王胜：香甜多汁（脱口秀）（2022）

如果你想有资格申请大额贷款 你的首♥付♥定金要非常疯狂
If you want to qualify for a jumbo, your down payment got to be bonkers.
疯狂的事情是 居然有人给审批通过了
The crazy thing was, somebody approved it.
我意外被批准了大额贷款 我很震惊
I got approved for a jumbo unexpectedly. I was in shock.
我看到的时候 我想…
When I saw that I was like…
他们觉得我能还上
They think I’m good for it.
他们觉得我还一百万美元 加上90万的利息没问题
They think I’m good for one million, plus 900,000 in interest.
他们是指望我用一辈子 给他们两百万美元
That’s two million dollars they expect me to provide them over my lifetime.
他们知道一些我不知道的事情
They know something I don’t know.
这很能给我鼓励 你们知道吗？
That’s encouraging, you know?
我不会卖♥♥♥房♥♥子 但是作为喜剧演员
I’m not gonna buy a house, but as a comedian
你们知道我喜欢得到陌生人的认可
you know I love getting approval from strangers.
我一直很好奇
I’m always curious,
那个贷款审批员是谁？
who was that loan officer?
那个在银行工作 审核申请的人是谁
Who was that person working at the bank reviewing the applications,
他想：“王胜是一名 42岁的台♥湾♥裔美国人
like, “Sheng Wang is a 42-year-old Taiwanese American
努力成为单口喜剧演员”
trying to make it as a stand-up comedian.”
那是个糟糕的赌注
That’s a bad bet.
但我们今天要下注
But we gonna play today.
我是王胜 非常感谢大家！
I’m Sheng Wang. Thank you all so very much!
谢谢各位
Thank you, everybody.
感谢你们
Appreciate you.
保重 爱你们
Be well. Love y’all.
保重
Take care.