Phoebe: hey, you know, this must be what the fridge looks like with the door closed… Spooky.
注释：spooky：鬼似的，幽灵般的；有点怪的，不可思议的；令人毛骨悚然的；稍微有些神经质的。
这应该就是冰箱关上门的时候的样子吧。太恐怖了。
Monica: Anybody hungry? We’ve got a Klondike … soup.
注释：Klondike：是一种食品品牌。
有人饿了吗？我们有克朗代克…汤。
Rachel: I’ve just never had a relationship with that kind of passion, you know, where you have to have somebody right there in the middle of a theme park.
我从来没有过那种激♥情似火的感情。你知道的，就是那种你和某人在主题公园中间那样。
Ross: Well, it was the only thing to do there that didn’t have a line.
嗯，如果不排队的话，就只能做那个了。
Rachel: Well, see? I mean Barry wouldn’t even kiss me on a miniature golf course.
嗯，是吗？Barry甚至在迷你高尔夫球场的时候都不会吻我。
Ross: Come on.
不会吧。
Rachel: No, he said we were holding up the people behind us.
不会，他说我们挡住后面的人了。
Ross: And you didn’t marry him because?
那你不和他结婚因为…？
Rachel: I mean, do you think there are people who go through life never having that kind of…
我的意思是，你觉不觉得有的人过完了一辈子，也不会有那种…
Ross: Probably. But you know, I’ll tell you something. Passion is way overrated.
也许吧。不过我告诉你，人们对于激♥情过高估计了。
Rachel: Yeah right.
是啊。
Ross: It is. Eventually, it kind of…burns out. But hopefully, what you’re left with is trust and security and…well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion thing, there’s all that other good stuff.
就是这样。最终激♥情都会燃烧殆尽。但是希望留给你们的是信任和安全，还有像我前妻这样，女同性恋关系。所以，要知道，对于那些错过了激♥情…之类的人来说，还会有很多其他美好的东西。
Rachel: OK. Ross: But, um…I don’t think that’s gonna be you.
好吧。不过，嗯…我觉得你不会那样的。
Rachel: You don’t.
你不这么认为。
Ross: Uhuh. See, I see…. a big passion in your future.
呃呃，嗯，我看到…你未来会有非常大的激♥情。
Rachel: Really?
真的吗？
Ross: Em.
真的。
Rachel: You do?
你确定？
Ross: I do.
确定一定以及肯定。
Rachel: Oh Ross, you’re so great.
哦，Ross，你太好了。
Joey: never gonna happen.
永远都不会发生的。
Ross: What?
什么？
Joey: You and Rachel…
你和Rachel。
Ross: What? Me and Ra? What? Why not?
什么？我和瑞？为什么不会？
Joey: Because you’ve waited too long to make your move and now you’re in the “friend zone”
因为你等太久都不行动，现在你已经在朋友区了。
Ross: No, no, no. I’m not in the zone.
不，不，不。我没在那个区。
Joey: Ross, you’re the mayor of the zone.
Ross，你是那个区的区长。
Ross: I’m taking my time, alright? I’m laying the groundwork. Yeah, I mean, every day I get just a little bit closer to…
我正在一步步来，好吗？我正在打好基础。对，我的意思是，我每天都前进一小步，更接近….
Joey: Priesthood!
更接近神父！
Joey: Look Ross, I’m telling you, she has no idea what you’re thinking.
Ross，我告诉你，她根本不知道你在想什么。
Ross: Oh yeah, she just ran her fingers through my hair. Were you missing that interaction?
是吗，她刚刚用她的手指缕我的头发。你没看见刚刚那种互动吗？
Joey: No, no, no. This is running fingers through your hair, okay? Now this is a tousle…Look, Ross, if you don’t ask her out soon, you’re gonna end up stuck in the zone forever.
注释：tousle：使（尤指头发）蓬乱，粗鲁地处理。
不，不，不。这才是缕你的头发。这不过是弄乱你的头发罢了。Ross，如果你不尽快约她，你将永远呆在那个区了。
Ross: I will, I will. I’m just waiting for the right moment. What, now?
我会的，我会的。嗯，我只是在等一个好时机。什么，现在吗？
Joey: Yeah. What’s messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You just gotta go up to her and you gotta say, ‘Rachel, I think that…’
是的呀。你还缺什么？酒？蜡烛？月光？你只需要直接走上去，对她说说，“Rachel，我想…”
Ross: Shhhh!…
嘘！
Rachel: shushing?
注释：shush：发嘘声，叫…别出声，使安静。
嘘什么？
Ross: We’re shushing…because…we’re trying to hear something. Rachel: What?
我们在嘘…因为…我们在尝试听一种声音。什么声音？
Ross: Don’t you hear that?
你没听见吗？
Rachel: Ahhhh!
哦！
Ross: See?
听到了吧？
Rachel: Huh…
呃。
Jill: Would you like some gum?
想来片口香糖吗？
Chandler: Oh, is it sugarless?
嗯，是无糖的吗？
Jill: Sorry, it’s not.
不好意思，不是
Chandler: Then no, thanks. (What the hell was that? ) Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
注释：mangle：损坏，乱砍。
哦那不用了，谢谢。（刚刚到底是什么？）记住：如果Jill Goodacre请你吃口香糖，你就吃。如果她请你吃撕烂的动物尸体，你也得吃。
Phoebe: New York City has no power; And the milk is getting sour; But to me it is not scary; Because I stay away from dairy…la la la, la la, la la…
纽约没有电，牛奶在发酸。不过没关系，因为我不喝牛奶…… 啦啦啦，啦啦，啦啦……
Ross: OK, here it goes.
好吧，就这么办。
Joey: Are you gonna do it?
你决定啦？
Ross: I’m gonna do it.
我决定了。
Joey: Do you want me to help?
需要我帮助吗？
Ross: If you come out there, you’re a dead man.
如果你要在那出现，你就死定了。
Joey: Good luck, man.
祝你好运，兄弟。
Ross: Thanks. OK.
谢谢。好了。
Joey: OK.
好。
Joey: Hey, where are you going?
喂，你要去哪里？
Monica: Outside.
外面啊。
Joey: No, no, you can’t go out there.
不不，你不能去那儿。
Monica: Why not?
因为…一个原因。
Joey: Because of…the reason.
什么不能？
Monica: And that would be?
那么原因是？
Joey: I, um, can’t tell you.
呃，我不能告诉你。
Monica: Joey, what’s going on?
Joey，怎么回事？
Joey: OK, listen, you gotta promise that you’ll never, ever tell Ross that I told you.
好吧，你必须保证你无论如何也不会告诉Ross是我跟你说的。
Monica: About what?
关于什么的？
Joey: He’s planning your birthday party…
他正在计划给你开生日派对。
Monica: Oh my God! I love him!
哦，我的天！我太爱他了！
Joey: You’d better act surprised.
你最好还是装出很惊喜。
Phoebe: About what?
装什么？
Monica: My surprise party!
我的惊喜派对
Phoebe: What surprise party?
什么惊喜派对？
Monica: Oh stop it. Joey already told me.
哦，别装了。Joey都告诉我了。
Phoebe: Well, he didn’t tell me.
嗯，他没告诉我啊。
Joey: Hey, don’t look at me. This is Ross’s thing.
嗨，别看我。这是Ross的事情。
Phoebe: This is so typical. I’m always the last one to know everything.
每次都是这样。任何事我永远都是最后一个才知道的。
Monica: No, you are not. We tell you stuff.
不是的，我们什么事情都告诉你的。
Phoebe: Yuhhuh! I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo. I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in.
是哦！我是最后一个知道Chandler在公园被孔雀咬了。我是最后一个知道Joey刚搬来时候你对他有好感。
Joey: What?
什么？
Phoebe: Oh, looks like I was the second to last.
哦哦，看起来我是倒数第二个（知道的）。
Joey: You had a crush on me?
你迷恋我？
Monica: All right. It’s wasn’t a crush. It’s a dent.
注释：dent：凹痕。
好吧，这不算是迷恋，是有点印象。
Joey: A big dent?
很深的印象吗？
Monica: Look, you were moving your furniture upstairs. I thought you had nice arms. That’s all.
你那时候正在把家具往上楼抬。我觉得你的胳膊不错，仅此而已。
Joey: Nice arms, huh? Hey, Mon, I’m moving the chair… Do anything for you?
哦，胳膊不错，是吗？嘿，Mon，我在搬椅子哦。你有什么感觉吗？
Ross: You know, with all the lights out, you can actually see the stars.
当所有的灯都灭了，你就能真正地看到星星了。
Rachel: Hmmm…so nice.
嗯，太美了。
Ross: OK, I have a question. Well, actually, it’s not so much a question, as it’s more about a general wondering…ment……
好吧，我有个问题。嗯，实际上，与其说是问题……不如说是一个一般的的疑惑……时刻。
Rachel: OK.
好的。
Ross: OK. Here it goes. Em…for a while now, I’ve been wanting to, um…
好吧，是这样的。一直以来我都想，嗯……
Rachel: Ohhh! !! !
哦！！！
Ross: Yes, yes, that’s right…
是，是，对的……
Rachel: Oh, look at that little girl!
哦，看那只小猫咪！
Ross: What? Ow!
什么？噢！
Monica, Joey, and Phoebe: I’m on the top of the world looking down on creation…
（唱歌) 我站在世界之巅，俯视红尘……
Monica: Alright, this is just Bactine. It won’t hurt.
注释：Bactine：消毒清洁剂。
只是巴克丁药水。不会痛的。
Ross: Ow!
哦！
Joey: Sorry, that was wax…
抱歉，那是蜡油。
Phoebe: Oh, poor little Tooty is scared to death. We should find its owner.
注释：tooty：（口）小猫。
哦，可怜的小猫咪真的吓坏了。我们得找到它的主人。
Ross: Why don’t we just put ‘poor little Tooty’ out in the hall?
为什么我们不把这只“可怜的小猫咪”丢到走廊去？
Rachel: During a blackout? She’ll get trampled!
在停电的时候？它会被踩到的！
Ross: Yeah?
是吗？
Chandler: Alright, alright, damage control. Get back to the gum.
好吧好吧，赶紧弥补一下。回到口香糖那个话题。
You know, I had my second thought. Gun would be perfection…
我又想了下，口香糖是绝佳的选择，
Gum would be perfection?… Gum would be perfection.
口香糖是绝佳的选择？口香糖是绝佳的选择。
Could have said ‘gum would be nice’. Could have said ‘I’ll have a gum stick’. But no, no, no, no. For me, gum is perfection.
我可以说 “口香糖不错”，也可以说“我也来一片吧“。但是，不不不。我说的是，口香糖是绝佳的选择。
I loathe myself…
我都鄙视我自己了。

老友记.本章节注释

spooky：鬼似的，幽灵般的；有点怪的，不可思议的；令人毛骨悚然的；稍微有些神经质的。
Klondike：是一种食品品牌。
tousle：使（尤指头发）蓬乱，粗鲁地处理。
shush：发嘘声，叫…别出声，使安静。
mangle：损坏，乱砍。
dent：凹痕。
Bactine：消毒清洁剂。
tooty：（口）小猫。