生无可恋的奥托（2022）

A-N-D-E-R-S-O-N.
A-N-D-E-R-S-O-N
这六天为何不能退费？
And why can’t you refund me for the six days?
O-T-T-O.
O-T-T-O
是公♥司♥规定
Oh, it’s policy.
我的规定是多付六天瓦斯费
Well, my policy is that if I’m going to pay for six days of gas,
就能多用六天的瓦斯
then I will use six days of gas.
就这样
Then we are done here.
白♥痴♥
Idiots.
好了
Okay.
往前，停下来，往前
Go, go, go. Stop. Go.
好了，停下来
Okay. Yeah. Stop.
倒车，你看不到，小心点，用原力
Back. You’re in the blind spot, be careful. Use the Force.
噢，不行 -你会开上人行道
Good, good. No, you’re going on the sidewalk.
很好
Okay.
倒车倒车
Back, back, back.
另一边
Go away.
停下来
Stop. Stop.
可恶
Ah, shit.
他在搞什么鬼？
What the hell is he doing?
没错，我也是这么说
Yes! Exactly! That’s exactly what I was saying.
你们不能随便开进来
Hey, you can’t just drive here.
我没开车，我在开车吗？
I’m not driving. Am I driving the car? No.
没有许可证不能开车进来
You can’t just bring a car on this street without a permit.
我们有停车许可证，这里，瞧？
No, we have a parking permit. Right here. See?
你放在口袋干嘛？
What the hell’s it doing in your pocket?!
我是驾驶啊
Well, I’m the driver.
我们在这里租屋
We’re renting here. Yeah.
206号♥
In 206.
那也不代表 你可以把拖车停在门口
That doesn’t mean you can back the trailer up to your front door.
其实我只是想路边停车
No, I wasn’t. I was, uh, parallel parking.
哪个路边？
Parallel to what?
我停得不是很好，对吧？
Yeah, that, uh, didn’t go so well, huh?
我会再试一次
I’ll just give it another try.
我的天啊
Oh, my God.
好吧
Okay.
很好
Good. Good!
继续倒车
Keep backing away. Keep backing away.
再退后一点
Now go away more.
好了，我行的
Okay, I got this.
先往另一边 -小心点
The other way, but first the other way.
这就对了
Easy. -Exactamente.
小心点 -很好
Easy, easy. -Uh-huh. Good.
不不不，不对！
No. No, no. What? No!
不不不，停下来！
No, no, no! Stop! Stop, stop, stop! Stop!
停下来！下车
Stop! Stop. Get outta the car.
下车 -对不起
Get outta the car. -I’m sorry.
你不会倒车
How you could make it this far through life
怎么能活到现在
without knowing how to back up a trailer.
就连只有一只脚的狗狗 都能停得比你好
My God, a dog with one front paw and cataracts coulda done better than that.
而且是自排车，给我钥匙
And an automatic, of course. Give me the keys.
钥匙在瓶架里
Oh, they’re in the cupholder.
要用按键启动
It’s a push-button start.
我知道
No, I knew that.
那是什么？
What the hell is that?
那是雷达
Uh, that’s the radar.
拖车太靠近汽车了
The trailer’s too close to the side of the car.
所以才会哔哔叫
That’s why it’s still beeping, but–
好吧
Okay.
你好
Hello.
妳好
Hello.
你叫什么名字？
What’s your name?
奥托
奥托？
-Otto. -Otto?
奥托，O-T-T-O
Otto. O-T-T-O.
我是艾比，O-T-T-O
I’m Abbie, O-T-T-O.
我是露娜
And I’m Luna.
幸会了
Nice to meet you.
他挺厉害的
Oh, that was good, huh?
只试一次就搞定
He just did it in one shot, huh?
太好了 -谢谢你，先生
Perfecto! -Thank you, sir.
需要靠雷达才会倒车的人
Anyone who thinks they need to use radar to back up a car
不应该开车
shouldn’t be allowed to drive one.
也不应该用收音机
They shouldn’t be allowed to use the radio.
我也这么说
That’s what I said.
许可证要挂在后照镜 不是放在口袋
And the permit goes on the rear-view mirror. Not in your pocket!
好啦 -了解
Okay, okay. -Got it.
再见，谢谢你 -谢谢，你真好心
Bye! Thank you! -Thank you, sir. That was very nice.
白♥痴♥
Idiot.
都准备好了吗？
You guys all ready?
好了
Okay.
很好
All right.
东西要拿好
Bring your stuff, okay?
来吧，亲爱的
Come on, sweeties.
乖女儿，东西要拿好
Chiquitita, take your stuff.
“大♥师♥与玛格丽特”
还有几个空书架？
How much more shelf space is left?
三个
Three shelves.
妳有几箱书？ -七、八箱
How many more boxes of books do you have? -Seven or eight.
我再替妳做一个书架
“Then I’ll build you another bookcase.”
我再替妳做一个书架
Then I’ll build you another bookcase.
嗨 -嘿
Hi. -Hey.
嗨，欧托
Hi. Otto.
对吧？
Right? Yes?
是奥托
Otto.
我就是这么说的，不是吗？
Yeah, that’s what I said. No? What did I say–?
那不重要，是奥托，O-T-T-O
It doesn’t matter what you said. Otto. O-T-T-O.
欧托 -奥托
Ah! Otto. -Otto.
哦，欧托，正反的拼法都一样
Otto. Okay, so it’s the same forward that is backwards.
奥托 -是奥托，玛丽
Otto. -It’s Otto, Mari.
这名字很少听到
It’s just you don’t hear that name very often.
我就常听到
I do.
好吧，要是你在忙，我们再回来
Okay. If we’re interrupting, we can always come back.
你们想要什么？
What is it you want?
我带了点吃的
I brought you some food.
为什么？
Why?
你看起来很饿
Because you looked hungry.
所以我们才会这么速配
That’s why we go so well together.
她喜欢下厨，我喜欢吃
She loves to cook, and I like to eat everything.
反正呢，我们只想…
Anyway, we just, uh…
我们想正式自我介绍
We wanted to properly introduce ourselves
因为我们会是邻居，所以…
because we’re gonna be neighbours and everything, so…
所以…
So… -Okay.
好吧，再见
Okay. -Bye.
我的名字是玛丽索
My name is Marisol.
我是汤米
And I’m Tommy.
奥托
Otto.
你总是这么难搞吗？
Are you always this unfriendly?
我才没有难搞
I’m not unfriendly.
你有一点难搞 -并没有
I’d say you’re a little unfriendly. -I’m not unfriendly.
有一点 -并没有
Un poquito. -I am not.
没有？好，你不难搞
No? Okay, you’re not.
没啦，你一点都不难搞
No, no, no, no. You’re not unfriendly.
你每字每句都热情如火
Every word you say is like a warm cuddle.
是真的
It really is.
好好享用
Enjoy it.
这是什么？
What is it?
别弄翻莎莎酱
Be careful with the salsa, please.
那是巧克力酱炖鸡
It’s, um, pollo con mole.
很好吃喔
It’s really good.
那是墨西哥菜
It’s a Mexican dish.
我是墨西哥人
I’m Mexican.