和莎莫的500天（2009）

作者注 本故事纯属虚构
如有雷同 纯属巧合
珍妮·贝克曼 尤其是你
贱♥人♥
恋夏500日
这是个男生女生的故事
This is a story of boy meets girl.
男主角汤姆·汉森 来自新泽西州的马盖特
The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey,
打小就认定
Grew up believing that
只有找到真爱才会幸福
He’d never truly be happy untiI the day he met “the one.”
这个想法来自早期接触的英国流行哀乐
This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music…
以及对电影《毕业生》的完全会错意
And a totaI misreading of the movie The Graduate.
依莲 依莲
Elaine! Elaine!
女主角夏茉·芬恩 来自密歇根州的辛尼克
The girl, Summer Finn of Shinnecock, Michigan
却不这么想
Did not share this belief.
自从爸妈婚姻触礁后
Since the disintegration of her parents marriage
她只钟爱两样东西
She’d only loved two things.
一是她又长又黑的秀发
The first was her long dark hair.
二是她可以轻松地剪掉
The second was how easily she could cut it off…
而且一点感觉都没有
And feeI nothing.
1月8日 汤姆遇到了夏茉
Tom meets Summer on January 8.
他几乎立刻知道真爱出现了
He knows almost immediately she’s who he’s been searching for.
这是个男生女生的故事
This is a story of boy meets girl.
但大家要事先明白
But you should know up front
这不是个爱情故事
This is not a love story.
人们为我们建造了一座雕像
They made a statue of us
还把它放到了山顶上
And put it on a mountaintop
游客注视着我们
Now tourists come and stare at us
一边吹着泡泡糖
Blow bubbles with their gum
一边照相开玩笑
Take photographs for fun
开玩笑
For fun
人们以我们命名城市
They’lI name a city after us
之后把错误推给我们
And later say it’s alI our fauIt
接下来会和我们谈谈
Then they’lI give us a talking to
因为人们对此经验丰富
‘Cause they’ve got years of experience
鸡鸣狗盗 混沌城市
We’re living in a den of thieves
到处翻阅寻找答案
Rummaging for answers in the pages
鸡鸣狗盗 混沌城市
We’re living in a den of thieves
蔓延开来
And it’s contagious
蔓延开来
And it’s contagious
我们不知道还能打给谁
We didn’t know who else to call.
阿曼达·海勒事件重演
It’s Amanda Heller alI over again.
打给我就对了
You did the right thing.
他人在哪里
Now where is he?
托马斯
Thomas.
瑞秋 你来干嘛
Rachel. What are you doing here?
-来帮你啊 -怎么帮
– I’m here to help you. – Help me how?
先把盘子放下
First’ put down the plate.
把这个喝了
Drink this.
-那是什么 -伏特加
– What is that? – Vodka.
你妈知道你在这儿吗
Um’ does Mom know that you’re here?
-可能已经10点多了 -别担心我了
– ‘Cause it’s probably past 10:00. – Don’t worry about it.
发生了什么事 从头说说吧
Just start from the beginning, and telI us what happened.
一切都很顺利
Things were going so well.
宜家家居
林戈·斯塔尔(披头士成员之一)
然后呢
Then what?
我觉得我们应该停止交往
I think we should stop seeing each other.
-说断就断吗 -说断就断
– Just like that? – Just like that.
她有说原因吗
Did she say why?
我们这是…在做什么
I mean’ this thing… What are we doing?
这样正常吗
I mean, is this normal?
正常…我不知道 无所谓 我很开心 你不是吗
Norm… I… I don’t know. I don’t care. I’m happy. Aren’t you happy?
-你很开心吗 -你不是吗
– You’re happy? – You’re not?
-我们一天到晚吵架 -胡说
– AlI we do is argue. – That is bullshit.
说不定她只是心情不好
Maybe she was just in a bad mood.
比如…荷尔蒙作祟
Yeah, maybe like a… A hormonaI thing.
-经前症候群吗 -你懂什么是经前症候群吗
– P.M.S.? – What do you know about P.M.S.?
-比你懂 汤姆 -然后呢
– More than you’ Tom. – Then what happened?
你不会觉得太意外吧
This can’t come as a total surprise to you.
[性手♥枪♥ 乐队成员]
这几个月我们就像席德和南茜
I mean, we’ve been like Sid and Nancy for months now.
夏茉 席德拿刀刺了南茜七次
Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy… Seven times with a kitchen knife.
我们是有些意见不合
I… I mean, we have some disagreements,
但我不是席德·维瑟斯
But I hardly think I’m Sid Vicious.
不 我是席德
No. I’m Sid.
那么我是南茜吗
Oh, so I’m Nancy?
先吃东西吧 待会再谈
Let’s just eat, and we’lI talk about it later.
真好吃
That is good.
点这个菜就对了
I’m really glad we did this.
这松饼很好吃
I love these pancakes.
怎么了
What?
汤姆 别走 你还是我最好的朋友
Tom, don’t go. You’re stilI my best friend!
-老天 -你以前甩过女生
– Jesus. – You’ve broken up with girls before.
对
Yes .
女生也甩过你
And girls have broken up with you before.
-这不一样 -怎么说
– This is different. – Why?
因为她是夏茉
‘Cause it’s Summer.
旧的不去新的不来
So you’ll…you’lI meet somebody new.
重点是 你很棒 你会忘了她
Point is , you’re the best guy I know. You’lI get over her.
就像大家说的…
I think it’s kind of like how they say. There’s, uh…
天涯何处无芳草
There’s plenty of other fish in the sea.
-不对 -不是这么说的吗
– No. – They…They say that.
他们在骗人
Well, they’re lying.
我不想忘了她
I don’t want to get over her.
我想要她回到我身边
I want to get her back.
或许中庸不是正确的经商之道
Maybe playing it safe is the wrong approach.
核心家庭过时了[父母与子女的传统家庭]
The nuclear family is dead’
要有一个新假日加以区别
And we need a new holiday that recognizes that.
5月21日
May 21 st.
双母节
Other Mother’s Day.
谢谢
Thank you.
我觉得很有市场 汉森你觉得呢
I’d say we’ve got some potentiaI here. What do you think, Hansen?
能为这个写几句吗
Could you write up some prototypes for these?
万斯先生 3线电♥话♥
Uh’ Mr. Vance, there’s a telephone calI for you on line three.
谢谢 各位 这是我的新助理夏茉
Oh. Thank you. Uh’ everyone, this is Summer, my new assistant.
夏茉刚搬过来…
Summer just moved here from…
-从密歇根 -对 密歇根 对
– Michigan. – Right. Michigan. Right.
夏茉 这是大伙
Uh, Summer, everyone.
各位 这是夏茉 抱歉 我得接电♥话♥
Everyone, Summer. Excuse me. I have to take this.
很高兴认识大家
It’s nice to meet you all.
世上只有两种人
There’s only two kinds of people in the world.
女人和男人
There’s women, and there’s men.
夏茉·芬恩是女人
Summer Finn was a woman.
身高 中等 体重 中等
Height, average. Weight, average.
鞋码 中码略大
Shoe size, slightly above average.
从这些迹象来看
For alI intents and purposes,
夏茉·芬恩就是个普通女生
Summer Finn, just another girl.
但她并不普通
Except she wasn’t.
1998年
To wit, in 1998,
夏茉在高中毕业纪念册
Summer quoted a song by the Scottish band Belle and Sebastian…
引用苏格兰贝儿与塞巴斯乐团的一首歌♥
In her high schooI yearbook.
《生命因坎坷而精彩》
“Color my life with the chaos of trouble.”
他们的专辑《系着阿♥拉♥伯皮带的男孩》
This spike in Michigan sales of their album…
在密歇根因此大卖♥♥
The Boy with the Arab Strap…
让业界摸不着头
Continues to puzzle industry analysts .
夏茉大二时在天天凉冷饮店打工
Summer’s employment at the Daily Freeze during her sophomore year…
业绩莫名其妙上升到212%
Coincided with an inexplicable 212% increase in revenue.
夏茉每次租的房♥子
Every apartment Summer rented…
房♥租比平均行情低9.2%
Was offered at an average rate of 9.2% below market value.
她上下班的路上
And her round-trip commute to work…
平均每天让人惊艳18.4次
Averaged 18.4 double takes per day.
“夏茉效应”是个罕见的现象
It was a rare quality, this “Summer effect.”
很罕见 但每个成年男人
Rare, and yet something every postadoles cent male has encountered…
一生起码会碰到一次
At least once in their lives .