上班一条虫（1999）

这真得不错
Wow!
Wow! This place is really… nice.
这真得不错
是么
Yeah. Is it?
这真得不错
是么
Yeah. Is it?
是的和 Chotchkie’s比!
Yeah, my God, compared to Chotchkie’s!
我也喜欢这个制♥服♥
I like the uniforms better, anyway.
我喜欢你们的
I like yours.
Ugh!
我们不在 Kansas了
“We’re not in Kansas anymore”.
是的
Yeah, really.
真 的 哈 哈
是的
Yeah, really.
真 的 哈 哈
他在 你的
It’s on your…
真 的 哈 哈
他在 你的
It’s on your…
Ohh! 是的， 那是
Ohh! Yeah. That’s… That’s, uh…
那是
Ohh! 是的， 那是
Ohh! Yeah. That’s… That’s, uh…
那是
那是我的一个装饰
– That’s one of my… my pieces of flair. – What’s a piece of flair?
那是
那是我的一个装饰
– That’s one of my… my pieces of flair. – What’s a piece of flair?
什么装饰？
Oh, it’s, uh, where, you know, like these suspenders…
Oh, 那是 你知道
什么装饰？
Oh, it’s, uh, where, you know, like these suspenders…
什么装饰？
Oh, it’s, uh, where, you know, like these suspenders…
象那些带子，扣子
and, uh, the buttons are all sort of…
我们必须穿的
We’re actually required to wear, um, 15 pieces of flair.
15个装饰
我们必须穿的
We’re actually required to wear, um, 15 pieces of flair.
15个装饰
很蠢的
It’s really stupid, actually.
15个装饰
很蠢的
It’s really stupid, actually.
你们自己挑么？
– Do you get to pick ’em yourself? – Yeah, yeah, we do.
是的
Although I didn’t actually choose these.
虽然我不是真的选
是的
Although I didn’t actually choose these.
是的
Although I didn’t actually choose these.
你知道 15个徽章
I just sort of grabbed, you know, 15 buttons and just…
我甚至不知道他们说什么 我不在意
I don’t even know what they say. You know, I don’t really care.
我不喜欢谈论我的制♥服♥
I don’t really like talking about my flair.
OK.
– Okay. – So…
你在什么地方工作？
– where do you, uh, work, Peter? – Initech.
lnitech.
And, yeah, what… what do you do there?
是的 你做什么？
lnitech.
And, yeah, what… what do you do there?
是的 你做什么？
我在一个小办公间
I sit in a cubicle…
更新银行的千年虫问题
and I update bank software for the 2000 switch.
那是什么
– What’s that? – Well, see, they wrote all this bank software…
他们编写银行软件
那是什么
– What’s that? – Well, see, they wrote all this bank software…
他们编写银行软件
为了省空间
and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four.
他们编写银行软件
为了省空间
and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four.
用2位代替4位
为了省空间
and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four.
用2位代替4位
比如用 98代替 1998.
So, like, 98 instead of 1998.
用2位代替4位
比如用 98代替 1998.
So, like, 98 instead of 1998.
我检查那些代码
Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh…
不错
It doesn’t really matter.
我不喜欢我的工作
I, uh… I don’t like my job, and, uh…
我不想干了
I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore.
你不想去了
– You’re just not gonna go? – Yeah.
是
– Won’t you get fired? – I don’t know.
你被解雇了么？
是
– Won’t you get fired? – I don’t know.
是
– Won’t you get fired? – I don’t know.
我不知道
But I really don’t like it and, uh, I’m not gonna go.
但是我真的不喜欢他 我不想去了.
我不知道
But I really don’t like it and, uh, I’m not gonna go.
但是我真的不喜欢他 我不想去了.
What, so you’re gonna quit?
但是我真的不喜欢他 我不想去了.
What, so you’re gonna quit?
你想辞职？
Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh… I’m just gonna stop going.
也不是
你想辞职？
Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh… I’m just gonna stop going.
你想辞职？
Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh… I’m just gonna stop going.
我正想停下来
你想辞职？
Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh… I’m just gonna stop going.
我正想停下来
什么
Uh, when did you decide all of that?
什么时间决定的？
什么
Uh, when did you decide all of that?
什么时间决定的？
1小时前
– About an hour ago. – Oh, really.
什么时间决定的？
1小时前
– About an hour ago. – Oh, really.
真的？ 是的
– Yeah. – About an hour ago.
1小时前
真的？ 是的
– Yeah. – About an hour ago.
真的？ 是的
– Yeah. – About an hour ago.
你要找新的工作？
So you’re gonna get another job?
我不想找新工作
I don’t think I’d like another job.
那你怎么处理帐单呢？
Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and…
你知道 我不喜欢付帐
You know, I’ve never really liked paying bills.
我不想去付帐
I don’t think I’m gonna do that, either.
Ahh…
Uh, well, so what do you wanna do?
那你想干什么？
Ahh…
Uh, well, so what do you wanna do?
那你想干什么？
我想和你吃饭
I wanna take you out to dinner…
那你想干什么？
我想和你吃饭
I wanna take you out to dinner…
然后回家看功夫片
and then I want to go back to my apartment and watch Kung Fu.
你看过功夫片么？
Do you ever watch Kung Fu?
我喜欢武术
– I love Kung Fu. – Channel 39.
39频道.
– Totally. – You should come over and watch Kung Fu tonight.
今晚你应该过来看功夫片
39频道.
– Totally. – You should come over and watch Kung Fu tonight.
今晚你应该过来看功夫片
好
– Okay. – Great.
今晚你应该过来看功夫片
好
– Okay. – Great.
好.我们点菜好么？
Okay. Can we order lunch first?
好的
– Yeah. – Okay.
Not working out.
BILL: 把订书机拿走
Took a stapler off my desk…
听起来不错 等下见
Anyway, sounds great, Bob. See you in a few.
Milton.发生什么事情了？
Hi, Milton. What’s happening?
没甚么
– I’m sorry? – Um, I’m going to have to ask you…
我想让你继续
to go ahead and move your desk again.
移♥动♥你的桌子 .
– Eh… What? No. – So, if you could go ahead…
如果你能继续挪到
移♥动♥你的桌子 .
– Eh… What? No. – So, if you could go ahead…
如果你能继续挪到
离墙尽量近
and get it as far back against that wall as possible…
如果你能继续挪到
离墙尽量近
and get it as far back against that wall as possible…
那最好了
– that would be great. – No, no, because I was…
不，因为我
– I was told I no longer… – That way, we’ll havesome room…
那样我们会有大点的空间 ..
不，因为我
– I was told I no longer… – That way, we’ll havesome room…
那样我们会有大点的空间 ..
放那些东西
for some of these boxes and things we need to put in here.
我们必须放在那
– There’s no room. – And, uh…
这就是
Oh. Oh, there it is.
这里 给我这个
– What? – Here, let me just go ahead and get that from you.
Great.
太好了
So if you could just get to that…
如果你快点
太好了
So if you could just get to that…
如果你快点
as soon as possible, that wouldbe terrific. Mm-kay?
如果你快点
as soon as possible, that wouldbe terrific. Mm-kay?
会更好 好么？
as soon as possible, that wouldbe terrific. Mm-kay?
会更好 好么？
很感谢 再见, Milton.
– Thanks a bunch, Milton. Good-bye. – But…
会更好 好么？