
先和他
GO FIRST.
然后是其他人
AND THEN THE OTHERS.
【法语】终于完了！
VOIL脙鈧?
我这样的话，算是交叉吗？
IS THAT CROSSING IF I DO THAT?
不算 那样可以
NO. NO, NO. THAT’S FINE.
这是直线
IT’S DIRECT LINE.
我们喝吧
WE DRINK NOW. HA HA HA!
你来巴黎干什么，娜拉？
SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN PARIS, NORA?
我来找个人
I’M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE.
找到了吗？
AND DID YOU FIND HIM?
没，没有
NO. NO.
现在也不是很糟糕嘛
WELL, YOU’RE NOT SO BAD RIGHT NOW.
还好
NOT BAD.
法国人都是这样吗？
ARE ALL FRENCH GUYS LIKE THIS?
怎样？
LIKE WHAT?
呃，有激♥情♥，有趣，呃…
UM, PASSIONATE, INTERESTED, UH…
嗯哼
MM-HMM.
热心
ATTENTIVE
不过也有点点像狗狗了？
BUT KIND OF LIKE DOGS, TOO?
不，不，狗狗？
NO, NO. DOGS?
女人…女人才是，你明白？
THE WOMEN–THE WOMEN ARE THE ONES, YOU KNOW?
我最近的女友
THE LAST TIME I HAD A GIRLFRIEND,
我们每次都打架
ALL THE TIME WE HAD SOME FIGHT.
她每次都想从窗户跳出去
SHE TRIED TO JUMP OUT OF THE WINDOW ALL THE TIME.
– 嗯 – 不是
YEAH. HA HA! NO.