我们可以卖♥♥掉房♥子 把钱平分
I mean, we can sell the house, can’t we? Sell the house and split the money.
可以把房♥子一分为二 – 可以卖♥♥掉房♥子
Listen, you know what? You could split this whole house in two, right?
分开两层住 这样地方也比那里大
You could split this into two flats and it’d still be bigger than our place.
一分为二？- 没错，你不能把它一分为二
Split it in two? – Exactly.You can’t split it in two…
“莫里斯影楼”
容我帮你弄弄领带
Now, let’s sort your tie out for you, if I may.
好像歪了 – 又歪了
Looks just a little bit skew-whiffy. – Oh, skew-whiff again.
行了 帅 报纸拿一下
Yes, that’s lovely. Do you want the paper out?
好的 – 对
Yeah, yeah, okay.
两位女士真漂亮
You ladies look gorgeous.
手放一起 好了 很好
Hands together there.Very nice
好的 来吧 调低一点
okay. Here we go.Put your paper down there.
好了 来了
Right then, here we go. Okay, and…
莫里斯 需要笑吗？ – 你喜欢吧
Do we say “cheese”, Maurice? – Well, you can if you like
好的 尽管笑
but you can, you can say “cheese”.
什么表情都行 再来 很好！
You can say whatever you like. But just give me a little…That’s it.
非常好
Yeah, very sweet.
好的 很好
Great, that’s lovely.
花了15年时间？ – 对
So, that took you 15 years, yeah? – Yes.
有奖牌吗？ – 没有
They give you a prize? – No.
听诊器总有一块吧？很好
Not even a stethoscope or something? Lovely.
宝贝
Baby
真可爱 – 能张开眼睛 太好了
Yeah, that’s really lovely. Come out, Jane.
对了 往下看着他 很好！
That’s it, yeah, that’s it, and give him a hand.Look down. Lovely.
会看到颈圈吗？
Are you gonna see that flea collar?
会看到吗？ – 没事 你先出镜
Are you going to see that? – Don’t worry about that.
挺住 对了 – 别挡着它
You come out now, come out. – You just come out the way. – That’s it.
走开 来了
And pop out now. And out, and here we go.
刚才把刷子也照进去了
I think you left the comb in there that time.
很好
Lovely, very good.
它很好看吧？ – 很好看
Oh, did he look good? – He does look good.
很好 – 你也是 简 谢了 画面很好
yeah. – So do you.Oh, good, yes.Thank you very much, Jane. That’s lovely.
给我姑妈的 – 她很喜欢你？
It’s for my auntie. – Oh, right. Fond of you, is she?
不 她在印度 – 这样
No, she’s in India. – Oh, right.
是时候成家立室了 – 明白
Time I got married, innit? – Oh, I see.
是相亲吧？
Pick a bride time, is it?
我不要闪光灯
I’ve told you, I don’t want flash, it…
很好！
Lovely!
还以为生不了孩子
I never thought I’d have any…
人工受精
Fertility treatment.
医学奇迹
It’s a miracle.
别挖鼻孔 手放这
Don’t do that with your nose.Now stop it.Put it there. That’s it.
瞧这可爱的 看过来
Hello, Dominic. Now look at that lovely cat, look over there.
真可爱！ – 瞧那小宝贝
Look at that cat. – He’s lovely.
还是要先挖鼻孔 – 住手！
Oh, that’s it, let him scratch it first. – No!
继续 对了 很好！
Go on, that’s it, that’s it. Lovely!
自己像个傻瓜
I feel so silly.
很好！对了！十分感谢
A-ha, lovely and that’s it.Thank you very much.
你这是干嘛？ – 对不起
What d’you think you’re doing? – Sorry.
没听到我在这吗？是的，我没听见
Didn’t you hear me? No, I didn’t.
喏 – 怎么了？不行 走开
Hiya. – What?Hiya. – Mind out of the way.
喝一杯吗？ – 什么？
D’you want a drink? – What?
要喝我自己会倒 谢谢！
If I want a drink I’ll get it myself, thank you.
吸尘器有那么好看吗？
Since when was hoovering a spectator sport?
给我一个杯子 – 抱歉 还以为你不要
Can I have a glass, too, please?I’m sorry, I thought you didn’t want a drink.
我改变主意了 想喝牛奶 不是用酒杯喝
I’ve changed my mind. I’m having milk.Not in a wine glass,
给我一个长颈杯 酒杯怎能装牛奶？
give me a highball.You don’t put milk in a wine glass.
拿着 – 谢谢
There you go. – Thank you.
这样对你有好处 – 什么意思？
That’ll do you good. – Meaning?
没什么
Nothing.
今天过得好吗？
Had a good day?
精彩
Scintillating.
你又是饿了吧？
I suppose you’ll be starving as usual.
对 是有点饿
A little bit peckish, yeah.
有什么需要吗？ – 例如呢？
Do you want me to do something? – Like what?
什么都行 – 不 不需要
Anything you like. – No, I bloody well wouldn’t.
好的 – 好吧
Fair enough. – Oh, all right, then.
冰箱在这 这是急冻
There’s the fridge, there’s the freezer.
这里有啤酒花 食谱在这
There’s the hob.There’s the recipe books.
请便
Help yourself.
别弄得一团糟
And don’t make a mess.
或者叫外卖♥♥也行
Unless you fancy a takeaway.
你不喜欢笑？ – 不喜欢
You’re not gonna smile, are you? – No.
好的 这世界很自♥由♥
Okay, it’s a free world.
我不会勉强你 但可以的话
Now, you’re under no obligation,
开心地笑一笑
but you can if you want to give me a lovely big smile.
那很好
And thank you.
继续！来吧！漂亮
Oh, go on. Come on. Lovely.
我不会勉强你 但最好笑一个
You’re under no obligation to me, but you can smile if you like.
对了！谢谢
Yeah, thank you.
妈 你有笑吗？ – 没有
Did you smile, Mother? – No.
对了 看过来 两人互盼
That’s it, to me. That’s it, now look at each other.
漂亮
That’s it.It’ll probably be all right.
不行了 – 继续 抬起头
Go on, look up, keep your face up
很好
That’s lovely.
刚才眨眼了
You’re closing your eyes.
别弄得有气泡
Don’t forget to burp it properly.
里面加了一点驱风剂
Give it a drop of Gripe Water.
以前罗克珊加很多
We used to pour it down Roxanne by the gallon.
弄得她不停放屁
She farted like a trouper.
家族遗传吧
Runs in the family.
这温度适合吗？
Would madame care to test the temperature?
可以了 谢谢
I’m sure it’ll be fine. Thanks.
肚子还很痛？ – 午饭时好了一点
Been bad, has it? – It eased off at lunchtime.
勉强吃了几块饼干
I managed a couple of crackers.
世事无常啊
It’s unpredictable, isn’t it?
才不是
No, it’s not unpredictable.
只能怪运气不好 – 承你贵言
You’ve drawn the short straw, mate. – You’re telling me.
我是希望世事常变
I wish it was unpredictable.
下午茶想吃什么？ – 今晚要丰盛点
What’re you gonna have for your tea? – Do you know what I really fancy?
什么？ – 牛扒
What? – A steak.
家里没有牛扒
You’re not having any steak in this house.
别紧张 – 吃了你会心脏病发
Don’t worry about me. – You’ll be keeling over with a heart attack.
有没有不那么腻的？
I’ll do meself something later.
冰箱里有些鸡肉
There’s a chicken Kiev in the freezer.
那不是很冷吗？
Be a bit cold, wouldn’t it?
算了 我要减肥
Anyway…I’m on a diet.
讨厌
You’re disgusting.
很好 可以清楚看到戒指
Okay, that’s very good. We can see the ring perfectly.
好的 先生 请稍微抬起头
All right now, sir, if you just bring your chin up.
就这样 太棒了
Yeah, just slightly, that’s perfect. That’s brilliant
好的 很好 – 抱歉 等等
all right, great.Sorry, sorry, listen
脱下眼镜 – 我不要脱
take your glasses off. – I don’t want to take my glasses off.
脱下！
Go on, take them off.
戴不戴都没关系 – 没事
Doesn’t matter. Keep them on, take them off.
不戴帅气点 – 样子不打紧
No, he looks better without them. – It’s what I look like, okay.
来吧 这里 – 好的 还有
Right, okay, and to me…
请稍等 把十字吊坠拿出来
One moment, please. Can you take the cross out, please?
送你的十字吊坠 拿出来
Take the cross out.It’s a gift, take it out.
这样很难看 – 才不难看
I just think it looks awful. – It doesn’t look awful.
之所以难看 是因为你没听我说 买♥♥金制的
It looks awful, because it’s not gold. I told you, buy gold.
好的
Okay, right.
好吧 看着我 对了 漂亮
Okay, and to me, yeah, right, that’s lovely.
要笑逐颜开还是愁眉苦脸 随便你们
Now, do you want to look happy or sad? I don’t mind, whatever.
对了！看着我！漂亮！
And keep your… And look at me. And lovely.
你好 我叫荷藤斯
Hello. My name’s Hortense Cumberbatch.
我收到了你的信 你好
I got your letter. Hi.
好的 周二
Oh, right. Tuesday.
喂
Hello?
荷藤斯 你好 我叫珍妮 幸会 – 你好
Hortense, hello. Jennie Ford.Nice to meet you. Come this way. – Oh, hi.Nice to meet you.
这边请 还好吗？ – 很好 谢谢