祝你好运，里奥·格兰德（2022）

Artillery.
弄大炮的
Mm, oh, the big guns.
嗯 好吧 还不如在坦克里呢
Yeah, well, might as well go all in.
如果我是军人 我也想要弄大炮
If I was in the army, I’d want big guns too.
你经常见到他吗 -没有
Do you see him? -Not much.
想他吗
Miss him?
当然
Of course.
我爱他
I love him.
他不 他不知道这一切吧
And he doesn’t… He doesn’t know about all this?
不知道
No.
他不知道
No.
他以为我在石油钻塔工作
He thinks I work at the oil rig.
嗯
Uh-huh.
不知道他信不信
Not sure he believes it.
你们关系不好吗
So, you’re not close?
要我给你加满吗
Can I top you up?
是的 谢了
Yes… please.
谢谢
Thank you.
我不用了 否则我就不会那么享受了
Not for me. Or I won’t enjoy myself as much.
你想玩游戏吗
You wanna play a game?
比如角色扮演
Like roleplay.
我们可以在游戏中加入口♥交♥ 也许会有帮助
We could work the blow job into the game, it might help.
老师和学生怎么样
How about teacher and student?
我们可以上宗教教育课
We could have an RE lesson.
就像《伊甸园》那样
[注 海明威的小说]
Like the Garden of Eden…
讲诉人性的堕落
the fall of man…
来吧 老师
Come on, Miss.
教我什么是原罪
Teach me about original sin.
你知道 我今天表现很糟糕 老师
You know, I’ve been very bad today, Miss.
下课后你可能得把我留下
You might have to keep me behind after class.
你不能再穿紧身裙了 因为我
You have to stop wearing those tight skirts because I…
我没法专心读《圣经》
I can’t concentrate on my Bible.
还有 呃 当你趴在我桌子上的时候
And, er, when you lean down over my desk
我能看到你的内衣
I can see right down your blouse.
昨晚在我床上 我
And last night in my bed, I–
好了 别说了 -但是 老师
OK, stop it. -But, Miss…
不我们不该这么做 -不 我知道 老师 但是
No, we shouldn’t be doing this. -No, I know, Miss, but…
不 不 安全词 安全词 安全词
No, no! Safe word, safe word, safe word.
什么 -安全词
What? -Safe word.
我们没有安全词
We don’t have a safe word.
我也没想到我们会需要
I didn’t think we’d need one.
哦 没关系 我们可以停下来 看 我停下来了
Oh, It’s OK, we can stop. Look, I’ve stopped.
我只是不喜欢那些 好吗 我的天
I’m just not into all that, OK? My God.
好吧 对不起 我不是故意
OK, sorry. I didn’t mean to…
我知道这看起来像什么
I-I know what this looks like.
但这不是重点 我不想支配你
But it’s just not the point. I don’t want to dominate you.
我不想教你 -只是玩玩而已
I don’t want to teach you. -It’s only play.
是的 我知道 但我不想玩这个
Yes, I know, but I don’t want to play at that.
我想玩点别的 我想玩点感觉年轻的游戏
I want to play at something else. I want to play at feeling young again.
我想要那种感觉回来那种
I want that feeling back. That feeling of…
我还拥有一切可能的感觉
having it all before me.
你想回到16岁吗
You want to be 16 again?
不 我不想再回到16岁
No, I don’t want to be 16 again.
16岁太可怕了
Being 16’s bloody awful.
我想再次体验16岁的那种感觉
I want the feeling of being 16 again.
那种力量 天啊 我都没意识到我有过那种力量
That power… God, I didn’t know I had it.
我完全浪费了
It was wasted on me.
但我教的一些女孩
But some of the girls I taught…
她们知道自己在做什么
they knew what they were doing.
我是说和男人们一起的时候
With the men, I mean.
什么意思
What do you mean?
我试着警告过她们 但那些女孩的裙子
I tried to tell them, the girls
越来越短 越来越短 越来越短
but the skirts just kept on going up and up and up and up
直到你能看到她们的后牙有多干净
until you could practically see how clean their back teeth were.
她们只是不在乎
They just didn’t care.
为什么要在乎 他们想穿什么就穿什么
Why should they? They can wear what they want, surely.
男人不能总是控制自己 里奥 他们不都像你
Men can’t always control themselves, Leo. They’re not all like you.
有些男老师就像待宰的羔羊 可怜的家伙
Some of those male teachers were like lambs to the slaughter, poor sods.
也许是他们找错工作了
Or maybe they were in the wrong job.
也许他们也应该意识到 那些女孩并不是为他们而存在的
Or maybe they should have realised those girls weren’t there for them.
你有没有 遇到过麻烦
Have you ever been… you know, in trouble?
遇到过麻烦吗
Been in trouble?
我是说 卖♥♥淫不是违法的吗
Mm. I mean, isn’t selling sex illegal?
不 嫖♥娼♥是违法的
No, soliciting money for sex is illegal.
我不为性索取钱财 南希
I don’t solicit money for sex, Nancy.
不 我把公♥司♥卖♥♥了
No, I sell my company.
我提供有趣的谈话
I provide interesting conversation.
我会跳舞 我会调20种不同的鸡尾酒
I can dance, I can make 20 different cocktails.
是否要做♥爱♥是我们的事
Whether or not we have sex is our business.
这又不犯法
There’s nothing illegal about that.
我是说 除了口♥交♥之外
I mean, as well as the blow jobs
彼此了解也很不错
it’s also quite nice to get to know each other.
是的 我想是的
Yes, I suppose so.
这就是为什么我倾向于推荐更多次的服务
That’s why I tend to recommend more sessions.
什么
Sorry?
这样更有满足感 你知道吗
It makes it more satisfying, you know?
实际上我在寻找更多的常客
I’m actually looking for more regular clients–
哦 我明白了 -什么
Oh, I see. -What?
我知道怎么回事了 -没怎么回事
I see where this is going. -It’s not “going” anywhere.
又来了 强行推销
Here it comes. The hard sell.
是不是像驾驶课一样 如果我提前在里奥·格兰德性学院预订的话
Is it like driving lessons? Do I get 10 for the price of 9
我可以只要花9英镑就能买♥♥到10英镑的课
if I book in advance with the Leo Grande School of Sex?
我不知道你还有什么样的客户 里奥
I don’t know what other kind of clients you have, Leo
但我不是有钱人
but I am not a rich woman.
不 我知道 但是 -所以 你知道
No, I know but… -And so, you know
我想在我的时间 金钱和耐心耗尽前
I’d like to wind up the sales chat before my time
结束这场销♥售♥对话 所以
and money and patience run out, so…
拜托 里奥·格兰德 不管你叫什么名字
please, Leo Grande, or whatever your name is
把我想要的该死的口♥交♥给我 然后我们都能回家了
just give me my bloody blow job and we can all go home.
不如我坐边上
Why don’t I sit on the edge here
你跪在我面前的垫子上
and you could kneel on a cushion in front of me?
怎么样
How about that?
好吧 如果这样 最好的话
OK. If that’s… optimal.
我是不是应该 把它拿出来
Do I just… get it out?
没错
That’s right.
真可悲 我真可悲
Oh, it’s pathetic. I’m pathetic.
那个清单真是个蠢主意
That list was such a stupid idea.
你知道吗 你完全不需要做这些
You know, you don’t have to do any of this. At all.
我很害怕 事实就是这样
I’m scared. That’s the truth.
怕什么
Of what?
我不会喜欢 你也不会喜欢
That I won’t like it. That you won’t like it.
也许你会喜欢呢
Maybe you won’t.
但你可以试试看
But you can try and see.
没关系
It’s no harm.
除非你想把它咬下来
Unless you’re gonna bite it off.
那样的话 我可能会不喜欢
In which case I probably won’t like it.
南希 每个人都有不同的需求
Nancy, everyone needs something different.
也许你只是想谈谈
Maybe you just want to talk?
你知道吗 我有个老客户
You know, I have a regular client who just likes to
他喜欢手牵手一起看电视
hold hands and watch TV together.
不要误会我的意思 我还有个客户
I mean, don’t get me wrong, I also have a client
她喜欢我一言不发地走进去
who likes me to walk in without a word
尽快悄悄地和她做♥爱♥
have sex with her as quickly and silently as I can
然后离开
and then leave.
其实我挺喜欢那个的 因为只要十分钟
I actually quite like that one because it only takes ten minutes
但她付了整整一个小时的钱
but she pays for the full hour.
还有个家伙想让我打扮成猫
And there’s a guy who wants me to dress up as a cat
然后无视他 一个小时后回家
and then ignore him for an hour and go home.
什么 不做♥爱♥吗 -不做
What, and have no sex? -No.
不管怎样 我觉得你会是只好猫
I think you’d make a very good cat, for what’s worth.