首演之夜（1977）

我们很沮丧,我们
We’re grim, right? We’re grim
and we’re depressed and we’re “”yecch.”
我们没有必要坐在这里
我们可以开着灯
We don’t have to sit here and take this.
We can turn on the lights.
我们可以跳一会舞
我们可以——
We can dance a little.
We can –
如果我们需要同情
我们可以互相同情对方
Ifwe need touching,
we can touch each other.
嘿 玛蒂 我们彼此拥有对方
Hey, Marty, we have each other.
弗吉尼娅 天哪,我不想要
Virginia, for God’s sake,
I don’t want to take –
嘿,不,老实说
这很简单 这非常简单
Hey, no, honest, this is simple.
It’s simple.
坦白说 这是个最好的主意
这真是太简单了
Honest to God, this is the best idea.
It’s just so simple…
你没看见
you don’t see it.
那表示我爱你
那就它的意义,我爱你!
It means I love you.
That’s what it means. I love you!
我不在乎你觉得我不漂亮
I don’t care ifyou don’t think
I’m beautiful anymore.
– 我觉得
– 你不认为我很风趣
– I do.
– And you don’t think I’m funny.
你真是歇斯底里
– You’re hysterical.
-[Audience Laughing]
你不认为我很能干
[Virginia ]
Well,you don’t think I’m capable.
我不觉得你很能干,不
[Marty]
I don’t thinkyou’re capable, no.
因为我向上帝发誓
我从来没有想过你是否能干
Because I swear to God, I never thought
about if you were capable or not.
是的,但你现在有,瞧?
[ Virginia ]
Yes, but nowyou will, see?
你现在会想
因为你那样认为,所以我就是那样的了
Nowyou’ll think about it, and because
you think about it, I’ll be it.
因为那是我想要的
我想要能干
Because that’s what I wanna be.
I wanna be capable.
好了,你是能干的!
[ Marty]
Okay, you’re capable!
你是能干的,可爱的,年轻的,完美的,伟大的,出众的
You’re capable and pretty andyoung and
wonderful and great and outstanding and –
还有我爱你!
[ Virginia ]
And I love you!
还有你爱我
[ Marty]
Andyou love me.
如果我对你生气
我会揍你,对吗?
And ifal get angry with you,
I punch you right in the nose. Is that right?
不,如果你生气了,你会克服它
No. if you get angry,
you get over it.
– 那是个恶心的主意
– 如果你沮丧,你会克服它
– I t’s a lousy idea.
– I fyou’re depressed, you get over it.
如果你自私
你90%的时候都是那样 玛蒂
I fyou’re selfish –
which you are, 90% of the time, Marty –
好了,你给我一个机会
well,you give me a chance.
好吧,生气——开心
沮丧——开心
All right, angry – happy.
Depressed – happy.
别的方式——开心
改变——开心
The otherway – happy.
Changing – happy.
杀害——开心
沮丧 生气——开心
Killing – happy.
Depressed, angry – happy.
所有的事都很开心 对吗?
那就是答案
Everything is happy, right?
That’s the answer.
– 这真是太美妙了
– 在我一生中听过的最烂的主意
– This is so brilliant.
– Worst idea I’ve ever heard in my entire life.
那很容易,你不要接受它
It’sjust so simple,you reject it.
我变老了
I’m getting older.
你能怎么样?
What do we do about that?
– 我真的想成为你的朋友
– 噢,这样,可我不想成为你的朋友
– I do want to be your friend.
– Yeah, well, I don’t want to be your friend.
噢,别这样
让我们做朋友吧 玛蒂
Oh, come on,
let’s be friends, Marty.
[Audience Chuckling]
不
No.
我肯定会是朋友的
Well, I sure would like to be friends.
来吧
Put ‘er there.
[Audience Laughing, Chuckling]
[ Both Laughing ]
好的,好的
Okay. Okay.
请站起来
Stand up, please.
– 想看一些让人愉快的事吗?
– 是的!
– Want to see something wonderful?
– Yes!
[Audience Laughing, Applauding]
嗯 你站在那边怎么样?
Uh, how about
ifyou stand over here?
好的
– All right.
– [Laughing Continues ]
好 那我就站在这边,好吗?
Okay, then I’m
standing over here, right?
– 现在,你能帮我个忙吗?
– 当然
– Now, could you do me a favor?
– Certainly.
你能伸出你的右脚吗?
Could you raise your right leg?
朝另一边
The otherway, please.
不 朝另一边
No. The otherway, please.
[ Laughing ]
不 认真点
No, seriously –
[Audience Laughs ]
我们将走向对方
We will walk to each other…
– 我们试着握手
– 好
– we will try to clasp hands…
– Yes?
然后我们抱住对方的脚
and we will grab each other’s leg
as we pass.
– 噢,那太棒了!
– 这是运动员的特技
– Oh, that’s wonderful!
– This is an athlete’s trick.
– 好的
– 而不是做 嘿 宝贝! 该死的!
– Okay.
– Instead of doing, “”Hey, baby! Damn!”
现在?
Now?
你决定 准备好了?
Wheneveryou say. Ready?
嘿 宝贝! 你说什么!
噢! 噢!
Hey, baby! What do you say!
Ohh! Ohh!
– [ Groans ]
– Yo! Yes! Ohh!
好的!
– [Audience Applauding]
– Okay!
走吧! 我们成功了!
Let’s go! Here we go!
[Applause Continues ]
[Applause Continues, Laughing]
[Audience Shouting, Hooting]
Bravo! Whoo!
Whoo!
Bravo!
[Applause Continues, Whistling ]
Bravo!
Bravo!
Bravo!
[Applause, Cheering Continue ]
[ Murm uri ng, Chattering ]
这次你真的做到了!
来 喝点咖啡
[ Kelly ] You really did it this time!
Here, have some coff ee.
戴维?
David?
曼尼
Ah, Manny.
[ Chattering, Laughing ]
太棒了! 太棒了!
[ David ]
Fantastic! Fantastic!
嘿 里奥 你好吗?
Hey, Leo, how areyou?
– 太棒了!
– 来点香槟吧!
– Fantastic!
– Have a little champagne!
– 我去拿点冰!
– 谢谢
-[Boy] I’ll take the ice!
– [ Woman ] Thank you very much.
– 请,请
– 谢谢
– Please, please.
– Thank you verymuch.
就是我想要的!
Just what I want!
[ Chattering, Laughing Continue ]
– 你喜欢吗?
– 太棒了!
-[Maurice ] Didyou love it?
– [Woman ] Wonderful!
-[All Cheering, Applauding]
– Bravo! Bravo!
Bravo! Bravo!
[ Kelly]
Aww!
Bravo! Bravo!
土司面包!
-[ Man ] Toast!
– [ Cheeri ng, Applause Continue ]
嗨! 你好吗? 是的
Hello! How are you? Yes.
你好吗? 噢!
How are you? Oh!
-只想说我非常崇拜它