生无可恋的奥托（2022）

Easy.
你的小脑袋瓜…
Your little head…
现在只要…
Now, you just go…
这样就行
like so.
“索妮娅”
这是艾比和露娜
Sonya, this is Abbie and Luna.
她们有东西给妳
They have something for you.
嗨，索妮娅
Hi, Sonya.
那是刚出生的马可
That’s, uh, brand-new little Marco there.
还有我跟妳提过的玛丽索和汤米
And Marisol, Tommy. I told you about them.
说”哈啰，索妮娅”
Say, “Hola. Hola, Sonya.”
她很爱粉红色的花
She loved pink flowers, girls.
妳们真会挑
You chose well.
我也喜欢粉红色
I like pink too.
看到吗？
You see that?
好了吗？ -好了
Ready? -Yes.
好吧
Okay.
不
No.
不不不
No, no, no.
拜托，奥托
Come on, Otto.
“玛丽索启”
马尔坎，检查机油
All right, Malcolm, check that oil. Check it.
看看怎么样？
And let’s see, what does it say?
不错，对吧？
Looks good, right?
你说了算
If you say so. -Okay.
好了 -就这样
That’s it. Okay, now…
好了，这是使用手册
Here’s your manual.
这是行照
Here’s your papers.
还有车钥匙
And the key.
这是你的车了
It’s your car.
你在开玩笑吗？
Are you kidding me?
没有
Nope.
什么？
What?
奥托！
Otto!
谢谢你，谢谢你
Thank you. Oh, thank you.
天啊 -你不必开福斯了
Oh, my gosh. -Saved you from a Volkswagen.
我有车子了！
I have a car! I have a car!
这是你的车 -开什么玩笑？
This is your car! -Are you kidding me?
奥托？你买♥♥了货卡！
Otto? You got your truck!
我的天啊！
Oh, my God!
想去兜风吗？
Wanna go for a ride?
去兜风？ -很赞的货卡喔
Let’s go for a ride? -That’s a nice truck, Otto.
小心点
Be careful.
我喜欢你的车子
I like your car, Otto.
是吗？开起来更棒
Yeah? Wait till you see how it rides.
超大的
It’s enormous.
这就像摔角手奥托的怪兽卡车
This is like Otto’s luchador monster truck.
你有漫画吗？
Yeah. Do you have any comics?
能去吃瑞典闪电泡芙吗？
Can we get Swedish éclairs?
这才算过生活
This is livin’.
♪ Every morning I get up ♪
♪ Look out my window I get up ♪
噢，好吧
Oh, okay.
♪ See the sunshine beating down ♪
♪ Every morning comes around ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Every morning… ♪
好了，谁要吃早餐？
Okay, who’s ready for breakfast?
来啰
Okay. Here we go.
好吗？
Okay?
马可都三岁了 -你长得好快
I can’t believe Marco’s 3 already. -You’re such a big boy.
我去开门
I’ll get it, honey.
嘿，老婆？
Hey, honey?
奥托没有铲雪
Otto hasn’t shovelled his walk.
看好妳弟弟
Watch your brother.
去拿钥匙
Get the keys.
奥托？
Otto?
奥托
Otto.
奥托
Otto.
奥托
Otto.
玛丽索
Marisol.
玛丽索
Marisol,
如果妳在读这封信，别担心
if you’re reading this, don’t worry.
我没做任何蠢事
I haven’t done anything stupid.
结果心太大了
It turns out having a big heart
并没有听起来的那么好
isn’t as nice as it sounds.
医生警告说这最后会害死我
The doctors warned me it would get me in the end,
我只是事先做好准备而已
so I planned ahead, that’s all.
猫咪每天吃鲔鱼两次
The cat eats tuna twice a day
而且喜欢躲起来大小便
and likes to do his business in private.
请尊重那一点
Please respect that.
我想办一场葬礼
I would like a funeral.
我们在此缅怀你…
We remember before you this day…
但不要太夸张
But nothing overblown.
…我们的弟兄奥托
…our brother Otto.
只是一场纪念会
Just a remembrance of some sort…
为了觉得我有所贡献的人
for those people who thought I pulled my weight.
缅怀一名本地英雄 以及本节目的好朋友
A local hero and good friend of the show is being remembered today.
奥托安德森
Otto Anderson.
吉米，你想说几句话纪念奥托吗？
Jimmy, would you like to say a few words about Otto?
好的
Yeah. Otto, we love you.
奥托，我们爱你，为了纪念你
In your honour, Malcolm and I are doing
我和马尔坎每天替你巡逻社区
all of your rounds without fail around lunch and on weekdays.
午休时间和工作日
你在我们心中占有一席之地
You loom large.
“安息 阿公” 我的律师会让妳用我的银行帐户
My lawyer will give you access to my bank accounts.
我从不乱花钱买♥♥东西
I never wasted money on crap,
妳会有足够的钱让小孩念完书
so you’ll have enough to get the children through school.
妳是怎么做到的？
How’d you do that?
“索妮娅安德森青少年危机基金” 剩下的钱随便妳花
And do what you like with the rest.
乖狗狗
Oh, good boy.
那是狗狗蛋糕吗？
Is that a doggie cake?
我的小乖
My little monkey-poo.
敬奥托
To Otto.
房♥子和里面的一切都是妳的
The house, and everything in it, is yours,
只要妳保证不把它卖♥♥给那些建商混♥蛋♥
so long as you promise never to sell it to those real estate bastards.
拜托妳，玛丽索…
And for God’s sakes, Marisol…
汤米
Tommy.
…别让汤米开那台雪佛兰
…don’t let Tommy drive the Chevy.
来吧
Come on.
别让任何人开
Or anyone else, for that matter.
我只信任妳
I’m trusting it with you alone.
因为妳不是白♥痴♥
Because you are not an idiot.
奥托阿公
Abuelo Otto.
♪ Sun through the shadows ♪
♪ Light through the door ♪
♪ Voice like an echo ♪
♪ I can’t hear anymore ♪
♪ So I follow your steps ♪
♪ While the love that you left ♪
♪ Is burned in my heart ♪
♪ With dreams in my mind ♪
♪ Of the next time that I ♪
♪ Have you in my arms ♪
♪ ‘Cause I will tell you the whole truth ♪
♪ That there’s no colour ♪
♪ In the world without you ♪
♪ And I finally see ♪
♪ How your love is the best of me ♪
♪ Yeah, there’s so much I want you to know ♪
♪ Guess I’ll wait till you’re home ♪
♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm ♪
♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm ♪
♪ The way that you smile ♪
♪ When you think you’re alone ♪
♪ The best gift of this life ♪
♪ Is to see you up close ♪
♪ Now and again ♪
♪ In the palm of my hand ♪
♪ I feel your touch ♪
♪ So I write it all down ♪
♪ In these moments I’ve found ♪
♪ ‘Til I see you, my love ♪
♪ And I will tell you the whole truth ♪
♪ That there’s no colour ♪
♪ In the world without you ♪
♪ And I finally see ♪
♪ How your love is the best of me ♪
♪ Yeah, there’s so much I want you to know ♪
♪ Yeah, there’s so much I want you to know ♪
♪ Guess I’ll wait ’til you’re home ♪
♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm. ♪