金牌制作人（2005）

阿尔文 别忘了干活
Alvin! Don’t forget your chores.
柴得捆好了 牛得挤奶了
The wood needs a-cording and the cows need a-milking!
阿尔文 阿尔文！
Alvin! Alvin!
等等 我又不叫阿尔文
Wait a minute. My name’s not Alvin.
这不是我的人生
That’s not my life.
我眼前闪过了别人的人生
Somebody else’s life is flashing before my eyes.
这是什么鬼？
What the hell is that about?
我不是凤♥凰♥男 我可是街头长大的
I’m not a hillbilly. I grew up in the Bronx.
小李夺走了我的一切 甚至我的过去
Leo’s taken everything. Even my past.
我的过去 已成死灰
♪ My past’s a dying ember ♪
但是等等 我还记得
♪ But wait, now I remember ♪
一切怎么开始？是他走进我的办公室
♪ How did it begin? He walked into my office ♪
带着他荒唐的妙计
♪ With his cockamamie scheme ♪
“我发现一个小灵感 烂戏要比好戏赚”
♪ “You can make more money With a flop than with a hit” ♪
我们做得到 我们做得到
♪ We can do it, we can do it ♪
“我做不到”
♪ “l can’t do it” ♪
我们做得到
♪ We can do it! ♪
“我做不到”
♪ “l can’t do it” ♪
“再见 老马”
“Goodbye, Max.”
主啊 赐我横财万贯 “我回来了 老马”
♪ Lord, I want that money! “I’m back, Max” ♪
来吧 小李 我们做得到 第一步 找个剧本
♪ Come on, Leo, we can do it Step one, find the play ♪
摸摸 闻闻 亲亲 你好李波肯先生
♪ See it, smell it, touch it, kiss it Hello, Mister Liebkind ♪
日安就跳跳 日安就蹦蹦
♪ Guten Tag hop hop Guten Tag clop clop ♪
阿道夫·伊丽莎白·希♥特♥勒♥？
Adolf Elizabeth Hitler?
日安就跳跳 日安就蹦蹦
♪ Guten Tag hop hop Guten Tag clop clop ♪
第二步 请个导演
Step two, hire the director.
要基情 要基情 要…
♪ Keep it gay keep it gay, keep it ♪
一二三四 二二三四
♪ Two, three, kick, turn Turn, turn, kick, turn ♪
乌拉
Ulla!
第三步 筹钱
Step three, raise the money.
上帝送来了必亚利
♪ Along came Bialy ♪
第四步 凑齐演员
Step four, hire all the actors!
我是吟游诗人 一点灵感和一点
♪ A wandering minstrel, l A thing of shreds and ♪
下一位！木偶小男生
♪ Next! The Little Wooden Boy ♪
下一位！你就是希♥特♥勒♥
♪ Next! That’s our Hitler ♪
断条腿！“吾断了条腿”
Break a leg! “l broke my leg.”
希♥特♥勒♥和德意志也有春天 居然红了
♪ Springtime for Hitler and Germany A surprise smash ♪
希♥特♥勒♥和德意志也有春天 能演上好几年
♪ Springtime for Hitler and Germany lt’ll run for years ♪
我们是哪做对了？
♪ Where did we go right? ♪
我们是哪做对了？
♪ Where did we go right? ♪
账本给我 胖子胖子死胖子
♪ Give me those books Fat, fat, fatty ♪
账本给我 胖子胖子死胖子
♪ Give me those books Fat, fat, fatty ♪
账本 胖子 账本 胖子 账本 胖子 账本 胖子
♪ Books, fat, books, fat Books, fat, books, fat ♪
老玻璃 杀演员
♪ Lousy fruit, kill the actors ♪
你跟他们吃过饭吗
♪ You ever eat with one? ♪
然后你逃去里约 开心在海滩嬉戏
♪ Then you ran to Rio and you’re safely out of reach ♪
我苦苦守着铁窗 你和乌拉爽到天明
♪ I’m behind these bars You’re banging Ulla on the beach! ♪
被布鲁图斯出♥卖♥♥♥ 我就是凯撒本人
♪ Just like Julius Caesar Was betrayed by Brutus ♪
以为你是小小会计 不料是犹大附了身
♪ Who’d think an accountant would turn out to be my Judas ♪
我心碎至极
♪ I’m so dismayed ♪
难道这就是报应
♪ Is this how I’m repaid? ♪
惨遭出♥卖♥♥♥
♪ To be Betrayed ♪
出♥卖♥♥♥！
♪ Betrayed ♪♪
陪审团的各位 你们有结果了吗
Gentlemen of the jury, have you reached your verdict?
是的法官大人 有结果了
Yes, Your Honor, we have.
我们认定被告 绝对有罪
We find the defendant incredibly guilty.
不
No.
抱宝宝 亲宝宝
Hold me, touch me.
我这会没空
I’m a little busy.
被告还有什么话要说吗
Does the defendant have anything to say on his own behalf?
有的 法官大人 我有话要说
Yes, Your Honor, I do.
我承认 过去二十年里
I admit for the last 20 years…
我是个口腹蜜剑 两面三刀
I’ve been a lying, double-crossing, two-faced…
卑劣无情 见利忘义的流氓
backstabbing, despicable crook.
但我无从选择
But I had no choice.
我是个百老汇制♥作♥人
I was a Broadway producer.
我注定无视道德
A man without a conscience…
也注定无人关心
and with no one who gave a damn about him.
法官大人 这是我最伤心之处
And that Your Honor, is what hurts the most.
我本以为 终于找到一位忠诚搭档
I thought I’d at last found a loyal partner.
一个我所关心的人 也是
A man I cared about, and…
一个关心我的人
who I thought cared about me.
最伤我心的是 现在 是我最需要他的时候
And what breaks my heart, is that now when I need him most…
他却离弃于我
he’s deserted me.
而我也将永远失去他的音讯
And I will probably never see or hear from him ever again.
不是这样的！
That’s not true!
安静 保持法庭安静！
Order! Order in the court!
桑巴♥音♥乐停下！
And stop that samba!
你是谁 我是里奥·布鲁姆
Who are you? I am Leopold Bloom.
马克斯·必亚脱的合伙人
Max Bialystock’s partner.
那么亲爱的 你是谁
And who are you my dear?
我的名字是 乌拉·莺歌♥·韩森·本森·扬森
My name is Ulla lnga Hansen Benson Yansen…
塔伦·海伦·司娃森·思沃森
Tallen Hallen Svaden Swanson…
布鲁姆 – 布鲁姆？
Bloom. Bloom?
你是他妻子？ – 是的 法官大人
You’re his wife? Ja, Your Honor.
除非结婚 否则他不肯跟我做
He wouldn’t do it unless we got married.
你这二货
What a schmuck.
布鲁姆先生 你有何缘由非要回来
Now, Mr. Bloom, why in the world would you want to come back here…
向我们自首？ – 什么缘由？我要对良心说话
and give yourself up? Why? To speak on his behalf.
我们都知道马♥克♥思♥·必亚脱是一个谎话连篇 两面三刀
We all know that Max Bialystock is a lying, double-crossing…
口腹蜜剑 卑劣无情 见利忘义
two-faced, slimy, manipulative…
无♥耻♥小人 – 拜托
under-handed– Please…
不用雪上加霜了
don’t help me.
法官大人 法官大人 容我向陪审团解释
Your Honor, Your Honor, if I may address the court.
法律的意义
The law was created…
是保护人们 不要犯错
to protect people from being wronged.
那么是谁让马克斯·必亚脱犯了错？
So whom has Max Bialystock wronged?
不是这些可爱的女士们 – 不是
Well, not these dear ladies. No.
不 也不是我 不是
No, and not me. Not……
不是我
Not me.
我曾经是个无名小卒
I was this nobody.
从来没有人亲切地叫我一声小李
No one ever called me Leo before……
法官大人 这对案情来说可能不是大事
I mean, your Honor, I know it isn’t a big legal point…
但即使是在幼儿园 大家也只会叫我布鲁姆
but even when I was in kindergarten, everybody always called me Bloom.
我想说的是 即使我在里约
I guess what I’m trying to say is that, even when I was in Rio…
拥有了我梦想的一切
and had everything I’d ever dreamed of…
我突然想起这个人
I suddenly realized that this man…
这个人
this man……
从未有人让我感觉像人
♪ No one ever made me feel like someone ♪
直到他出现
♪ Till him ♪
人生只是流程 一成不变
♪ Life was really nothing but a glum one ♪
直到他出现
♪ Till him ♪
我的存在仿佛只是悲剧
♪ My existence bordered on the tragic ♪
永远静止 没有机会改变
♪ Always timid, never took a chance ♪
直到他施展魔力
♪ Then I felt his magic ♪
我的心灵开始舞蹈
♪ And my heart began to dance ♪
曾经我只会退缩 胆小怕事
♪ I was always frightened, fraught with worry ♪
直到他出现
♪ Till him ♪
毫无目的 尸位素餐
♪ I was going nowhere in a hurry ♪
直到他出现
♪ Till him ♪
他填补我空虚的人生
♪ He filled up my empty life ♪
让我如此充实
♪ Filled it to the brim ♪
这样的人世上无他
♪ There could never ever be another one ♪
只有他本人
♪ like him ♪
小李
Leo.
小李 我真没想到
Leo, I never realized…
你居然这么会唱歌♥
you’re a good singer.
你过奖了
Thank you.
不 真的 就跟专业歌♥手一样
No, really, like a professional.
这是为你而唱 老马 因为你是我的朋友
Well, I sang it for you, Max. I sang it because I’m your friend.