疯狂店员2（2006）

# We were sure we’d never see
an end to it all #
# And I don’t even care #
# To shake these zipper blues #
# And we don’t know #
# Just where our bones
will rest #
# To dust, I guess #
# Lamented and assured #
# To the lights #
# And towns below #
# Faster than #
# The speed of sound #
# Faster than #
# We thought we’d go #
# Beneath the sound #
# Of hope #
# The street heats
the urgency of now #
# As you see,
there’s no one around. #
不好
Oh, no.
不会又来了吧
Not again.
(speed-dial beeping)
是 穆比快餐店发生火灾
Yeah, I have a fire
at the Mooby’s
在纪念大道和李奥纳多街口
on Memorial Parkway
and Leonardo.
(door moos electronically,
Dante coughs)
(hissing)
(slow, sensual,
rhythmic melody playing)
什么？
What?
(funky riff kicks in)
这是在做什么？
What the fuck is going on?
这是给你的送别派对
It’s your going-away party.
Whoo! Whoo!
我们都要喝个烂醉然后做♥爱♥
We’s all gonna get drunk
and get laid!
天啊 伊赖亚斯醉了吗？
Oh, my God, is Elias hammered?
很炫 不是吗？
Isn’t it awesome?
他抽了两条大♥麻♥
My man smoked two blunts
full of skunk.
去他妈的枕头裤
Fuck Pillow Pants!
喜欢紧屄♥♥的话就吹♥喇♥叭♥
Honk if you love
a tight pussy…
我们爱小屄♥♥屄♥♥
Yo, we love pussy.
今晚 在你离开之前
Tonight, before
you leave me forever,
我们会看一个自从我们12岁时
we are gonna peep something
we’ve been talking about
在你父母家看了“单身派对”录影带后
since we saw “Bachelor Party”
就一直讨论的东西
at your parents’ house
on Beta, when we were 12.
你在说什么？
What the fuck are
you talking about?
我会想你的
I’m gonna miss you, man.
我也会想你 但这有点太过份了
I’m gonna miss you, too,
but this is a little much.
是吗？那你等着看
Yeah? Just wait.
(chuckling)
好戏上场了！
Show time!
各位女士先生…
(laughs)
Ladies and gentlemen…
还有你 伊赖亚斯
and you, Elias,
直接从世界感官首都
straight from the debauchery
墨西哥的提华那而来
capital of the world,
Tijuana, Mexico…
天啊 不
Oh, God, no.
天啊 是的
Oh, God, yes.
准备观赏这场活生生的兽♥交♥
Get ready for some
hard-core bestiality.
种族交叉情♥色♥艺术 混帐
DRIVER:
Inter-species erotica, fucko!
种族交叉情♥色♥艺术的最佳代表
(laughs)
Inter-species erotica
at its finest,
由提华那远道而来
straight from TJ,
欢迎怪怪凯莉和性感种驴
I give you Kinky Kelly
and the Sexy Stud!
# Maybe #
– # Just maybe… #
– Whoo!
# Naughty girls
need love, too… #
别担心 女的会来
Don’t worry.
Chick’s coming.
# I’ve been told
time and time again #
# That you can’t treat love
like a game… #
女的就快来了
Any second,
the chick’s coming.
# But I play rough
with hearts that never mend #
# ‘Cause some guys like you
do the same #
# Love was
just a four-letter word #
# Never heard, how absurd… #
快来了
Any minute now.
# How could it be? #
# But now I can’t believe
this is real #
# How I feel, now you steal #
# My heart away from me #
# Used to be so good
and so bad #
# Sex was something
I just had… #
那男的对驴子真大胆
Wow, that guy’s being awfully
forward with that donkey.
蓝道？！
Uh, Randal…?!
他妈的女人呢？！
Where the fuck’s the chick?
# Baby, don’t let me
be misunderstood #
# Temporary love’s so bad… #
喂 弗瑞迪麦屈力 凯莉呢？
Yo, Freddie fucking Mercury,
where’s Kelly?
# Then along came you… #
在这里
Right here.
# Now I know it’s true… #
我以为那是性感种驴
I thought that’s the sexy stud.
我才是性感种驴
I’m the sexy stud.
# Then came you… #
但这头驴是公的
But this donkey’s a dude.
凯莉也可以是男的名字
Kelly can be
a guy’s name, too. Hey!
# Yes, it’s true #
# I’m in love with you #
# And believe it, baby #
# This time,
your love won’t get away… #
因为命名上的混乱
(groans)
Due to some
nomenclature confusion,
今天不会有女人来了
there’s not gonna be any chick.
那谁要吹这头驴？
Well, who the fuck’s
gonna blow the donkey?
# Ooh, it’s only you I adore #
# So much more
than my body was asking for… #
Oh!
# Yes, your love
is breaking my chill… #
我那边硬得不得了
I have a huge boner right now.
# In my heart… #
天啊！
Oh, my God!
贝琪！
Becky!
你跑哪去了？
Where did you go?
这边在做什么？
What the fuck is going on here?
种族交叉情♥色♥艺术
Uh, inter-species erotica.
你还好吗？
Are you okay?
我觉得非常恶心与反感
I’m disgusted and repulsed
and…
可是我却无法转头
and I can’t look away.
# Baby, don’t let me
be misunderstood… #
真大！
It’s huge!
# Temporary love’s so bad… #
– (donkey brays)
– # But it feels so good #
# Then along came you… #
我们需要谈谈
We need to talk.
你看到那老二多大吗？
Did you see the size
of that cock…
我爱你
I love you.
我…我想你也爱我
And-and I think
you love me, too.
当…当然…我…
Uh, of-of course.
I…
我是指 我们是朋友
I mean, we’re friends.
我觉得你爱我超出了朋友范围
L-I think you love me
as more than a friend.
没关系 你可以说的
It’s okay.
You can say it.
但是我…我不相信罗曼蒂克的爱情
But l-I don’t believe
in romantic love.
我觉得你相信
I think you do.
你真的想现在谈这个？
Do you really want
to do this right now?
# But it feels so good #
– (sighs)
– # Then along came you… #
看来表演结束了
Well, I guess the show’s over.
我想还没 先生
I don’t think so, sir.
# Naughty girls