我回地球 不是为了听闪电侠说咖啡杯的
How can Brainiac capture entire civilizations?
脑怪要如何把整个星球抓起来呢
Two words. Shrink ray.
四个字 缩小光线
Actually, shrink-ray is a single hyphenated word, but I’ll let that pass.
实际上 那是一个词 不过我不会计较这个
Shrink-ray.
缩小光线
That would be a great way to save storage space!
省地方的好办法
You could just shrink your Christmas decorations when you didn’t need…
用不着的时候 可以缩小圣诞装饰物
All right, team, this is a class one threat so I want you to…
好了 各位 这是个头号♥威胁 我希望你们…
All right, enough talk…
好了 不必说了
I’m not afraid of this overgrown calculator with attitude.
我才不怕这个成长过度的自大的计算机
Lantern, we all know you are fearless. Just wait until…
绿灯侠 我们都知道你无所畏惧 不过请等到…
At least I can make a plan for the rest…
至少我可以给其他人制定计划…
So, that’s what that feels like.
就是那种感觉
Two millimeters backward.
往后2毫米
Ah, there!
就这样
Now, all the jars are once again even.
所有的瓶子又一样齐了
Perfect!
完美
What’s this?
这是什么
The Earth data file appears to have a firewall defense.
地球的资料显示有防火墙
Activating malware.
启动恶意程序
Please identify yourselves by name.
请报上姓名
I prefer to defeat you in alphabetical order.
我要按名字先后把你们干掉
The Justice League will not be filed, stamped, indexed, cataloged, or collected.
正义联盟是不会被归档 盖戳 索引 分类或收藏的
Then, you will be deleted.
那你就会被删除
Control, alt, destroy.
控制 换挡 消灭
Missiles! If you think I’m gonna turn chicken because of a bunch of…
导弹 你要是以为几发这玩意我就会害怕…
Missiles that fire laser beams?
有火光激光束的导弹
Nope, still not afraid.
不 还是不怕
Glad I polished these bracelets.
还好我把手镯都擦亮了
Incoming!
进入
Check out my spinning laser attack!
看我的旋转激光攻击
Oh, yeah? Well, check out my, taking-care-of-these-missiles attack.
那看我的”小心这些导弹”攻击
I’m still working on the name.
名字我还没想好
You keep working on that, Flash.
继续想吧 闪电侠
In the meantime, I’ll show you how to put the bite on these bombs.
与此同时 我来告诉你该怎么啃这些炸♥弹♥
See what I did there?
看见没
Ugh, boys. Always fighting.
男孩总是争来争去的
Perhaps we can solve this peacefully.
也许我们可以平静地解决问题
Hey!
嘿
Okay, you asked for it, buddy.
好吧 你自找的 兄弟
You gave him a black eye!
你赏了他一个黑眼圈
Probably, should have slipped into that jetpack.
也许应该穿上喷射推进器
Don’t worry, Flash. I’ll get you back in the fight.
别急 闪电侠 我送你回去战斗
Oh, no.
哦 不
Wonder Woman, check out the mustache.
神奇女侠 看那个胡子
Flash! Look at you. You are quite the go-getter.
闪电侠 你啊 真上进
And don’t forget, I magnetized your space boots.
别忘了 我磁化了你的宇宙靴
Hey, hey, now my boots will match my magnetic personality.
我的靴子和我本人一样具有吸引力了
Hey, Brainiac, get a load of this.
脑怪 看这个
Here’s something that will really turn your head.
这下你的头真的会转过来了
Too easy.
轻而易举
Destroying my peripherals is not part of the program.
毁掉自己的飞船不在程序之内
Error, error!
错误 错误
Recalculating.
重新计算
Units of Earth…
地球人
I have selected your planet for permanent back-up in my archives.
你们的星球被我选中 要做我档案中永久的备份
Prepare to be downsized.
等着变小吧
Activating shrink-ray.
启动缩小光线
Everyone, stand back, I’ve got this.
各位后退 我来
My shrink-ray! You broke it!
我的缩小光线 你毁了它
Nothing like soaking up some rays from old Mr. Sunshine to charge up my powers.
吸收太阳光能让我精神焕发
The Earth doesn’t want or need your type of saving.
地球不想也不需要你那个储存的方法
It is under the protection of the Justice League.
它有正义联盟守护
Accessing Justice League.
访问正义联盟
Super speed, super circuits, super warrior, super jewelry.
超级速度 超级回路 超级战士 超级宝石
And this one has no powers?
这家伙没超能力
Well, he won’t be a problem.
他不在话下
Super alien?
超级外星人
Ah, greetings Kryptonian, you are mis-assigned to an incorrect planet.
氪星人你好啊 你不该是这个星球的人
You will be re-cataloged.
要把你重新分类
Don’t count on it.
话别说太满
I think he’s had enough, Superman.
他已经罪有应得了 超人
You don’t wanna really hurt him.
你不是真要伤他吧
No, of course not.
当然不会
Recalculating, recalculating…
重新计算
Well, that should do it.
这样就行了
Sometimes I forget how much power I absorb from the Sun.
有时候我会忘记 我吸收了太阳很多能量这事
Brainiac has regained control, but is retreating.
脑怪已经恢复控制了 不过撤退了
Yes!
很好
All right! Yes! All right! Great job! Yeah!
很好 太好了 漂亮
Bye-bye, Lame-iac, or should I call you Run-away-niac?
拜拜 没用的什么怪 不然叫你逃跑怪
I hate to break up the party, but we only have so much oxygen
我不想毁气氛 可是氧气不多
and Flash tends to burn through it every time he starts talking!
而闪电侠每次说话都在消耗它
Hmm, not every time.
不是每次啦
It seems that I…
看来我好像
Miscalculated the power level of the Justice League units.
低估了正义联盟的水准
Calculating to the nth degree, there is a 92% probability
最大程度上进行计算 有92%的可能性
of this Justice League preventing my acquisition of planet Earth.
正义联盟会妨碍我得到地球
Amending plan…
修正计划
Return to Brainiac Prime for required repair and upgrade.
回到脑怪基地对飞船进行修复和升级
Brainiac 1.1. I ascertain that you are back.
脑怪1.1 我探知你回来了
Clearly, 1.4…
当然 1.4
My vessel sustained damage in an altercation with super-powered beings.
在和一群有超能力的人的较量中 我的飞船遭到了破坏
See that she is repaired!
务必修好它
And it could do with a coat of wax.
可以再上一层蜡
Understood, Brainiac 1.1. It will be done.
明白 脑怪1.1 会修好的
Acknowledged, Brainiac 1.4.
脑怪1.4 收到
And, Brainiac?
脑怪
Yes, Brainiac?
什么事 脑怪
Two coats.
上两层
Don’t skimp like last time.
不要像上次一样糊弄了事
“Don’t skimp like last time.”
“不要像上次一样糊弄了事”
Well, if isn’t the mighty Brainiac 1.1?
这不是最强的脑怪1.1吗
Brainiac 1.2, Brainiac 1.3, nice to see you!
脑怪1.2 脑怪1.3 幸会
It appears your vessel has been upgraded with a mustache.
你的飞船上多了个胡子 被升级了啊
And downgraded with a black eye!
又多了个黑眼圈被降级了
Even the shrink-ray is inoperative.
连缩小光线都不起作用
Nothing that I can’t handle!
没什么是我解决不了的
However, I shall require
然后 我要用
the premium Brainiac vessel with all the extras.
配件一应俱齐的脑怪高级飞船
Although, it lacks a shrink-ray, the premium vessel is exceptional!
虽然它没有缩小光线 可高级飞船是无可比拟的
How come you get to use the premium vessel?
为什么你能用高级飞船
Because, Brainiac 1.3, 1.2,
因为 脑怪1.3 脑怪1.2
I am Brainiac 1.1!
我是脑怪1.1
I will return to Earth and begin the cataloging process.
我要回到地球 开始进行分类工作
You will deliver my original vehicle to me as soon as it is repaired.
我的船一修好 你们就给我送过来
You’re number one for now, but soon, I’ll be number one.
你现在是第一 可是很快我就是第一了
You’re number two for now, but soon, I’ll be number two.
你现在是第二 可是很快我就是第二了
That Brainiac is a jerk.
那个脑怪就是渣渣
Did you see the way Superman threw that thing?
看到超人是怎么把那玩意扔出去的没
Put some serious spin on it.
快速的旋转
My boy could pitch for the Majors!
他都能去职棒比赛投球了
But I would never do that because it wouldn’t be fair.
可我才不会去呢 那太不公平了
Anyway, I couldn’t have done it without the help of my closest friends.
话说回来 没有好朋友的帮忙 我也孤掌难鸣
Oh, and also my work colleagues.
还有同事的帮忙
Don’t mind Bat, Superman.
不用介意蝙蝠侠 超人
He’s probably thinking up sneaky new ways to destroy you with Kryptonite
他也许在想什么新鬼点子 好用氪星石消灭你
or defeat the rest of us in battle.
或者怎么在战争中干掉我们
Even though we just saved the planet for, like, the millionth time this week.
尽管我们这个礼拜 第一百万次地拯救了地球
Actually, Green Lantern,
实际上 绿灯侠
I was thinking that we need to figure out the trajectory of Brainiac’s retreat.
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