大学生活很浪漫
男：
大学生也是不好教
天天上网那熬通宵
上课开始打瞌睡
摇头晃脑伸懒腰女：
有些学生真糟糕
天天背着那大背包
学习用具背的少
不是瓜子是面包男：
有些学生那智商高
经常玩些么怪花招
作业经常不完成
有时完成是照抄女：
大学生活么很浪漫
男女成群么街上转
考试当作小问题
还没考试有答案男：
大学生活么很好过
有些学生么很懒惰
衣服出钱请人洗
经常请假和逃课女：
还有一些嘛不怕羞
不怕自己嘛老脸丢
不怕自己名声坏
专想去把东西偷男：
人在教室么心在外
不忙学习么忙恋爱
大学毕业各东西
十有八九说拜拜女：
各位学生那听我说
既然考起嘛好大学
大学毕业工作后
不愁媳妇说不着
Submitter’s comments:
一首大约10年前云南山歌，但就讽刺的事情来说放到现在也不过时。由于李丽莎唱词的云南口音很浓，要给字读音做注释的话得做很多，所以没做。
演唱：毛家超 李丽莎
English #1 – College life can easily be a waste of time
M:
College students are not easy to teach
Staying up all night on the Internet every day
Dozing off in class
Wake up after classW：
Some students are terrible.
Carrying big school bags all day long
Not many study items in the bag
Most of the things are not related to studyM:
Some students are clever
and often opportunistic
Homework is often not completed,
and sometimes it is copied when it is completedW：
College life is very romantic
do men and women students go in groups on the street
They don’t take the exams seriously,
have the answers before they startM：
College life can easily be a waste of time
Some students are lazy
Ask people to wash clothes and pay for them,
often ask for leave and skip classesW:
Some students are not shy
and afraid of being condemned
Not afraid of depravity,
like stealing other people’s thingsM:
People in the classroom are out of mind
Are you busy studying, so busy falling in love?
After College graduation,they are busy of themselves
Say goodbye almost invariablyW:
Dear students, listen to me,
since you are admitted to a good university
After graduating from university and working,
and have no worries about the future of life
Submitted by 子弹∞盒子炮
Author’s comments:
An old song ten years ago, the translation has been updated with the times
English #2 – University Life Is Very Romantic
Man:
University students are really hard to teach
Stay up all night on the Internet, alas, day after day
Just sleep when the class starts
Sway heads and stretchWoman:
Some students are really bad
Carry a big backpack, alas, every day
The backpacks contained few books
Either melon seeds or breadMan:
Some students, alas, have a high IQ
Well, always play a weird trick
Often don’t complete the homework,
Sometimes do by copyingWoman:
Well, university life is very romantic
Well, Groups of men and women went about the streets
Treat the tests as small problems
(They) had the answers before the testsMan:
Well, university life is easy
Well, Some students are too lazy
Pay others to wash the clothes
Often ask for leave and skip classesWoman:
Ah, some students are unabashed
Ah, not afraid to lose face
(Or) not afraid to get a bad name
Just trying to steal thingsMan:
People are in the classroom, alas, (their) minds are outside
Not busy studying, alas, busy falling in love
When (they) graduate from university and go their separate ways
8 or 9 times out of 10, (they) say bye-bye!Woman:
Well, listen to me, every student
Since (you) got into a okay university, (don’t fool around, please)
After graduating from university and working
(You) won’t worry about finding a wife
Submitted by 子弹∞盒子炮
