孙悟空

兵荒马乱五百年来没改变过　
花果山下满天的烽火
人类累不累啊还在你争我夺　
西天取经回来后　有没有人有读过

师父每年都会寄卡片来问候　
五百张了算多不算多
看到卡片我都想起那段奋斗　
金箍棒那么神勇　
现在只能掏掏耳朵

齐天大圣是我　谁能奈何了我
但是我却依然　不小心败给了寂寞

如果要让我活　让我有希望的活
我从不怕爱错　就怕没爱过
如果能有一天　再一次重返光荣
记得找我　我的好朋友

听说悟净已经植发治好秃头　
有了论及婚嫁的女友
八戒这个猪头手机老是不通　
好色本性多隽永　
好像时间从来没走

西天取完了经　东边应该还有
伙伴们好不好　让我们再拯救地球

如果要让我活　让我有希望的活
我从不怕爱错　就怕没爱过
如果能有一天　再一次重返光荣
记得找我　我的好朋友

如果要让我活　请给我快乐苦痛
我从不怕爱错　就怕没爱过
如果能有一天　再一次重返光荣
记得找我　我的好朋友

如果要让我活　让我有希望的活
我从不怕爱错　就怕没爱过
如果能有一天　再一次重返光荣
记得找我　我的好朋友
记得找我　我的好朋友

Sun Wukong

Society is constantly in war and upheaval, in 500 years this hasn’t ever changed;
at the base of Huaguo (Flower and Fruit) mountain the sky is filled with beacons of fire
Isn’t humankind tired, still you and I face wars and sieges;
After returning from our journey West to retrieve the scriptures, I wonder if anyone ever actually read them

The Monk sends me a card every year asking how I’ve been doing;
I’m not sure if 500 cards counts as a lot
When I look at those cards I remember that time of battling and strife,
The golden rod that was once so almighty, is now reduced to a stick for digging at ears

I am the great sage, no one can mess with me
But I was not careful and I’ve been defeated by loneliness

If I’ve got to live, let me live with hope
I’ve never feared loving the wrong person, but I am afraid of never having loved at all
If one day you can return to seek glory once more
Remember to come find me, my good friend

I hear Wu-Jing has already grown enough hair to remedy his bald head,
and has touched upon the idea of marriage with his girlfriend
Ba-Jie, that pig, his cell phone’s never on, with his lascivious nature dominating his life,
it’s as though time hasn’t passed at all for him

The journey to the west is complete and those scriptures acquired, but the East really ought to have some that still need to be found…
My compatriots, what do you think, let’s go and save the world again

If I’ve got to live, let me live with hope
I’ve never feared loving the wrong person, but I am afraid of never having loved at all
If one day you can return to seek glory once more
Remember to come find me, my good friend

If I’ve got to live, give me both joy and suffering
I’ve never feared loving the wrong person, but I am afraid of never having loved at all
If one day you can return to seek glory once more
Remember to come find me, my good friend

If I’ve got to live, let me live with hope
I’ve never feared loving the wrong person, but I am afraid of never having loved at all
If one day you can return to seek glory once more
Remember to come find me, my good friend
Remember to come find me, my good friend

Submitted by xuen97