亚当斯一家的价值观（1993）

我不想这样,那绝不是我
That’s not what I wanted. That’s not who I was.
我是芭蕾舞员,高贵典雅
I was a ballerinagraceful, delicate.
他们必须以死谢罪
They had to go.
我首任丈夫:心脏科医生
My first husband, the heart surgeon.
整天忙着移植心脏
All day long, coronaries, transplants…
那你的需求?
What about your needs?
“我不回家吃饭了,教皇伤风”
“Sorry about dinner, Deb. The pope has a cold.”
一把斧头使我恢复自♥由♥
An axe. That takes me back.
第二任丈失:参议员
Husband number twothe senator.
他爱州爱国 但黛碧呢?
He loved his state.He loved his country. What about Debbie?
“抱歉,今年不买♥♥平治车了”
“Sorry, Debbie. No Mercedes this year.
“我们要以身作则”
We have to set an example.”
是吗?看招
Oh, yeah? Set this!
我最后一任已故丈夫:肥达
My latest husband. My late husband, Fester.
那个蠢材 那条死尸
The fool. The corpse.
还有他可爱的家族
And his adorable family.
你们收留接纳我
You took me in. You accepted me.
但你们是真心爱我吗?
But did any of you love me? Really love me?
请举手
Hands.
所以我杀人,伤害人
So II killed. So I maimed.
我接二连三杀害无辜
So I destroyed one innocent life after another.
但我不是人吗?
Aren’t I a human being?
我没有渴望,没有痛心吗?
Don’t I yearn and…ache and shop?
我不配得到爱吗?
Don’t I deserve love…
不配得珠宝吗?
and jewelry?
永别了,老公! 别了,心肝宝贝!
Adieu, mon cher. Adios, cara mia.
放过他们,拿我的命和钱财走好了
Debbie, let them go. Take me and my money.
我罪孽深重,死有余辜 抱歉
For what I’ve done, I deserve to die. Sorry.
永别了,各位! 祝我好运
Goodbye, everybody. Wish me luck.
祝你好运 祝你好运
Good luck. Good luck.
“不久以后”
生日派对,好棒!
A birthday party! What a treat!
我差点失去这一切,我当时脑进水?
And to think I might have missed all this. What was I thinking of?
肉♥欲♥作祟
Physical pleasure.
肥达叔叔,有挂念黛碧吗? 夜深人静时会
Uncle Fester,do you miss Debbie? Well, sometimes,late at night.
我想起她转身对我说
I remember how she’d turn to me and say
“老天,肥达,回你房♥间”
“Jesus, Fester, go back to your room!”
我们迟到了?
Are we late?
没有,我们正要开始
Not at all. We’re just getting started.
我带了位客人来,希望不介意
I hope no one minds.We brought along a guest.
我们的新保姆:狄曼蒂
This is our new nannyDementia.
狄曼蒂,多好听的名宇
Dementia. What a beautiful name.
意思是发神经
It means “insanity”.
我叫肥达,意思是腐烂
My name’s Fester.It means “to rot”.
饮杯
A toast.
敬生命的无常
To the glorious mysteries of life.
敬爱登士家族大团圆
To all that binds a family as one.
敬欢乐、嬉戏、杀人
To mirth, to merriment…to manslaughter.
听下!
Hear, hear.
敬好友
To dear friends.
敬新朋友
To new friends.
敬青春
To youth.
我这样好看吗? 很刺眼!
How do I look? Disturbing.
敬热情 敬天堂
To passion. To paradise.
敬痛楚… 今晚
To pain. Tonight.
寿星仔来了,请让开
Ha ha! Make way for the birthday boy!
阿手,你来主持好吗?
Thing, will you do the honours?
你的家人很有趣
Your family is really interesting.
你的父母很相爱
Your parents are so involved with each other.
温斯黛,将来是否有可能…
Wednesday, do you think,like, maybe someday
结婚生子?
you might want to get married and have kids?
不会!
No.
但要是遇上意中人,他也爱你呢?
But what if you met just the right man, who worshipped and adored you,
愿为你做牛做马呢?
who’d do anything for you, who’d be your devoted slave?
那你会怎办? 我会可怜他
Then what would you do? I’d pity him.
“黛碧爱登士”
“妻子兼疯子”
可怜的黛碧,她有病 她没有病
Poor Debbie. She was sick. She wasn’t sick.
她只是粗心大意 何解?
She was sloppy. What do you mean?
我要谋杀亲夫,一定会得手,而且不会被擒
If I wanted to kill my husband, I’d do it, and I wouldn’t get caught.
怎么下手? 我会吓死他
How’? I’d scare him to death.
不,你不会!
No, you wouldn’t.
黛碧,我们都很同情你,希望你有最好的下场
We’re all very sorry, Debbie. We wish you only the best.
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~ Back again, the Addams Family ~
~ New baby in the house makes three ~
~ Wednesday, Pugsley, Lurch, you ring it ~
~ Fester, Grandmama, and Thing ~
~ Wait, can’t forget cousin Itt ~
~ Tag team raps another party hit ~
~ It’s the Addams Family movie thing ~
~ Gomez, Morticia, come on, sing ~
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~ The Addams Family, y’all, yes, yes ~
~ They’re creepy, kooky, mysterious, spooky ~
~ As loony as can be when you see the movie ~
~ It goes on and on, the madness won’t stop ~
~ Tick to the tock around the clock ~
~ Tag team kicks the floor, really, though ~
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~ The Addams Family ~
~ Something’s strange, something’s funny ~
~ Nanny’s got a plot to get the family money ~
~ Makes Fester fall for her ~
~ Thing gets wise, spreads the word ~
~ The family comes to Fester’s aid ~
~ The plot is foiled, no one gets paid ~
~ It’s the Addams Family runnin’ things ~
~ Get back while tag team swings ~
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~ Yeah, give it to me ~
~ It’s a family thing, and it won’t quit ~
~ They keep it together, y’all, and that’s it ~
~ They’re not ordinary, just strange ~
~ Some say loco, insane to the brain ~
~ But you know that you love ’em ~
~ In a class by theirselves ~
~ None below, none above ’em ~
~ It ain’t nothing to be ashamed of~
~ So give love to the folks who go by the name of~
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~ Step to the mic like Cube and get with it ~
~ Props to the number one family of horror ~
~ This song’s for the movie and the dance floor ~
~ Tag team always delivers the funk ~
~ From the old school, with the bump for the trunk ~
~ And it umps, with big bass on the low ~
~ Like my homey all said ~
~ You don’t hear me, though ~
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~ All you’ve got to do now, yeah ~
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~ Let it out of its creepy shell ~
~ Because you know you could ~
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~ Come on, people Come on, people ~
~ ‘Cause you know it’s good, yeah ~