撒谎精自传（2012）

…要是我错失了如此良机
…is he would never forgive me if I didn’t,
没以他的名义震惊你们
if I threw away this glorious opportunity
他是永远不会原谅我的
to shock you all on his behalf.
他最不能接受的 就是随波逐流的“好品味”
Anything for him but mindless good taste.
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包皮发炎
Inflammation of the foreskin
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让我想起了你的笑容
Reminds me of your smile
我得了龟♥头♥炎引发软性下疳
I’ve had ballanital chancroids
已经有一阵子了
For quite a little while
在那个美丽的六月之夜
I gave my heart to NSU
我把心脏捐给了神经外科单元
That lovely night in June
我为你而痛 亲爱的
I ache for you, my darling
我希望你早日康复
And I hope you’ll get well soon
我的阴♥茎♥疣们
My penile warts
你的疱疹 我的梅毒疮
Your herpes My syphilitic sores
你的念珠菌感染
Your monilial infection
我越来越控制不住自己的思念
How I miss you more and more
你的腹股沟癣 我的脓疱病
Your Dhobi’s itch My scrumpox
我们可爱的淋病
Our lovely gononhoea
至少我们说自己没病的时候
And at least we both were lying
都是在撒谎
When we said that we were clear
我们以带着梅毒的吻
Our syphilitic kisses
封缄我们这秘密的幽会
Sealed the secret of our tryst
你就是随便帮我撸了一把
You gave me scrotal pustules
我的阴囊就长起了脓包
With a quick flick of your wrist
你的毛状阴♥道♥炎
Your tricho-vaginitis
让我兴奋不已
Sent shivers down my spine
在我们体内的螺旋菌相遇之时
I got snail tracks in my anus
我的肛♥门♥出现了蜗牛纹状退化
When your spirochetes met mine
淋菌性尿道炎
Gonococcal urethritis
链球菌性龟♥头♥炎
Streptococcal balanitis
脑脊髓膜炎
Meningomyelitis
双球菌脑炎
Diplococcal cephalitis
附睾炎
Epididymitis
间质性角膜炎
Interstitial keratitis
梅毒性脉络膜炎
Syphilitic choroiditis
还有前葡萄膜炎
And anterior uveitis
淋菌性尿道炎
Gonococcal urethritis
链球菌性龟♥头♥炎
Streptococcal balanitis
脑脊髓膜炎
Meningomyelitis
双球菌脑炎
Diplococcal cephalitis
附睾炎
Epididymitis
间质性角膜炎
Interstitial keratitis
梅毒性脉络膜炎
Syphilitic choroiditis
再唱一遍前葡萄膜炎
And anterior uveitis
坐我脸上 告诉我你爱我
Sit on my face And tell me that you love me
我也会坐你脸上告诉你我爱你
I’ll sit on your face And tell you I love you too
我爱听你口一管时的声音
I love to hear you oralize
我在你双腿间时 你让我惊艳/帮我口一管
When I’m between your thighs You blow me away
坐我脸上 让我用双唇拥抱你
Sit on my face And let my lips embrace you
我也会坐你脸上 真正爱上你
I’ll sit on your face And then I’ll love you truly
要是人人都玩69 那世界将会变成美好的明天
Life can be fine If we all 69
我会随时随地坐你一脸
If we sit on our faces In all sorts of places
尽情享乐直到我们都目眩神驰/都被口一管
And play till we’re blown away
十分抱歉
Ooh. Terribly sorry.