黑麦巷 Rye Lane（2023）

对于一个妳没那麽哈的男生 妳却一直提起他，亲爱的
You know, for a lad you’re not that into, you do talk about him a lot, love.
-没有，我没有 -妳有
-No, I don’t. -You do.
-我没有 -妳有
-I don’t. -You do.
-所以我在想 -我没有
– So, I was thinking. -I don’t.
她刚经历过一场大战
She’s just been through this huge battle,
但同时她也经历了内心的交战
but she’s also been through an internal battle.
有吗？
Do I?
想要弄清楚，那个男生其实非常特别
You know, sort of figuring out that this guy is actually pretty special.
这必须具有代表性，这是电影的结局
This needs to be iconic. It’s the end of the movie.
她应该对他隆重地表达爱意，懂吗？
He deserves, like, some kind of grand gesture, you know?
比起人类的肛♥门♥，我们还要更瞭解海王星
We know more about Neptune than we do about the human anus.
是吗？
Yeah?
这是事实
That’s a fact.
我昨晚跟《暮光之城》的男主角 在一个音乐会上
Last night, I was at this soirée with the white brother from Twilight.
是
Yeah.
他跟我说我的下一个作品应该是脚趾甲
He was telling me my next ting should be toenails.
-脚趾甲？ -对
-Toenails? -Yeah.
妳真是个蠢蛋
You’re such a knob.
妳说什麽？
Uh, sorry?
抱歉，不是…抱歉，不是…只是…
Sorry, not– Sorry, not, just, uh…
其实，我不会再这麽做了，我马上离开
Actually, not gonna do this again. I’m leaving now.
宝贝
Hey, babes.
求妳让我买♥♥那张有很多毛的吧
I beg you, let me buy the hairy one.
-想都别想，宝贝 -求妳了
-Not gonna happen, babe. -Please.
-绝对不行 -拜託啦
– Absolutely not. – Please.
不行
No.
那是我的屁♥股♥，要是有人想知道的话
That’s mine, in case anyone was wondering.
很棒
Nice.
没关係的，唐，你可以看
It’s okay, Dom. You can look.
不要，我…谢谢
Nah, I’m– I’m cool.
-所以… -她不在这裡
-So– -She’s not here.
怎麽回事？
What happened?
你跟雅丝是完美得很讨人厌的一对
You and Yas were annoyingly perfect for one another.
Mm-hmm.
我觉得我们都还没准备好
I don’t think either of us were ready.
还有…她还是还没准备好吧
And, um, I guess she still isn’t.
天啊
Oh, shit.
宝贝，他们端出新的小点心了
Babes, they’re bringin’ out the new “canaps.”
我们走吧
-Uh– -Let’s go.
快点…快点
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
去吧，去看吧
Go on. Go on.
只是偷偷看一眼
Just have a sneaky look.
不要
No.
那会让你开心起来
It’ll cheer you up.
我不想看妳的屁♥股♥
Mmm, I’m not looking at your bum.
那很疗癒喔
It’s got healing powers.
别来烦我啦
Leave me alone.
顺带一提，那是我的屁♥股♥
That’s mine, by the way.
（雅丝） （烛光蠢蛋）
-你好 -妳好
– Uh, hey. -Hey.
我刚在祈祷你不会接电♥话♥
Um, I was prayin’ that you weren’t gonna pick up.
妳以为我会在我单人床上忙着自♥慰♥？
Thought I’d be too busy wanking away in my single bed?
结果我才是蠢货
Turns out, I was the wanker.
你在奈森的摄影展吗？
Um, a-are you at Nathan’s show?
对，但妳却不在
Yeah. But you’re not.
其实，我马上就到了
Actually, I should be by any second.
太好了，我会很高兴看到妳
Oh, cool. It’d be good to see you.
-谢谢 -是吗？
-Cheers. – Yeah?
你转过身来
Turn around.
那是你，对吧？
That’s you, right?
我就知道你是会对船挥手的人
I knew you were a boat waver!
等一下，那是妳吗？
Wait, is that you?
对啊
Yeah.
妳在干嘛？妳离我好远
What are you doin’? You’re miles away.
你下来跟我碰面吧
Come down and meet me.
拜託啦
Please?
听我说，我真的很抱歉对你说了那些话 我是溷蛋
Listen, I’m really sorry for all the shit I said. I was a dick.
是我太过敏感了
I was being overly sensitive.
能不要一直当好人吗？拜託 我在努力跟你解释
Can you stop being nice? Please. I’m trying to explain.
重点是，那天在奈森的摄影展，我只是…
The thing is, that day at Nathan’s thing, I just–
我不想要继续悲伤了
I didn’t wanna be sad anymore.
所以我说谎了
And so, I lied.
然后你说我是你的偶像
And then you called me iconic.
而我很喜欢你那样看我 所以我就继续撒谎
And I liked that you saw me that way, so I kept on lyin’.
拜託，那根本不重要 不管怎样我都会觉得妳很酷
Come on. It wouldn’t have mattered. I’d think you were cool either way.
是啊
– Yeah.
我现在知道了
I know that now.
或许我们能从头再来一次
Maybe we can start over.
雅丝，等等，妳要去哪裡？雅丝，等等
Yas! Wait. Where you going? Yas! Wait!
我他妈的在一艘船上
I’m on a fucking boat!
抱歉，抱歉
Sorry. Sorry.
妳在船上要干嘛啦？
Why are you on a fucking boat?
因为我觉得 我该对你隆重地表示一下，宝鼻
‘Cause I figured you deserve the grand gestures for once, bub.
妳要怎麽做呢？
What’s happening?
是啊，对，我没有… 我其实没看这船的路线，所以…
Right. Yeah, I didn’t– I didn’t actually check what route this is taking, so–
妳待在那裡等我，好吗？
Stay where you are. I’m comin’, okay?
我没别的选择
I don’t really have a choice.
只想让妳知道，我还是觉得妳是我的偶像
And just so you know, I still think you’re iconic.
我来了，船长
I’m coming, Captain!
在哪裡…
Where are–
你好啊
Hey.
妳好
Hey.
所以…
So…
-你想要… -妳想不想…不
-Do you wanna– -Do you fancy– No.
妳…妳先说
You– You go.
我只是想说，你要不要…
I was just gonna say, do you wanna–
说吧
Go ahead.
我只是想说…
I was just gonna say…
你要不要去散散步？
Do you wanna go for a stroll?
好啊
Yeah.
但你得搭最后一班火车，对吗？
But you do have to make the last train though, right?
不用啦
Nah.
我要看看会怎样
I’ma see what happens.
– Oh. Oh.
《分手有缘人》
好吧，砰
Aight, boom.
♪ We could ♪
♪ We could keep it simple ♪
♪ Towering over us Like a Rothko ♪
♪ It doesn’t have to be ♪
♪ Complicated ♪
♪ Educated ♪
♪ I know you like to travel ♪
♪ We already got our passports In the bag ♪
♪ We don’t have to go Anywhere ♪
♪ Let our love unravel ♪
《分手有缘人》
♪ Could you be The best I’ve ever had? ♪
♪ Seems like You’ve always been there ♪
♪ Treat you like a queen You won’t forget ♪
♪ Spend some time, love You won’t regret ♪
♪ Oh, open up ♪
♪ Oh, open up to me And I’ll give it all to you ♪
♪ We could keep it simple ♪
♪ Playful ♪
♪ Tumblin’ over dust Like dominoes ♪
♪ It doesn’t have to be ♪
♪ Complicated ♪
♪ Educated ♪
♪ I know you like to travel ♪
♪ We already got our passports In the bag ♪
♪ But we don’t really have to go Anywhere ♪
♪ Let our love unravel ♪
♪ Could you be The best I’ve ever had? ♪
♪ It seems like You’ve always been there ♪
♪ Treat you like you Won’t forget ♪
♪ Spend some time, love No regrets ♪
♪ Oh, open up ♪
♪ Oh, open up to me And I’ll give it all to you ♪
♪ Treat you like you Won’t forget ♪
♪ Spend some time, love No regrets ♪
♪ Oh, open up ♪
♪ Oh, open up to me And I’ll give it all to you ♪
♪ And I’ll give it all to you ♪
♪ Oh, open up ♪
♪ Oh, open up ♪
♪ Oh, open up ♪
-♪ Open up ♪ -♪ Open up, oh, open ♪
♪ Treat you like you Won’t forget ♪
♪ Spend some time, love No regret ♪
♪ Oh, open up ♪
♪ Oh, open up to me And I’ll give it all to you ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Give it all ♪
♪ Open up ♪
哇靠
Oh, shit!