我的第一先生（2001）

是,好的,
If you have any questions, I’ll be out front.
如果你有问题的话
One question. Do I get the job?
是,还有一个问题
Well, we’re trying it out.
你要我了 试试
What is your cat’s name?
你的猫叫什么名字
Black.
布莱克,
Of course.
当然
He touched my tit.
他摸了我的奶♥子♥
I ran into Betty Lewis over at the rite aid today.
我今天遇见了贝蒂
Honey. And I have to tell you
亲爱的 我必须告诉你
I liked it so much better when it was Thrifty’s.
我非常喜欢这个
They’ve rearranged the whole place in the most excuse me, honey
我是说,他们重新排列了 整个地方抱歉,亲爱的
inappropriate manner.
不适当的风格
Actually, I have been thinking
没错,我一直在想
of speaking to the management about it.
说一下管理方式
What do you think, Bob?
你怎么认为,鲍勃
About what?
认为什么
Honey, at the rite aid.
亲爱的,在援助会上
Please, Bob, the situation.
拜托,宝贝,情况是
Grandma’s here.
嘘,外婆在这里
Please.
拜托,
Bob, please.
鲍勃,拜托
Jenny, that’s not funny. Your grandma’s dead.
詹妮,那没有趣,你外婆已经死了
She’s allowed to visit.
她是允许来这里的,
I don’t want this.
我不想这样
I do not want this.
我不想这样,
I don’t like it, Bob.
我不喜欢,鲍勃
I really don’t like it.
我真的不喜欢,
Please. Honey.
拜托,亲爱的
What’s the matter with you?
你是怎么啦
You know how sensitive your mother is about your grandmother.
你知道你妈妈对你外婆有多敏感吗
Why would you do something like that?
你为何要做那样的事情呢
One last time, the sweaters are four steps
最后一次,毛衣成了4块
each arm first.
每个手臂先
By the way, the shirts are nine steps
衬衫变成了9块,
but we’ll get to that after you’re comfortable with the sweaters.
但我们会在你穿那些毛衣舒服之后
Fold the body in and up
把已经折叠好了的毛衣
and it’s folded.
又重新叠起来
You’re beyond anal. It’s important to be organized.
你在边上,认识那个很重要
Number one on my list.
我的格言第一条是：
Number one on my list is “don’t mock me.”
“别嘲笑我”
Number two on my list is “remember to stay back here, please.”
第二条是：“记住,请退后点”
There’s a man who really knows how to live.
这个人很会享受
That is a man set in his ways.
挺会安排他的生活
Please don’t make him this semester’s science project.
拜托你别让他重新制订这个季度的计划
Get in the back before he sees you.
在他看到你之前回来
Can I help you with anything?
有什么需要我帮忙的吗
Is there something I can help you with?
这就是我能帮你的吗
No, just looking.
不,只是看看
That’s the finest material in the store.
很好,这是店里最好的布料
I’m not a mugger. I work here.
我不是客人,我在这里上班
Why else would I be in this nice clothing store?
为何我要到这间好的服装店里
Oh, your eyes are that blue.
哦,你的眼睛蓝了
Oh, my god, there’s this suit here
哦,天哪,这里有套衣服
that has this slight blue tinge running through it.
有一点蓝
It would be totally groovy with your eyes.
配你的眼睛很帅
Groovy? Groovy’s back.
“帅” 哦,帅的在后面
Check it out, man.
检查一下,老兄
What do you think? Very nice.
你怎么认为呢 很好
You have the yellow shirt and you have the tie.
你穿上这条黄色的衬衫配上
It’s nice.
很好,很好
Oh, my god. Funky stuff. It is nice.
哦,天哪.布料不错
Next time, ask first.
下次先问,
Yes, sir.
是,先生
If you’re not gonna stay in the back, which clearly you’re not
听着,如果你不想呆在后面, 那很明显你不能
it’s clean and spick and span.
不,这里很干净,我很喜欢
There’s nothing more I can do, sir.
我做不好别的事,先生,好吗
You may think you know how to do this, but for every suit you sell
你或许认为你知道该怎么做, 但是每套卖♥♥的衣服你都必须非常了解
you’re gonna send 30 customers running out of this store screaming.
你会令30位顾客捧腹大笑的
If you wanna sell, you have to look the part.
如果你下出♥售♥的话, 你必须打扮一下自己
Dress me.
打扮自己
The last time I had this much weird fun
最后一次让我觉得很好笑是
was with the fire engine red crayon.
被消防车的管子捅
I look like a republican.
我看起来像个共和党人
You’re no republican.
你不是共和党人
Thanks for being so cooperative.
谢谢你的合作
Thank you very much for the clothes.
谢谢你的衣服,谢谢
I’ll pay you back. I’m not worried about it.
我会还钱给你的。 我不担心这个
Good night. Good night.
晚安 晚安
Thank you.
谢谢
Are you all right?
你没事吧
Are you okay?
你没事吧
Yeah.
没事
Need a ride home?
要送你回家吗
Sure.
好的
You don’t have a car?
你没有车吗
It didn’t start this morning.
今天早上启动不了
Are you thirsty?
你渴吗
No, not really.
不,不是很渴
You bought me clothes. I’ll buy you a cup of coffee.
你卖♥♥给我衣服, 我卖♥♥杯咖啡给你喝
It’s all right.
好吧
Come on. We can talk about my big promotion, boss man.
来吧,我们可以谈谈我的大提升,老板
Actually, it’s almost 9:00.
差不多9点了
9:00. So?
9点
Well, I’m usually home by 9:00.
通常我9点回家
What happens at 9:00?
9点干什么
I turn into the same person I am.
变回原来的我
Go ahead.
进去吧
Excuse me.
抱歉
This is your hang, huh?
这是你的吗
Yeah.
是
Never would have guessed.
我从未成功过
You should get a spider coffee with whipped cream.
你应该喝杯咖啡加生奶油
It’s really good.
真的很好
Hey, J, what’s up?
J,你好吗 嘿
What’ll it be? Can we get two number sevens?
给我们来两份7号♥,好吗 你知道什么
Actually, you know what? I just want a sanka.
我只想要份桑喀“桑喀”
Anything decaffeinated.
不要咖♥啡♥因♥的好的
Aren’t you looking backwards?
你不看后面吗
Life looks better that way.
生命那样看起来更好些
So are your parents divorced?
你父母离开了吗
Very fuckin’ divorced.
没错离了
Any brothers or sisters?
有兄弟姐妹吗
Just my cat.
没有,只有一只猫
You have a copy of the bell jar by your bed?
你有个盖子印在床上吗
Yeah.
是
Earlier tonight when I was taking the trash out in the back
晚上一早,我就把它背在我的后面
I lifted the lid of the dumpster
我把这盖子打开
and I get hit in the head with this paper airplane.
我的头被这纸飞机撞了
I read it. I’m sorry. I didn’t know it wasn’t meant for me.
我看了.抱歉.我不知道这不是我的
Is this a suicide note?
这是自杀笔记吗
Yeah.
是的
Don’t worry, boss man. It’s not for now.
别担心.现在我不会了
The sopranos are on hiatus. I wanna see if they kill each other.
那些女高音.我想看看 她们是否会彼此自杀
That’s good to know.
知道的很好
Otherwise I would keep you on at the store on a temporary basis.
另外,我要让你在店里多呆会
That’s funny.
那很有趣
You should do that more often.
我是说你经常要这样
Do what more often? Joke around?
经常 到处玩笑吗
I don’t think so.
我不这样认为
People might get the wrong idea.