现在是生命的真谛
Now here’s the meaning of life.
布吉，谢谢你
Thank you, Brigitte.
Well, it’s nothing very special.
没什么特别的
尽量对别人好，别吃太多脂肪
“Try and be nice to people. Avoid eating fat.
“Read a good book every now and then. Get some walking in,
时常看书和散步
和不同教义与国籍的人和平相处
“and try and live together in peace and harmony
“with people of all creeds and nations.”
And finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises,
最后是一些免费的阳♥具♥照片
主要用意是困扰监察机构 希望能引起争论
to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy,
如此一来 就可以把录影带事业挤掉 而重回电影事业
which is the only way these days to get the jaded video-sated public
off their fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema.
家庭娱乐！胡说八道 他们只想看…
Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth.
在销♥售♥塑胶餐具的派对中 大家用电锯互相厮杀
People doing things to each other
with chainsaws during Tupperware parties,
保姆被同性恋的总统后选人用毛线针♥刺♥死
baby-sitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates,
义警把鸡勒死
vigilante groups strangling chickens,
armed bands of theater critics exterminating mutant goats.
武装的戏剧评论家消灭了变种山羊
Where’s the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are.
哪里有好玩的影片？喔，好吧！
以下是本片主题曲，晚安
Here’s the theme music. Good night.
Just remember that you’re standing on a planet
That’s evolving and revolving at 900 miles an hour
It’s orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it’s reckoned
A sun that is the source of all our power
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm at 40,000 miles an hour
Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars
It’s a hundred thousand light years side to side
It bulges in the middle 16,000 light years thick
But out by us, it’s just 3,000 light years wide
We’re 30,000 light years from galactic central point
We go round every 200 million years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go at the speed of light, you know
Twelve million miles a minute and that’s the fastest speed there is
So remember when you’re feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space
‘Cause there’s bugger all down here on Earth
“制片人对所有参加演出的鱼儿致谢”
“希望其他鱼类能向他们学习”
“从此以后所有鱼类和平共存”
“把差异放在一边 不再互相攻击和残食”
“希望鱼类以及喜欢它们的生物 前途更加光明”
