怒呛人生（2023） 第一季 第四集

为什么戒了？ -我不知道
Why’d you stop? – I don’t know.
我没时间也没地方抽烟
I don’t have the time or the space.
现在你两者都有
Well, you got both right now.
嗨 我是保罗 别那么老派 给我发短♥信♥
Yo, you’ve reached Paul. Don’t be old, just text me.
嗨 我的东西都在卡车里 我工作要用
Yo, all my shit is in the truck. I need it for work.
我们正往赌城开 和我们见一面 就没关系了
We’re pulling up to Vegas. Meet us. No harm, no foul.
臭小子 他肯定不回电♥话♥ -我们可以用“查找我的手♥机♥”
That little shit, he’s not gonna call. – Ugh. We could do “Find My Phone.”
我知道他的虚拟币账户密♥码♥ 肯定是其中的一个
I know his crypto passwords, one of them has got to work.
这就是年轻人欠揍的原因 要不然他们就会变成这样
That’s why you smack them maknaes or they turn out like this.
他们从小就没被教育好 父母的心力都花费在老大身上了
They never get disciplined like we do. Parents are too tired after the first one.
老大总是要忍♥受更多 每次都是
Their oldest always gets it worse. Every time.
喂 记得我第一次让你吸爽
Hey, remember when I got you high for the first time,
你在汽车旅馆大厅吐了一地
and you puked all over the motel lobby?
是啊 我父母把打屁♥股♥的棍子 都打折了 可疼了
Yeah. My parents busted out the Kmart maemae for that one. That hurt.
你吐的东西挺好看的 因为你喜欢吃彩虹糖
Your vomit was pretty because you love Skittles.
我曾经把彩虹糖放到可乐里
I used to pour the Skittles into the Coke.
是的 -保罗之前什么都学我
Yup. – Paul used to copy me, man.
他以前很尊敬我
He used to look up to me.
我给我起了个外号♥ 韩国版约翰尼卡森
He gave me that nickname, Korean Johnny Carson.
汽车旅馆的所有客人都开始那么叫我
All the motel guests started calling me that.
那可真不错
Like, that was so good.
你知道他是在取笑你吧？
Yo, you know he was making fun of you, right?
什么？才不是呢 约翰尼卡森可厉害了
What? No, dude, Johnny Carson was the man.
你在说什么？ -只有我们这么想
What are you talking about? – To us.
在他去世后 保罗开始这样叫你
Paul started calling you that after he died,
他脾气不好和自恋的那些事 都被报道出来之后
when all that stuff about his temper and narcissism came out.
对不起 我当时就应该告诉你 但你不和我联♥系♥了
Sorry, I would have told you back then, but you stopped kicking it with me.
约翰尼是最棒的
Johnny was the best to ever do it.
我觉得你以前肯定是个瘾君子 -确实如此
I feel like you were a stoner back then. – I was.
♪ Where is the ritual…? ♪
对 往下拽我的一只胳膊
Yeah. Break down one of my arms.
没错
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. –
使劲
Squeeze it all.
耶！ -不错 真不错！很棒
Yeah! – Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah! That’s good. Oh!
你把彩虹糖放到过可乐里吗？
You ever put Skittles in Coke?
我小时候想出的这个主意 棒极了
I came up with this as a kid. It’s amazing.
该死
Oh, shit.
♪ That’s the day ♪
♪ I throw my drugs away ♪
♪ When they find a cure for pain ♪
♪ When they find a cure for pain ♪
♪ Find a cure for Find a cure for pain ♪
但我不确定这是不是真的
But I wasn’t sure if it was even real.
我有一段模糊的记忆 六岁去中国的时候吃过一个
I have this faint memory of going to China when I was 6 and eating one.
他们告诉我 这个在美国是违♥禁♥品♥
They told me it was illegal in America.
我从来没听说过山竹
I never even heard of a mangosteen.
真是不可思议 他们就这么给你拿来了一个
It’s crazy they just brought you one like that.
你肯定挺有钱 才能过这样的生活吧？
You must be pretty rich to be living like this, huh?
我就要变得很有钱了
Well, I’m about to be.
这么说太怪异了
That’s so crazy to say.
我要把我的生意 以一千万美元的价钱卖♥♥出
I’m about to sell my business for $10 million.
什么？ -是的
What? – Yeah.
就是卖♥♥植物？ -是啊 就是卖♥♥植物
From plants? – Yeah. From plants.
我之前应该研究植物
I would have studied plants.
那是什么感觉？一千万美元？
What does that even feel like? Ten mill?
我还不知道呢
I don’t know yet.
我必须思考一下 这是否值得我再马不停蹄地工作五年
I have to decide if it’s worth working nonstop for another five years.
那是当然的了
Fuck, yeah.
换我都不用那么钱 我就要…100万
I don’t even need that much. I’ll take like… I’ll take a milli.
我在20多岁的时候也会这么说
That’s what I would have said in my 20s too.
但用的词可能不一样
But, like, in different words.
现在你会怎么说？
Well, what do you say now?
现在 我会说…
Now, I say that…
这不是你一个人的事
It’s not all about you.
你听起来像我哥
You sound like my brother.
你讨厌的那个哥哥？
Your brother who you hate?
我不是这个意思 你恰恰相反
I didn’t mean it like that. You’re like the opposite.
就感觉…
It’s just, um…
除了他自己 他对所有人都拼尽全力
He works so hard for everyone but himself,
我看得出他有多不快乐
and I see how unhappy he is.
他为什么这么不快乐？
Why is he so unhappy?
我觉得他抑郁
I think he’s depressed.
好吧 他经常开一个半小时的车
Like, all right, like, he regularly drives an hour and a half
前往他认为味道最好的汉堡王
to what he thinks is the best Burger King,
只是为了独自吃掉 四个原味鸡肉三明治
just to eat four original chicken sandwiches, alone.
长的那款？
The long one?
我觉得是
I guess.
我就是希望他别管我了
I just wish he’d leave me alone.
我身边不需要那种能量 知道吗？
I don’t need that kind of energy around me, you know?
是啊
Yeah.
内心有问题的人到处散播他们的怨气
It is selfish for broken people to spread their…
太自私了
brokenness.
要知道 在电子游戏里
You know how in video games…
其他人死了 游戏会继续
like, when other people die, the game keeps going,
但你死了 游戏就结束了吗？
but then when you die, it’s game over?
我认为人生就是这样
I think life’s like that.
好深奥
Deep.
去你的
Fuck you.
好吧
All right.
那你是大玩家吗？
So then are you the main player?
还是我？
Or me?
以后我们会知道
We’ll find out some day.
该死
Oi. Oh, fuck.
我帮你
I got you.
不好意思 -是谁？
I’m sorry. – Who’s that?
(此手♥机♥丢失 请协助找回)
谁都不是 不知道手♥机♥为什么这样 我关了吧
Nobody. I don’t know why it’s doing that. I’ll turn it off.
对不起 -没事
Sorry. It’s all good.
这个显示不了高度 他在哪层都有可能
This doesn’t account for vertical, he could be on any floor.
我可不想整晚都在敲门
I’m not spending all night knocking on doors.
我不知道该怎么办 前台那家伙一点用都没有
I don’t know what to do. That front desk guy wasn’t any help.
我们可以开个房♥住下 -开个房♥？别闹了
We can get a room and stay. – A room? Fuck, dude.
我们在这里就可以赚钱 干嘛还要花钱开房♥？
Why spend money on a room? When we can make money on the floor!
牛逼！我的手气来了 -我不能再亏钱了
Fuck yeah! My hand is scorching. – I cannot lose any more money.
不会的！和我一起不可能的 人生真谛 一定和中国人坐一起
You won’t! Not with me man. Life lesson, always sit with the Chinese.
21点就是垃圾 你见过中国人玩那游戏吗？
Blackjack, craps. You ever see Chinese people play that game?
经常见到
Yeah, like all the time.
那些都是混血中国裔 我说的是真正的中国人
Those are like half-Chinese. I’m talking about real OG Chinese.
他们在赌场的角落玩
They play on the edge of the casino.
你说的是牌九吗？ -牌九？是牌乔 乔氏兄弟的乔
You mean like Pai gow? – Pai gow? Pai gyo, like gyo bros.
他们发明的这个玩意 他们比赌场还了解这个游戏
They invented that shit, they know the game better than the casino.
那你去吧 我继续找
Then you go. I’ll keep looking.
兄弟 我不想一个人
Dude, I don’t wanna do shit by myself.
你陪陪我 赢钱我分你一半
Fucking hang with me. I’ll give you half my winnings.
行吗？ -不行 我得去找保罗
Happy? – No. I gotta look for Paul.
我们会找到那个小混♥蛋♥ 他肯定就在这里
We’ll find that fucker, he’s here somewhere.
保罗！看 我们在找着呢 兄弟 我们赶紧开始赚钱吧
Paul! See, we’re looking. Let’s fucking make that money, dude.
我得找到他在哪个房♥间 -你准备每个门都敲一遍？
I gotta find which room he’s in. – You’re gonna knock on every door?
谢谢你睡在沙发上
Thank you for taking the couch.
没关系 我理解
No worries. I get it.
是谁？ -给你送枕头的
Who’s that? – It’s just your pillows.
你好 非常感谢
Hello. Thank you so much.
祝你今晚过得开心 -干嘛敲得那么猛？
Have a good evening. – Why she gotta knock like that?
好了 保罗 你舒舒服服睡一觉
All right, Paul. Let’s get you nice and cozy.
我现在走也行 没关系的
I could just leave now. It’s no big deal.
不行 太晚了 你留下休息吧
No, it’s so late. You rest up.
明早你醒之前 我就得走了
I’ll have to leave before you wake up tomorrow.
但你愿意待多久都行
But feel free to hang out for as long as you want.
我会给你留些现金 -你不用这样
I’ll leave you some cash. – You don’t have to.
我不是小孩子
I’m not a kid.
你这晚的陪伴深得我心
You gave me the exact night I needed.
我能随心所欲一次 真的太棒了
It was really nice to do what I want for once.
就把…就把这当做对你的感谢吧
Just… consider this a thank you.
我觉得自己好像卖♥♥身了