上班一条虫（1999）

– Okay. Great. Wow. – Thanks a lot.
-OK. 谢谢你
我希望那样
– Okay. Great. Wow. – Thanks a lot.
我希望那样
– Okay. Great. Wow. – Thanks a lot.
很好
我希望那样
– Okay. Great. Wow. – Thanks a lot.
很好
发生了什么事？ Peter
So, Peter, what’s happening?
听着
Listen, uh…
STAN: Joanna,你能来一下么
Joanna, would you come here a minute, please?
好
Yeah.
很抱歉我来晚了，我去吃饭了
I’m sorry I was late, but I was having lunch and I, uh…
我们要谈谈你的像章
We need to talk about your flair.
真的 我有15个
Really? I-I have 15 pieces on. I also…
我也
– Well, 15 is the minimum, okay? – Oh. Okay.
至少要15个
我也
– Well, 15 is the minimum, okay? – Oh. Okay.
我也
– Well, 15 is the minimum, okay? – Oh. Okay.
是
Now, you know, it’s up to you whether or not…
你知道
是
Now, you know, it’s up to you whether or not…
是
Now, you know, it’s up to you whether or not…
你只是最少的
you wanna just do the bare minimum or, uh…
象 Brian,…
Well, like Brian, for example, has 37 pieces of flair on today.
今天有37个
象 Brian,…
Well, like Brian, for example, has 37 pieces of flair on today.
今天有37个
和一个笑脸
– And a terrific smile. – Okay, so you want me to wear more?
今天有37个
和一个笑脸
– And a terrific smile. – Okay, so you want me to wear more?
你想让我多带些
和一个笑脸
– And a terrific smile. – Okay, so you want me to wear more?
你想让我多带些
看, Joanna…
– Look, Joanna… – Yeah?
是
People can get a cheeseburger anywhere, okay?
人们能方便的得到三明治 OK?
是
People can get a cheeseburger anywhere, okay?
人们能方便的得到三明治 OK?
他们去Chotchkie 因为他们有好的气氛和服务态度
They come to Chotchkie’s for the atmosphere and the attitude.
人们能方便的得到三明治 OK?
他们去Chotchkie 因为他们有好的气氛和服务态度
They come to Chotchkie’s for the atmosphere and the attitude.
这就是像章的作用
Okay? That’s what the flair’s about. It’s about fun.
有趣的 是的
Yeah. Okay, so more then, yeah?
OK,还有更多的
有趣的 是的
Yeah. Okay, so more then, yeah?
OK,还有更多的
你看 我们要你表达自己，好么？
Look, we want you to express yourself. Okay?
如果你认为最多15个
Now, if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then okay.
但是有人带的更多
But some people choose to wear more and we encourage that. Okay?
我们鼓励这个
但是有人带的更多
But some people choose to wear more and we encourage that. Okay?
我们鼓励这个
你是喜欢表达自己 是不是
You do wanna express yourself, don’t you?
是
– Y-Yeah. – Okay, great, great.
好 这就是我想问的
That’s all I ask.
好的
Okay.
好 这里还有另外3个人
Right, so there’s three more people we can easily lose.
我们不需要他们
好 这里还有另外3个人
Right, so there’s three more people we can easily lose.
我们不需要他们
那个 Tom Smykowski.
And then there’s Tom Smykowski.
我们不需要他们
那个 Tom Smykowski.
And then there’s Tom Smykowski.
没甚么用
He’s useless.
走了
– Gone. – Sounds good to me.
不错
Here’s a peculiar… Uh’ Milton Waddams.
这里还有个特别的
不错
Here’s a peculiar… Uh’ Milton Waddams.
不错
Here’s a peculiar… Uh’ Milton Waddams.
Milton Waddams. 他是谁
– Who’s he? – You know, squirrely-looking guy.
那个古怪的家伙 总是自言自语
– Mumbles a lot. – Oh, yeah.
是的
Yeah, we… we can’t actually find a record of him being a current employee here.
我们能很容易的找到他的记录
是的
Yeah, we… we can’t actually find a record of him being a current employee here.
是的
Yeah, we… we can’t actually find a record of him being a current employee here.
他是个正在这工作的员工
是的
Yeah, we… we can’t actually find a record of him being a current employee here.
他是个正在这工作的员工
我研究了一下
I looked into it more deeply, and I found that apparently what happened…
他是个正在这工作的员工
我研究了一下
I looked into it more deeply, and I found that apparently what happened…
发现了一些问题
我研究了一下
I looked into it more deeply, and I found that apparently what happened…
发现了一些问题
他5年前已经被解雇了
is that he was laid off five years ago, and no one ever told him about it.
发现了一些问题
他5年前已经被解雇了
is that he was laid off five years ago, and no one ever told him about it.
但是没有人告诉他
But through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.
因为财务部的疏忽
但是没有人告诉他
But through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.
但是没有人告诉他
But through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.
他还在领薪水
So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch.
所以我们要解决这个问题
他还在领薪水
So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch.
所以我们要解决这个问题
好
– Great. – So, uh, Milton has been let go.
所以我们要解决这个问题
好
– Great. – So, uh, Milton has been let go.
Milton被解雇了？
Well, just a second there, professor.
等一下 教授
We, uh… We fixed the glitch…
我们已经堵上了这个漏洞
等一下 教授
We, uh… We fixed the glitch…
我们已经堵上了这个漏洞
他不会再受到薪水
so he won’t be receiving a paycheck anymore…
我们已经堵上了这个漏洞
他不会再受到薪水
so he won’t be receiving a paycheck anymore…
这是很自然的事
so it’ll just work itself out naturally.
我们尽量避免面对面的摩擦
We always like to avoid confrontation whenever possible.
这个问题被很好的解决了
The problem is solved from your end.
Um, I’d like to move us right along to a Peter Gibbons.
下面我们谈谈 Peter Gibbons.
Um, I’d like to move us right along to a Peter Gibbons.
下面我们谈谈 Peter Gibbons.
我们有机会见见这个年轻人 ..
Now, we had a chance to meet this young man…
下面我们谈谈 Peter Gibbons.
我们有机会见见这个年轻人 ..
Now, we had a chance to meet this young man…
他是个人才
and, boy, that’s just a straight shooter…
这上面写了很多关于他的
with upper management written all over him.
每个都是
Ooh.
是的
Yeah. Um…
我要
I’m going to have to go ahead and sort of disagree with you there.
给你个不同的观点
我要
I’m going to have to go ahead and sort of disagree with you there.
给你个不同的观点
是的 他最近很怪
Yeah, uh, he’s been real flaky lately…
给你个不同的观点
是的 他最近很怪
Yeah, uh, he’s been real flaky lately…
我怀疑他的才干
and I’m just not sure that he’s the caliber person…
我们要看看上面的材料 .
that we would want for upper management.
他也有些问题
He’s also been having some problems with his T.P.S. reports.
关于他的 T.P.S.报告
他也有些问题
He’s also been having some problems with his T.P.S. reports.
关于他的 T.P.S.报告
我能对付
I’ll handle this.
我们感觉
We feel…
这不是 Peter的错.
that the problem isn’t with Peter.
Mm-mmm.
Mm-mmm.
这是因为你没给他更多的压力
It’s that you haven’t challenged him enough to get him really motivated.
让他没有动力
There it is.
是的
让他没有动力
There it is.
让他没有动力
There it is.
哦
Yeah, uh, well…
我现在还不能确定
I’m just not sure about that right now.
好罢 Bill, 我问你个小问题
Yeah, Bill, let me ask you a real quick question here.
你每周工作多长时间
How much time would you say you spend each week…
来做T.P.S.报告?
dealing with these T.P.S. reports?
是…
Yeah.
? Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta ?
? Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta ?
? A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right ?
? A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his mouth ?
? ‘Cause real gangsta-ass niggas don’t start fights ?
? And niggas always gotta high cap ?
? Showin’ all his boys how he shot ’em ?
? But real gangsta-ass niggas don’t flex nuts ?
? ‘Cause real gangsta-ass niggas know they got ’em ?
? And everything’s cool in the mind of a gangsta ?
? ‘Cause gangsta-ass niggas think deep ?