小屁孩日记2：罗德里克法则

只有傻瓜才会觉得鸟屎有趣
Only a moron would find humor in bird poop!
你个笨鸟
You, stupid bird!
噢 天啊 你们太棒了
Oh, my gosh, you guys did great.
-太有趣了 -衣服还是表演
-That was really funny. -The unitard or the performance?
都有趣
Both.
谢谢 谢谢 谢谢
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
只要你好好表现就行
Just do your best, honey.
我能借下你的眼线膏吗
Can I borrow your eyeliner?
可以
Yeah.
看起来你们和好了
Looks like you guys made up.
-我们是亲兄弟嘛 -欢迎上台…
-We’re brothers. -Please welcome to the stage…
“尿不湿”乐队 哦耶
Loded Diper! Oh, yeah!
老妈 快走 离开舞台了
Mom, go! Get off the stage!
我们是”尿不湿”乐队
We are Loded Diper.
歌♥词
♪You told us we were losers.♪
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♪And we can’t do nothing right.♪
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♪You said we’d never make it.♪
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♪But just look at us tonight.♪
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♪Exploded Diper.♪
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♪All over the place.♪
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♪Exploded Diper.♪
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♪In your face.♪
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♪Exploded Diper.♪
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♪We can’t be stopped.♪
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♪Exploded Diper.♪
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♪Your head is gonna pop.♪
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♪Exploded Diper.♪
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♪You can’t keep us down.♪
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♪We’re gonna hit the fan.♪
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♪And rock this sleepy town.♪
大家一起 跳起来
Get up, all you haters.
老兄 他们都喜欢我们
Dude, they love us!
嘿 感觉不错吧 老兄
Hey! No hard feelings, right, bro?
嘿 比尔 你知道吗…
Hey, Bill. You know what…
-这曲表演完 你就被开除了 -什么
-When we’re done tonight, you’re out of the band -What?
这就是摇滚啊 老兄
That is Rock ‘n’ Roll, bro.
歌♥词
♪Loded.♪
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♪Diper.♪
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♪Loded.♪
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♪Diper.♪
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♪Loded.♪
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♪Diper.♪
快来 看
Come here. Look.
老爸 要不要告诉他观众其实是为…
Dad, are we going to tell them that the audience went crazy for…
老妈的诡异舞蹈而疯狂的
Mom’s weirded dancing?
他很开心 她也很开心
He is happy, she is happy.
我想就让这个成为我们两个人的秘密吧
I say we keep this one between the two of us, okay?
歌♥词
♪Exploded Diper.♪
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♪It’s us, the Diper And yes, we rock.♪
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♪Exploded Diper.♪
我只是想说昨天你让
So I just wanted to say that you getting.
老妈允许我演奏 真是太酷了
Mom to let me play last night was really cool.
嘿 当是我欠你的
Yeah, well, I kind of owed you.
对了 给
Oh, and here.
录像带
The tape?
你把它给我
You’re giving it to me?
嘿 没什么大不了的 不然…
Hey, don’t make a big deal abour it, or…
我就把它上传到油土鳖上去了
I will post it on YouTube, OK?
现在 下车
Now, get out.
傻瓜
Doofus.
好 回见
OK, later.
白♥痴♥
Butt-brain!
你知道 我觉得有个哥哥并不是那么糟糕
You know, I guess having a big brother is not that bad.
也许有时候我们会吵架 但是他还是会永远守护着我
Maybe we don’t always get along, but I know he’s gonna be there for me.
我刚才把葡萄汁倒在沙发上了 然后把责任推给你了
I just spilled grape juice on the couch and kind of blamed it on you.
等一会
Later.
我会把他叫回来
I will get him back.
开拍
Action.
歌♥词
♪Exploded Diper.♪
屌♥丝乐队 疯狂的老妈舞蹈
好 上传完毕
Okay. It’s uploaded.
歌♥词
♪In your face.♪
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♪Exploded Diper.♪
天哪
Holy cow!
这个火了 我们造成网络轰动了
This is huge! We’re an lnternet sensation!
格雷格 你绝对死定了
Greg, you’re so dead!
歌♥词
♪Exploded Diper.♪