Up here on the eighteenth floor?
Yes, up here on the eighteenth floor.
是啊,在这十八楼
Good night.
晚安
What the hell am I doing here?
我在这做什么?
That’s what I’d like to know.Somebody tell me that.
谁能告诉我,我在这儿做什么?
Natural oils, tropical fruits…
天然油脂,热带水果…
flora, nuts,and protective sunscreens…
植物,坚果,防晒霜…
a complete sun-care line…
肌肤保持完美的阳光线条…
嗨。我是棒球卡收♥购♥店的那个女孩
Hi. This is the woman from the baseball card store.
记得我吗?
Remember me?
Hot-diggety-dog!
哇!
Thanks for calling me on the telephone.
谢谢您打电♥话♥给我
我很高兴见到你
I’m so glad to see you.
I thought I’d never see you again.
我以为再也见不到你了
OK, down, boy.
好,冷静一下
Listen, I can’t take this for driving you home.
听着,我不能因为载你回家就拿这张卡
I wish I could, but I can’t,so, here, take it back.
我希望我能收下,但我做不到,所以,在这儿,收回去吧
你不收的话,我会把它留在柜台…
I would have left it at the front desk…
它很值钱,收回去吧
but it’s very valuable.Take it.
我不能拿回来,这是你的
I can’t take that. It’s yours.
拿去吧,他妈的
Take it, damn it!
你为什么这个姿势?
Why are you doing that?
因为我还没刷牙
Because I haven’t brushed yet.
那么,再见了,享受您的旅程吧
Well, so long. Enjoy your visit.
等一下,夏娃,等一下
Wait. Eve, please wait.
拜托,不要跟着我,别这样
Please, do not follow me.Don’t do it.
我就知道会这样,你就像走失的小狗
I knew this would happen.You’re like a lost puppy.
Can’t you talk to me for just one little second?
你能不能,跟我说说话?
Damn, I should have taken the money and run.
哎呀,我真应该拿了钱就跑
That’s what Troy told me to do,but did I listen? No.
特洛伊就是这么劝我,我真应该听他的
Will you put your hand down?
请把你的手放下好吗?
Who’s Troy? Is he your husband?
谁是特洛伊?你丈夫?
Or a boyfriend?
男朋友?
Thank you!
谢谢!
打住!别这样!
Stop that! Don’t do that!
Listen, I know you like me, OK? I can tell.
听着,我知道你喜欢我,好吗?我看的出来
But, you know what? A lot of guys like me.
但是,你知道吗?有很多人喜欢我
Not me exactly. It’s my legs or my butt or my hair…
但并不是完全的我,是我的腿、我的屁♥股♥、我的头发…
or some combination of the above.
或者这些的组合
I think it’s the eyes.
我认为是眼睛
The eyes?
眼睛?
太好了,喜欢眼睛的男人,不管怎样,没成功过
Great. An eye man.Anyhow, it never works out.
可以了吗?你不需要知道这些
OK? Not that you even need to know that.
你看起来满邋遢的,你一直在做什么?
You look like crap.What have you been doing?
Watching television in color.
看电视,彩色的
彩色的?真的
In color? No kidding.
我发誓
Cross my heart and hope to die.
好吧,再见
Yeah. See ya.
为什么都没结果呢?
Why doesn’t it ever work out?
什么?
What?
为什么跟男生交往都没结果呢?
Why doesn’t it ever work out,you and men?
为什么?谁知道?
Why? Who the hell knows?
如果你答应不烦我,我就告诉你为什么
If you promise to leave me alone, I’ll tell you why.
从来没成功…
It never works out…
是因为我当自己也是只有腿、头发和屁♥股♥
because I am into legs and hair and butts myself.
So I wind up with guys who are very good-looking…
所以,跟我开始交往的俊男…
but even more shallow than I am,if you can picture that.
甚至比我更肤浅,你懂我的意思吗?
If you’ll excuse me,I have to go find…
请原谅我,我要去找…
another low-paying,demeaning job…
另外一个低薪,卑贱的工作…
where some guy named Jerry keeps telling me…
那里有一个叫杰里的家伙,一直唠叨…
how lousy his marriage is.
他的婚姻多烂
— 你为什么不帮我工作?
— 做什么?
-Why not go to work for me?
-Doing what?
帮我卖♥♥棒球卡…
Helping me sell all my baseball cards…
购买♥♥足够的食物和日用品…
and buying enough food and supplies…
装满几大卡车
to fill several large trucks.
食物和日用品?
Food and supplies?
给饥民吗?
Who for, starving people?
They’re not starving yet,but they do need help.
他们还没挨饿,但是他们需要
How long would you need me for?
要我做多久?
Two weeks.
两个星期
What’s the pay?
待遇怎么样?
What’s fair?
怎样公平?
I gotta make at least a thousand dollars a week.
我周薪至少一千元
You got it.
雇你了
-Wait here while I get changed.
-Sure.
— 在这儿等一下,我得换衣服
— 可以
在这儿,拿去
Here you go.
为什么会有人需要…
Why would someone need…
26个游艇电池?
twenty-six yacht batteries?
我不知道,我只是给他打工
I don’t know.I just work for the guy.
那他替谁做工作,中♥央♥情报局?
And who does he work for,the CIA?
烟丝
Pipe tobacco.
I’m going to need all of this.
我全都要
Toilet paper.
卫生纸
Is there a sale?
有卖♥♥吗?
好吧,又一天,又赚了一天工资
Well, another day,another dollar.
可以不要盯着我看吗?
Will you stop staring at me?
对不起
Sorry.
我明早8点来接你
I’ll pick you up at 8:00 in the morning.
你知道,夏娃,我在想…
You know, Eve, I was thinking–
晚安
Good night.
我们需要租一部冷藏车…
We’ll need to rent a refrigerated truck…
用来运冻肉
for the beef and poultry.
好吧,你作主
Well, it’s your life.
And by the way, it’s a dandy.
对了,这主意好
Think we’re also going to have to get another locker.
算一算,我们还得再找一间库房♥
It’s no problem. We’ll just sell another baseball card.
没问题,我们只要再卖♥♥一张棒球卡就好了
Coming down.
关车门喽
你知道,夏娃…
You know, Eve…
And–and don’t get mad,OK, but…
别生气,但…
I would just be lost without you.
没有你的话,我真的会迷路
Thanks.
谢谢
And I guess…
我想…
I guess that…
我想这…
I think that you and l–
我认为你和我…
Adam,don’t even think about it, OK?
亚当,千万别想,好吗?
I’m sorry.I know that sounds mean…
抱歉,我知道这听起来有点怪…
but it would be a lot meaner if I didn’t say it, OK?
但如果我不说,感觉会更怪,好吗?
Let’s take this truck back,and I’m hungry.
让我们去还车。还有,我饿了
Are you getting in?
您要上车吗?
我还想请你帮个忙
There’s something else I’d like you to help me with.
说吧
Name it.
我知道听起来有点疯狂
I’m afraid this is going to sound a little bit crazy.
我相信肯定会
I’m sure it will.
Then forget it.
那么,算了
No, no. I’m sorry.
不,不,我很抱歉
What is it?
什么事?
夏娃,我想请你帮我找…
Eve,
I want you to help me find…
一个妻子
a wife.
— 一个妻子?
— 是的
-A wife?
-Yes.
为什么?
What for?
因为我想结婚
Because I want to get married.
为什么想结婚?
Why?
因为我不想孤单一人
Because I don’t want to be alone.
嗯,你可以单身,但并不孤独
Well, you can be single and not alone.
婚姻会伤人
Marriage bites.
-Bites what?
-The big one.
— 伤什么?
— 很严重的伤害

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