Joey: Thanks.
谢啦。
Chandler: So…
那么……
Janice: Just us.
就剩咱俩了。
Chandler: Oh, what a crappy night!
哦，真是糟糕的一夜！
Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt’s been sticking out of your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.
但是，我一直在享受一件事：自你从洗手间回来以后，你的衬衫一直从裤裆外。
Chandler: Excuse me, How you doing?
对不起。近来可好？
Janice: So, do we have the best friends or what?
他们是我们最要好的朋友还是？
Chandler: Joey’s not a friend. He’s…a stupid man who left us his credit card. Another drink? Some dessert? A big screen TV?
Joey才不算是朋友。他是…把信用卡留给我们的笨蛋。再来一杯？来点甜点？来一台大屏幕电视机？
Janice: I will go for that drink.
我再来一杯吧。
Chandler: You got it. Good woman! Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne?
没问题。好女人！能给我们来一瓶你们最贵的香槟吗？
Janice: Each.
每人一瓶。
Chandler: That’s right, each. Oh, and a uh Rob Roy. I’ve always wanted to know.
对，每人一瓶，哦，还有，一杯Rob Boy（一种辛辣味的鸡尾酒）。我一直想尝一下。
Janice: Happy Valentine’s Day! Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?
情人节快乐！哦，我已经开始想你了。你能相信会发生这种事情吗？
Chandler: No…no! And yet it did. Goodbye, Janice.
不能…不能！但是还是发生了。再见，Janice。
Janice: Kiss me!
亲我！
Monica: Oh, Chandler, sorry. Ohhh, Chandler, sorry!
哦，Chandler，抱歉。哦~~Chandler，不好意思啦！嗨，Janice。
Monica: Hey, Janice.
嗨，Janice。
Janice: Hi, Monica.
嗨，Monica。
Chandler: OK, well, this was very special.
好吧，这真是太特别了。
Monica: Rach, come see who’s out here!
Rach，过来看看谁来了！
Rachel: Oh my god. Janice, hi!
哦，我的天哪，Janice，嗨！
Chandler: Janice is gonna go away now.
Janice正准备走呢。
Monica: I’ll be right back.
我马上就回来。
Rachel: Oh, Joey, look who it is.
噢噢，Joey，看谁来了。
Chandler: Oh, good, Joey’s home now.
哦，很好，Joey回来了。
Janice: This is so much fun. This is like a reunion in the hall.
这太好玩了，好像是走廊大团圆一样。
Monica: Oh, hi, Ross. Yeah. There’s someone I want you to say hi to. He just happened to call.
喔，嗨，Ross，嗯，这儿有个人我想让你打个招呼。他正好打电话过来了。
Janice: Hi, Ross. Yes, that’s right it’s me. How did you know?
嗨，Ross。没错，是我。你怎么知道的？
Ross: I’m just saying if dogs do experience jet lag, then,…because of whole “the seven dog years to one human year” thing, then when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn’t just lose three hours, he loses a week and a half.
我是说会如果狗确实也有飞行时差反应，那么因为的“狗的七年等于人的一年”这个理论，那么当狗从纽约飞到洛杉矶，它损失的就不是三小时，而是一周半时间。
Kristin: That’s funny.
真有趣。
Ross: Yeah.
是啊。
Ross: They should be cooking the food soon. Who are they?
他们应该马上就做饭了。他们是谁？
Kristin: Oh, good.
哦，好的。
Ross: The blond woman is my ex-wife, and the woman touching her is her close personal friend.
那个金发的是我前妻，正在碰她的是她的私人密友。
Kristin: You mean they’re lovers.
你是说她们是情人。
Ross: If you wanna put a label on it.
如果你贴个标签的话。
Kristin: Wow, uh, anything else I should know?
哇哦，呃，还有其他什么事情是我应该知道的吗？
Ross: Nope, nope, that, that’s it. Oh, and she’s pregnant with my baby. I always forget that part. Hello!
没了，没了，这，就这些。对了，她怀了我的孩子。我总是忘了这件事。哈喽！
Phoebe: OK, so now we need, um sage branches and the sacramental wine.
好了，我们需要圣草和圣酒。
Monica: All I had is oregano and a Fresca.
我只有牛至叶和佛瑞斯加（一种软饮）。
Phoebe: That’s okay!…OK. Alright. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
那样也行。好了。现在我们需要正义男子的精♥液。
Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn’t be doing the ritual in the first place.
好吧，Pheebs，你知道嘛，如果我们有那东西，我们现在压根就不需要进行什么仪式了。
Monica: Can we just start throwing things in?
我们可以开始丢东西进去了吗？
Phoebe: Ok, yeah, ok. Oh, OK.
恩，可以。好的，哦，好了。
Rachel: Ok, Barry’s letters. Adam Ritter’s boxer shorts.
Barry的信件。Adam Ritter的四角内♥裤。
Phoebe: Oh, and I have the, uh receipt for my dinner with Nokululu Oon Ah Ah.
喔，我这里有跟Nokululu Oon Ah Ah吃晚餐的收据。
Monica: Look, here’s a picture of Scotty Jared naked.
看啊，这里有一张Scotty Jared的裸照。
Rachel: Oh, Let me see. Hey, he’s wearing a sweater.
让我看看。他不是穿着毛衣吗？
Monica: No.
没有。
Monica: Oh, wait, whose MCI card is that?
哦，等等，这是谁的MCI卡？
Phoebe: Mine. Shoot! Remember this number. nine, even, four, three… Oh well…
我的。糟糕！赶紧记住号码：9，7，4，3……哦完了。
Rachel: OK, and here we have the last of Paulo’s grappa.
这里还有Paulo剩下的最后一瓶格拉巴酒。
Monica: Wait, wait, Rachel, isn’t it almost pure…
等等，Rachel，那不是几乎纯的…
All: Ahh…
啊！
Chandler: How can I dump this woman on Valentine’s day?
我怎么能在情人节这天甩掉这个女人呢？
Joey: I don’t know. You dumped her on New Year’s.
我不知道，你上次是新年时候甩掉她的。
Chandler: Oh, man. In my next life, I’m coming back as a toilet brush.
天哪。下辈子我要成马桶刷了。
Janice: Hello, funny Valentine.
你好，有趣的情人。
Chandler: Hi, Just Janice.
嗨，就是Janice。
Janice: Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker. I could just kiss you all over, and I’m gonna! Mua mua…
你好，Joey，我们的小媒人。我真想吻遍你，我要……么么么么……
Joey: If you don’t do it, I will.
你若不说分手，我替你来说。
Ross: So are you actually from New York?
你真的从纽约来的？
Kristin: No, not originally. I’m from…
不，本来不是的，我是从……
Carol: Oh no. I thought you said they could shoot the spot without you.
注释：shoot the spot：解决困难。
哦，不是吧，我以为你说他们没有你可以解决的。
Susan: I thought they could…I mean the maxipads were a piece of cake. You think the minipads should be that much easier.
注释：Maxipads：最大版。
注释：Minipads：最小版。
我本来也以为他们可以的……最大版都是小菜一碟，最小版应该更简单一些了啊。
Carol: It’s the Valentine’s Day.
但今天是情人节。
Susan: I know, I know. But it’s my job. Look, I’ll try to get back as soon as I can. I’m sorry.
我知道，我知道，但这是我的工作。我会尽快赶回来的，抱歉啦。
Kristin: I’m spending most of my time teaching science, which is funny because that wasn’t even my major.
但我大部分时间都在教科学，真好笑，因为那根本不是我的专业。
Ross: Now that is funny. Hey, do you think…would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? ‘Cause she’s, she’s alone now, and pregnant, and sad.
这可真是有趣。嘿，你觉得…如果我邀请Carol过来跟我们坐一起会不会显得有些诡异啊？因为她现在就一个人，而且还怀孕了，心情又不好。
Kristin: I guess.
大概吧。
Ross: Are you sure? Thanks. Carol? Wanna come over and join us?
你确定吗？太好了。Carol，想过来和我们一起坐吗？
Carol: Oh, no no no. I’m fine. I’m fine.
哦，不，不，不，我很好，我很好。
Ross: Come on stand up. These people’ll scooch down. Come on. Over here. You guys will scooch, won’t you? Let’s try scooching! Come on!
注释：scooch down：挪过去。
来吧，这些人会挪过去的，来吧，这里。你们会挪过去的，对吧？ 各位挪过去吧，动起来！

老友记.本章节注释

注释：shoot the spot：解决困难。
注释：Maxipads：最大版。
注释：Minipads：最小版。
注释：scooch down：挪过去。