沸点（2021）

已经很好了 谢谢
It’s been good, thanks.
不好意思 小甜心
Excuse me, sweetie pie,
有事讲一下
let’s have a little chat with you.
好
Sure.
老实说 南瓜炖饭
To be honest like, pumpkin Risotto,
这种菜单真的不适合我们
this menu’s not really for us.
我不懂这些餐点
I don’t really understand anything that’s on it.
可以给我们牛排和薯条吗？
Could we just get steak and chips please.
很遗憾没有牛排
We don’t have any steak unfortunately.
餐点都在菜单上 – 没有牛排？ – 没有
What we have is on the menu. – You don’t have steak?
鞑靼牛？
Steak tartar?
开餐厅要有牛排
You must have steak, you’re a restaurant.
你有在用ＩＧ吗？ – 有
Have you got Instagram? – I do.
我有 3 万粉丝
Cause if you have a look I have 30 thousand followers.
对我好 对你们也好
So I think it’s good for me, it’s good for you,
对生意也好
it’s good for the business.
有鞑靼牛 但没有牛排
You have steak tartar, but no steak.
请不要拍到我
Could you not record me, please.
也许我该找经理
Maybe I’ll just have a word with your manager.
我去请经理过来
You know what, I’ll go and get my manager for you.
受不了女服务生板着脸
I can’t stand it when waitresses don’t smile.
帮个忙 看一下那个女生
Do me a favor, check that bird right.
她喜欢我的照片…
She liked my photograph –
我知道她的奶很真
I know her tits are fucking lively right.
嗨帅哥 还好吗？
Hi, gents, how are we?
嗨 美女 你好吗？
Good evening. – Hi, darling, you all right?
我很好 谢谢
Good, thank you.
我的同事说你是IG网红
My waitress just said you’re Instagram influencers.
其实我有在上电视 – 没错
Well, I actually I was on TV. – Here we go.
哪个节目？ – ‘密前任’
Oh, what show were you in? – I was on “text my ex.”
我有看过 – 第三季主角
I used to watch that. – He came third.
第二季 – 天啊
Second, actually. – Oh my god.
她臭脸 我们只是点牛排和薯条
But she was a bit moody and we just want steak and chips.
我很抱歉 好的 当然可以
Oh, I do apologize yeah, sure we can do that.
标记一些照片… – 那样很棒
Tag a little photos out… – That would be great.
也许在ＩＧ上关注我们
And maybe follow us on Instagram.
好 没问题
Yeah not a problem.
太好了 你的牛排是？
Great, how would you like your steaks cooked?
我要五分熟 – 五分熟 你呢？
Medium rare for me. – Medium rare, and for you?
五分熟 那你呢？
Medium rare and for you?
我要烤焦 怎么说呢 – 全熟
Just cremated for me please, love, well, well.
真的是全熟
Really well done.
为您提供一轮免费饮料？
And can I get you a complimentary round of drinks.
几瓶啤酒
A couple of beers,
也许一瓶红酒搭配牛排
maybe a bottle of red to go with the steak.
拍拍照之类的
Take some pictures, stuff like that.
那样会很棒
Sure, that would be amazing.
马上来 没问题
Guys, coming up, no problem.
你也拿个杯子
Grab yourself a glass as well.
对 一起喝
Yeah, come join us.
柠檬滴给你朋友？
Lemon drop for you pal, yeah?
我是威士忌沙瓦
I’m a whiskey sour, please.
威士忌苏瓦
Whiskey sours.
你说什么？ – 威士忌苏瓦
Wait what did you just say? – A whiskey sours.
那是什么口音？ – 格拉斯哥
No, what accent is that? – Glasgow.
不好意思美女们 威士忌’沙瓦’两杯
I’m sorry, ladies, a whiskey sour times two.
太好了 – 他不错
This is so good. – He’s good.
你想要什么？
What about for you, darling, what you want?
通常我会点长岛冰茶
Well, I normally have like a long island ice tea,
不过今天穿这件衣服？
but I just think like in this dress?
这件美到让我想呼呼
That dress to me is screaming a woo-woo.
什么意思？ – 欢呼
A sorry a what? – A whoop-whoop.
相信我 会喜欢的 味道很好
Trust me you’ll love that, it’s tasty its tasty.
你们今晚要续摊？
Are you guys going out tonight?
对 – 其实我是ＤＪ
Yes. – Wait, listen, I’m a dj.
是哦？
Are you?
兼♥职♥餐厅外场
Aye! I mean moonlighting as a waiter obviously.
好
Okay.
达斯顿商城 知道吗？
At the dalston superstore, do you know it?
就在附近
Just right around the corner.
那是同性恋酒吧？
It’s the gay bar, right?
对 我老公在门口
Yeah, yeah my husband’s on the door
如果想来 我可以加名单
I can get yous on the list if yous want to come?
好啊 – 你结婚了 真好
Oh sweet, yes. – You married, great.
今晚最爱这一桌
Listen, yous are my favorite table tonight,
免费招待几杯
so I’m gonna get you some shots.
好啊
Yes. – Okay.
野格炸♥弹♥ 野蛤利口酒？
Jager bombs, Jagermeister do you like that?
野格？
Jager?
野格利口酒调红牛
Jagermeister… its jagermister with red bull.
棕色的？ – 对
Oh, like the brown stuff?
天啊 很像咳嗽药水
Oh my gosh, that cough syrup stuff.
不行 我会过敏
Oh no, no, no, I’m allergic.
六杯龙舌兰
Six tequilas.
好
Yes. – Love it.
我得回去忙了
Wait, I need to get back to work,
因为你们让我心好乱
cause yous will absolutely get me in trouble.
留下来啦
No stay.
没有’那道菜’
That’s not on the menu.
小手勿动唷 烦欸
Oh, for fuck’s sake.
我爱我的工作
I love my job. I love my job. I love my job.
她居然解开我的围裙
She fucking pulled my pinnie!
太冒犯了 – 别吵
Well, that’s offensive. – Shut up.
很冒犯吗？ – 很冒犯
Is it offensive? – It is offensive.
比利 来杯咖啡 要浓的
Billy, can I get a coffee please, a really strong one.
谢谢
Thank you.
要特调吗？
Do you want something special in there?
要
Aye!
低级
Hey, hey, lower man.
对生意好
It would be really great for business.
菜单上没有牛排
We don’t have steak on the menu.
我知道没有 你能做吗？
I know we don’t, can you please just do it?
不行 太忙了 不能那样破例
No, look, we are too busy to be going off course like this.
忙得要死 – 你就…
Look how busy we are. – You’re not even that…
什么事？ – 她要牛排
What’s up? – She wants steak.
我告诉她菜单上没有牛排
I told her we don’t have steak on the menu.
如果很忙 为什么你在内场？
If we’re busy why you out the back?
又跑去内场？
Why are you out the back again?
什么事？ – 要三份牛排
What’s going on? – We need three steaks.
她不听
She’s not listening to me.
没有牛排
We haven’t got steaks.
我跟她说了菜单没有牛排
I keep telling her we don’t have steak on the menu.
有生肉 那是明天的份
We’ve got beef roll, but it’s for tomorrow.
切三片做牛排 又不难
Just slice three steaks off that, it’s not hard.
卡蜜儿帮一下 切土豆
Camille do me a favor love, chop some spuds.
土豆？ – 做薯饼
Spuds. – Let’s make some chips, yeah?
马铃薯 安迪 – 没事
Spuds, Andy. – No, it’s all right.
艾蜜莉 出来一下
Its chips, chips like fritters.
炸薯饼类似炸肉饼 – 东尼 去忙你的事
Tony, get back to your own shit, lad.
做薯饼 – 居然让步
I do not believe this.
别担心 – 帮我做一点
It’s all right don’t worry about it.
烦欸 安迪
For fucks sake, Andy.
你为什么每次都听她的？
Andy, why do you always give into her, my man?
什么叫’听她的’？
What do you mean give into her?
靠 我自己做
Fuck off, I’ll do it myself for fuck’s sake.
记得要穿 – 好
Don’t forget to put on your nabs.
帮我关门
Close that door.
帮我切三片
All right cut me three off that.
是 主厨
Yes, chef.
怎么样？
Good?