月亮上的男人（1999）

Or we could skip the meal and go right to the “montage a trois.”
你和另外的女人在一起吗?
Have you ever been with another woman?
象厨房♥的炊事员
Well, like, in the kitchen and stuff, yeah.
来,给你,这有用
Okay, hey, here. This’ll help.
Ah!
– 好啊 – 来 ,把这戴在脸上
– Okay. – Here. Put that on your face.
– 好 – 好了
– Yeah. – There you go.
– 嗨 – 现在你们分辨不出来了吧。
– Hi. – Now you can’t even tell the difference.
我们可以把这所有的加在汤里
Well, we could put all of this together in a soup.
可以假称为上等的腰肉牛排,安迪
Then we could pretend it’s a porterhouse steak, Andy.
我不是安迪
I am not Andy.
安迪病了
Andy is sick.
脆弱
Chick, pick, wick, lick!
不强壮
Dick!
反之我是越来越壮了
Whereas I am getting stronger and stronger.
– 嗨,安迪 – 嗨
– Hi, Andy. – Hey.
嗨
Hey.
想摔交吗?
You wanna wrestle?
鲍勃和我…
Bob and I…
提出了…
came up…
一个…
with a…
关于电视节目的想法
an idea for a TV show.
把它变成星期天早上的节目…
It’ll be a Saturday morning kind of thing…
我可以跟小孩在那玩
where I can goof off with the kids.
是的
Yeah.
我们可以出♥售♥,安迪
We can sell that, Andy.
医生说…
Did your doctor say it’s okay…
可以回去工作吗?
to go back to work?
没有,但他会的
No, but he will.
Yeah.
因为…
‘Cause…
我要去菲律宾
I’m going to the Philippines.
菲律宾? 去菲律宾干什么?
The Philippines? What’s in the Philippines?
创造奇迹
A miracle.
我们见面后再说…
I just want to say, until we meet again…
请记住-
please remember…
In this friendly friendly world
With each day so full of joy
Why should any heart
Be lonely
In this friendly friendly world
With each night so full of dreams
Why should any heart
Be afraid
这是个友好的世界
Yep, it’s a friendly world.
我们应该象兄弟姐妹
We should all treat each other like brothers and sisters.
那么每个人 握住你旁边人的手…
So everybody put your arm around the person sitting next to you…
跟着音乐的节奏摇摆
and sway back and forth in rhythm to the music.
开始,各位
Come on. Everybody.
即使你不喜欢你旁边的人, 也没关系?
Even if you don’t like the person sitting next to you. Okay?
当我说“好了” 你们跟着说“好了”行吗?
When I say “okay,” you say “Okay!” Okay?
行
Okay.
– 好了 – 好了
– Okay. – Okay.
– 好了 – 好了
– Okay. – Okay.
好了
Okay.
大家都唱 “世界是个美丽的地方”
Everybody sing, “The world is such a wonderful place.”
– The world is such a wonderful place
To wander through
跟着节奏
Follow the bouncing ball.
When you’ve got someone you love
To wander along with you
天空布满了星星
With the sky so full of stars.
With the sky so full of stars
江河唱着歌♥
And the river so full of song. River so full of song
Every heart should be
So thankful
谢谢这个友好的世界
Thankful for this friendly, friendly world.
Thankful for this friendly, friendly
World
谢谢你们…
Thank you…
谢谢这个友好的世界
for this friendly, friendly world.
谢谢你们…
Thank you…
再见
and good-bye.
安迪
Andy! Ohh!
安迪
… Andy!
安迪,安迪
Andy! Andy!
安迪?今晚你们想见安迪吗?
Andy? You guys wanna see Andy tonight?
– 有人有手电简和铁铲吗?
– Anybody got a flashlight and a couple of shovels?
好,各位,我们来洁理脏东西
Okay, guys, let’s do our dirt!
First I was afraid
I was putrefied
Kept thinkin’ I could never live
Without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights
A-thinkin’ how you did me wrong
– And I grew strong Mid-tempo Disco]
And I learned to get along
And now I’m back
From outer space
I just walked in to find you here
With that sad look upon your face
I should’ve changed that stupid lock
I should’ve asked you for the key
If I’d have known for just one second
You’d be back to bother me
Go on now, go Walk out the door
Don’t turn around now
You’re not welcome anymore
Weren’t you the one that tried to hurt me with “good-bye”
Did you think I’d crumble
Did you think I’d lay down and die
Oh, no, not I I will “sur-vivvy”
As long as I know how to love
I know I’ll stay “aleeve”
I’ve got all my life to live I’ve got all my love to give
I will “sur-veev”
I will “sur-veev”
I will “sur- veev”
I
Will
“Sur-veev”
我会活着！我会活着！ 我会活着！
I will survive! I will survive! I will survive!
我会活着 我会活着
I will survive! I will survive!
我会活着！
I will survive!
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Andy Kaufman and the wrestling match
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Monopoly, Twenty-one Checkers and Chess
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mr. Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now, Andy, did you hear about this one
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis
Hey, baby
Are we losing touch
If you believed
They put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believe
There ‘s nothing up his sleeve
– Then nothing is cool – Nothing
If you believed
They put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believe
There ‘s nothing up his sleeve
– Then nothing is cool – Nothing
If you believed
They put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believe
There ‘s nothing up his sleeve
– Then nothing is cool – Nothing
I watch the stars fall silent
From your eyes
All the sights that I have seen
I can’t believe that I believed
I wish that you could see
There’s a new planet in the solar system
There is nothing up my sleeve
I’m pushin’ an elephant up the stairs
I’m tossin’ up punch lines that were never there
Over my shoulder a piano falls
Crashing to the ground
I’m breaking through I’m bending spoons
I’m keepin’ flowers in full bloom
I’m looking for answers from the great beyond
I want the hummingbirds
The dancing bears
Sweetest dreams of you
And look into the stars
And look into the moon
I’m pushing an elephant up the stairs
I’m tossing up punch lines that were never there
Over my shoulder a piano falls
Crashing to the ground
I’m breaking through I’m bending spoons
I’m keeping flowers in full bloom
I’m looking for answers from the great beyond
I’m breaking through I’m bending spoons
I’m keeping flowers in full bloom
I’m looking for answers from the great
Answers from the great
Answers
I’m breaking through I’m bending spoons
I’m keeping flowers in full bloom
I’m looking for answers from the great beyond
I’m breaking through I’m bending spoons
I’m keeping flowers in full bloom
I’m looking for answers from the great
Answers from the great
Answers
Well, it ‘s time
To say
Good-bye
It’s been good
Having you
So near
Although I’ve got to leave
It ‘s the end
I’ll always be stayin’
Right here
So, all my friends good-bye
It’s just about that time
Wish that I could do
Just one more song For you
再见,各位,晚安
Good-bye, everybody! Thank you! Good night!
晚安
Good night!
晚安
Okay! Great! Good night!