情色自拍（2008）

我就再没看你把脸露出来了
since senior year.
我想我犯了个错误
I think I made a mistake.
我是为你刮的
I did it for you
这样拍摄的时候就不会扎到你了
so you wouldn’t get road rash during our scene,
但是我应该先问问
but I should have asked first,
我看起来像个白鲸
I look like a fucking beluga whale.
我想我该走了
I think I’ll be going now.
好的
Okay.
我一直在想我们上周
All I keep thinking is we should’ve done a trial run
应该先在家彩排一遍
at home last week or something.
天啊 是吧? 我就知道
Oh, my God. Right? I know.
你看起来还是很镇定嘛
You’re still cool to do it, though, right?
是啊 你呢?
Yeah, um. Totally. Are you?
嗯 嗯 你知道 我…
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I’m, uh…
说实话 我想我有点紧张 你紧张?
Honestly, I’m a little nervous, I guess. You are?
这还是挺大件事的 是吗?
It’s kind of a big deal. It is?
是啊 这是我们的第一次
Yeah, you know, it’s our first time together
继那网络视频之后
since our auspicious debut on viral video.
哦 是啊
Oh, yeah.
对一个导演来说压力很大啊
That’s a fuckload of pressure for a director.
导演? 少来了
As a director, please.
那作为演员的压力呢?
What about the anxiety I’m feeling as an actress?
我挑的项目不错吧?
Did I pick the right project?
是啊 我们这个后续怎么样?
Yeah. What about this follow-up?
茱莉亚罗伯茨拍完《风月俏佳人》后
Julia Roberts followed Pretty Woman
就拍了《与敌共眠》
with Sleeping With the Enemy.
而在《祖母内♥裤♥》之后
I’m following Granny Panties
我就拍了《吞下我的鸡♥巴♥奇诺》
with Swallow My Cockuccino.
唯一的区别在于
Only difference is
我们的电影是关于吸蛋蛋的
this movie’s about cock-sucking
而她的电影是废老二一根
and her movie just sucked cock, period.
唯一的区别 是啊 结局挺刺♥激♥的
The only difference, yeah. The end was pretty rad.
我喜欢
I liked that.
她杀他的那部分 拿着枪
When she kills him. with a gun.
是啊 是啊
Yeah. Yeah.
她先叫来警♥察♥ 她先叫的
She calls the cops first. She calls it in first.
太棒了 很棒
It was so awesome. Awesome, yeah.
所以我想我们应该做这个
So I guess we should do this.
我想应该等到我再瘦个二三十磅
I think we should wait until I lose another 20 or 30 pounds.
别这样 你看起来挺好的
Stop it. You look good.
谢谢
Thanks.
那我呢? 看起来怎么样?
So, what about me? How do I look?
我觉得你很美 你一直都很美
I mean, you look beautiful. You always look so beautiful,
我猜这不算什么 但你看起来真不错
so I guess it’s not a big deal, but you look amazing.
好了 让我们去拍毛♥片♥吧 好的
Okay. Let’s go make a porno. Okay.
《吞下我的鸡♥巴♥奇诺》第八场第一条
Swallow My Cockuccino, Scene 8, Take 1.
过来 我在这?
Come here. I’m over–?
准备就位
All right, settle.
开始
Action.
会是谁呢?
Who could it be?
嗨 嗨
Hi. Hi.
我是送货员 我有些奶油要给你
I’m a delivery man and I have some cream for you.
哦 那奶油看起来真重 你很强壮嘛
Wow, that cream looks heavy. You must be strong.
我练过
I work out.
你现在就要奶油吗?
So do you want me to give you your cream now?
我都等了一天了
I’ve been waiting for it all day.
靠 哦
Fuck. Come on. Oops.
继续
Keep going.
我的奶油出来了 你介意吗?
I spilled my cream. Do you mind?
我不介意 要是你洒到我脸上就更好了
I don’t mind. Especially if you spill it on my face.
让我们干吧
Let us fuck.
整整我的衣服 好了吗? 好了
Fix my shirt. Think I should? Okay.
让我看看你的小乳♥头♥
Let me see them titties.
你知道吗? 不好意思
Actually, you know what? Sorry,
我觉得我们不应该让他们看
I don’t think we should show them.
什么? 不能让他们看见你的乳♥房♥♥
What? We shouldn’t show your breasts.
你不脱上衣?
Aren’t you gonna take your shirt off?
解开就好
I’m just gonna open it.
你不脱掉吗? 为什么?
You’re not gonna take it off? Why not?
我胸部比你还大 我才不要秀
My tits are bigger than yours. I don’t wanna show that.
她不准备露胸部?
She’s not gonna show her tits?
我可是把老二和屁♥眼♥都贡献了
I showed my cock and my asshole.
我要脱掉你的裤子了 前前后后
Okay, I’ll do your pants. Back and forth. okay.
操 我要的东西呢?
Holy shit. Where’s that delivery?
我简直不敢相信
I can’t believe this.
我只是送奶油的 可是现在呢
I was delivering cream, and look what’s happening.
上帝啊 他们在跳伦巴
Jesus, what is that, a rumba?
什么是伦巴?
What’s a rumba?
就是那些奇怪的动作啊
That awkward movement.
我要把你的内♥裤♥脱掉吗? 脱
Should I take your underpants off? Yeah,take them off
怎么回事? 怎么弄的?
What the fuck? How does this work?
让我来吧
They’re just like-I’ll do it.
我脱我的 你脱你的
I’ll do mine, you just-You do yours.
我脱自己的吧
I’ll do my pants.
祖母内♥裤♥
Granny panties.
倒是快干啊
Just get on with it already.
我要用我的鸟鸟干♥你♥
I’m gonna fuck you with my pecker.
老兄 太下流了
Dude, that’s really dirty.
很下流吗? 惹到我了
That’s too dirty? That offends me.
鸡鸡? 还行
Penis? Fine.
我要用我的大鸡鸡干♥你♥
I’m gonna fuck you with my penis.
我等不及了
I can’t wait.
为了我的鸡鸡
For my penis.
小心点 米莉 好了 开始吧 继续拍摄
Be careful, Miri. Okay, there we go. Just keep rolling.
我往前走了 奶油来了
I’ll walk forward. Fucking cream is coming.
这简直是我看过最烂的毛♥片♥了
This is the worst porno I’ve ever seen.
过来吧 送货员
Get over here, delivery man.
让我们在咖啡豆上做♥爱♥吧
Let’s fuck on these beans.
你还好吗? 很好
You okay? Yup.
好的 别管它了
Okay, all right. Just leave them. Just leave them.
真麻烦 你就别管了
They’re really distracting. You should leave them.
你应该…好了 好了 好了
You gotta get your-There you go. Okay, okay.
好了 好了 这样行吗?
Okay, okay. Okay. This okay?
可以
Okay.
行了
Okay, uh.
我数到三开始接吻 好吗? 好
We’ll start kissing on three, okay? Okay.
一 二 三 开始
One, two, three. Go.
我准备好了
I’m ready.
我准备好了 好
I’m ready. Okay.
迪肯
Deacon.
迪肯 迪肯 怎么了?
Deacon. Deacon. What?
你这周看《迷失》了吗?
Did you see Lost this week, man?
我没看成 演什么了?
I missed it. What happened?
他们一会儿上岛 一会儿离开岛
They’re on the island, off the island.
谁能看得懂啊?
Who can follow that?
我想他们正在地狱
I think they’re in hell.
你们能闭嘴吗?
Would you all shut the motherfuck up?
我想让你到高♥潮♥
I want you to come.
和我一起到高♥潮♥ 好
I want you to come with me. Okay.
哦 天啊
Oh, God.
天啊
Oh, God.
停
Cut.
就这了? 这就完了?
That’s it? It’s over?
他不是应该射在她的乳♥头♥上吗?
Ain’t he supposed to come on her titties?
虽然没按计划来 但是很不错
Well, it wasn’t what we’d shot-listed, but that was nice.
很浪漫 很能操啊 扎克
It was so romantic. Way to fuck, Zack.
谢谢 莱斯特
Thanks, Lester, uh.
这不光是我的功劳
It wasn’t just me, though, guys.
为我那光芒四射的搭档 米莉 鼓掌
Give it up for my radiant costar here, Miri.
很好 这一幕就到这吧
Nice. Um, show’s over in here.